Disclaimer: I do not own Xenosaga nor do I own Wheel of Fortune. So Plllllleeeeaaaase don't sue.

This is my first fan fic, so be nice!!!!!!!

Chapter one:
The Game Begins

*Shion walks on the stage in front of the Wheel and smiles*

Shion: Welcome to Wheel of Xenosaga! I hope all of you enjoy tonights show, but first we must meet our contestants. But tonight we don't have the contestants chosen, we will have to spin the big wheel to decide for us. Shion looks happily at the wheel which has the names: Chaos, Tony, Allan, Shelly, Kelly, Albedo, Margulas, Juli Mizrahi, MOMO, Ziggy, and Jr..

* She spins the wheel and it lands on Junoir.*

Shion: Looks like our first contestant will be the director of the Kukai foundation, Rubedo Gaignun Jr.!

* Jr. walks on stage waving at the audience who is now cheering.*

JR: Thank you for the kind welcome, now bring on Albedo so I can beat the shit out of him in something other than fights.

Shion: Well the wheel has to land on his name.

JR: Damn!!!!

* Shion spins the wheel again and it lands in between MOMO and Albedo.*

Shoin: OOOHHH, looks like we have a tough one to call, so I'll just put them on a team together.

* Albedo comes on the stage carrying MOMO like a baby as he drained her memory. JR jumps over his podium holding a gun and points it at Albedo's head.*

JR: Put her down you bastard!

Albedo: OHHHH Rubedo you scare me.

Shion: NO GUNS ON MY SHOW!!!!!!!

* JR pockets his gun as Albedo and MOMO stand at the podium next to him.*

Shion: Now, lets see who the final contestant will be.

* Shion spins the wheel one last time and it lands on Chaos. Chaos comes out on stage waving at the crowd politely. *

Chaos: Thank you Shion.

Shion: Don't thank me, thank the wheel. Well that's the end of the contestant choosing. Now please welcome my very close friends, KOS-MOS and Inu-Yasha!

*KOS-MOS and Inu-Yasha walk on stage, both wearing white dresses and red lipstick. Inu-Yasha looking pissed, but frightened of KOS-MOS.*

Well that's the end of the
Chapter, please R+R!!!!!!!