Hiei in the Shire
Hiei: *wakes up and looks around* What the? Where am I? Kurama? Idiot? Mr. Binky?
Female girl: * skips down the road Hiei's on.* DooDeDooDeDooDeDo- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Skunk!!
Hiei: What? Skunk?! Where?
Female girl: On your head! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Hiei: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!Wait a minute, *feels the top of his head* THAT'S MY HEAD YOU BAKA!!!!!!
Female girl: What a baka, Mr. Skunk Head?
Hiei: You retard.
Female girl: I'm not a retard, that's my borther!
Hiei: Where am I?
Female girl: Middle-earth.
Hiei: No duh. What PART of Middle-earth am I in?
Female girl: Well, Mr. Skunk Head, if you must know, your in the Shire!
Hiei: The Shire? What's that? Wait, don't answer that yet, answer this first. What are you?
Female girl: I'm a hobbit!
Hiei: A what-it?
Female girl: Ugh! Who's the retard now?
Hiei: Still you, It will always be you.
Female girl: RRRIIIGGGGHHTTTT.......Ok, so,....I was nice and I answered your questions, now you should return the favor by answer mine. Number 1: What is your name? Mine's Alyson!!!
Hiei: Hiei.
Alyson: Nice ta meet cha Hiei! *smiles*
Hiei: So, have you heard of The Eye of Sauron?
Alyson: The Eye of Sauron?! That was almost as big as The Passion of the Christ!
Hiei: No, like the acual thing, like the acual Eye of Sauron.
Alyson: Ooh! That one! An orc was drinkin jalapeno juice, I don't know why, because EVERYONE knows that orange juice is better, but that's beside the point. So, an orc was drinkin some jalalpeno juice, right? And the retard got scared and accidentally spilled it on the eye, so now they have to get this BBBIIIIGGGG container of eye drops and put 1,00-
Hiei: Ok,ok, I've heard enough. So the eye is not currently available to the public, ok. So, do you, by any chance possible know someone by the name of Koenma?
Alyson: Oh! You mean Mr. Binky!?
Hiei: Y-Y-Yes * trys to contain laughter*
Alyson: But I think I might know someone who does! Come with me! * Leads Hiei to Sam Wise Gamgee*
Alyson: Sam! Someone's here to see you!
Sam: YaY! * runs out of the house with a rubber ducky and only a towel on*
Hiei and Alyson: I don't even wanna know.
Sam: Who's the visitor?
Alyson: Hiei * points to Hiei*
Sam: Oh,I thought it was Koenma, we have a um....uh....a-a-a meeting.....to uh....discuss....something....uh...privatley.
Alyson: Eeeeeewwwww!!!!
Hiei: Your dating Koenma? I didn't know he was like that!
Sam: No, I"m dating Rosie!
Alyson: In your dreams! Rosie's thinking about breaking up with you, it's only a matter of time.
Sam: IS NOT!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!
Rosie: * walks up to Sam* Sam! I can't believe you! Your hanging out with her, again?! It's over * slaps him and starts to walk away.*
Alyson: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?! * starts to chase Rosie*
Sam: WoW!!! You're a fortune teller!
Alyson: *catches up to Rosie. Starts beating the living crap out of her* What-*punch* Is- *punch* That- * punch* supposed- *punch* to- *punch* mean *punch* *kick, punch, kick, punch, body slam*
Hiei: Uh.....Should we, like stop them, her mainly, or something?
Sam: No. Rosie deserves it. GET EM' ALYSON!!!!!! HEADLOCK!!!!!
Hiei: Whatever you say.
Hiei: *wakes up and looks around* What the? Where am I? Kurama? Idiot? Mr. Binky?
Female girl: * skips down the road Hiei's on.* DooDeDooDeDooDeDo- AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Skunk!!
Hiei: What? Skunk?! Where?
Female girl: On your head! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Hiei: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!Wait a minute, *feels the top of his head* THAT'S MY HEAD YOU BAKA!!!!!!
Female girl: What a baka, Mr. Skunk Head?
Hiei: You retard.
Female girl: I'm not a retard, that's my borther!
Hiei: Where am I?
Female girl: Middle-earth.
Hiei: No duh. What PART of Middle-earth am I in?
Female girl: Well, Mr. Skunk Head, if you must know, your in the Shire!
Hiei: The Shire? What's that? Wait, don't answer that yet, answer this first. What are you?
Female girl: I'm a hobbit!
Hiei: A what-it?
Female girl: Ugh! Who's the retard now?
Hiei: Still you, It will always be you.
Female girl: RRRIIIGGGGHHTTTT.......Ok, so,....I was nice and I answered your questions, now you should return the favor by answer mine. Number 1: What is your name? Mine's Alyson!!!
Hiei: Hiei.
Alyson: Nice ta meet cha Hiei! *smiles*
Hiei: So, have you heard of The Eye of Sauron?
Alyson: The Eye of Sauron?! That was almost as big as The Passion of the Christ!
Hiei: No, like the acual thing, like the acual Eye of Sauron.
Alyson: Ooh! That one! An orc was drinkin jalapeno juice, I don't know why, because EVERYONE knows that orange juice is better, but that's beside the point. So, an orc was drinkin some jalalpeno juice, right? And the retard got scared and accidentally spilled it on the eye, so now they have to get this BBBIIIIGGGG container of eye drops and put 1,00-
Hiei: Ok,ok, I've heard enough. So the eye is not currently available to the public, ok. So, do you, by any chance possible know someone by the name of Koenma?
Alyson: Oh! You mean Mr. Binky!?
Hiei: Y-Y-Yes * trys to contain laughter*
Alyson: But I think I might know someone who does! Come with me! * Leads Hiei to Sam Wise Gamgee*
Alyson: Sam! Someone's here to see you!
Sam: YaY! * runs out of the house with a rubber ducky and only a towel on*
Hiei and Alyson: I don't even wanna know.
Sam: Who's the visitor?
Alyson: Hiei * points to Hiei*
Sam: Oh,I thought it was Koenma, we have a um....uh....a-a-a meeting.....to uh....discuss....something....uh...privatley.
Alyson: Eeeeeewwwww!!!!
Hiei: Your dating Koenma? I didn't know he was like that!
Sam: No, I"m dating Rosie!
Alyson: In your dreams! Rosie's thinking about breaking up with you, it's only a matter of time.
Sam: IS NOT!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!
Rosie: * walks up to Sam* Sam! I can't believe you! Your hanging out with her, again?! It's over * slaps him and starts to walk away.*
Alyson: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?! * starts to chase Rosie*
Sam: WoW!!! You're a fortune teller!
Alyson: *catches up to Rosie. Starts beating the living crap out of her* What-*punch* Is- *punch* That- * punch* supposed- *punch* to- *punch* mean *punch* *kick, punch, kick, punch, body slam*
Hiei: Uh.....Should we, like stop them, her mainly, or something?
Sam: No. Rosie deserves it. GET EM' ALYSON!!!!!! HEADLOCK!!!!!
Hiei: Whatever you say.