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Chapter two:
Round One

Shion: Well we have met the contestants, so let's get the game started, since JR was chosen first, we'll let him go first. The category is things a monkey would wear.

*JR spins the wheel, which now has numbers and it lands on $400.*

JR: I'll go for an S.

*Shion looks at KOS-MOS and Inu-Yasha, KOS-MOS shakes her head and a loud noise fills the air and JR receives a shock from his podium.*

Shion: Sorry, no S, by the way if you guess wrong, you receive an electric shock, and so you don't get away, Iny dear please chain the contestants to their podiums please.

*Inu-Yasha hesitates, but runs with chains that KOS-MOS handed him after Shion pulled out a gun from her pocket.*

MOMO: I thought you didn't like guns...

Albedo: Quiet ma belle peche.

*Albedo drains more of MOMO's memory and soon stops as Inu-Yasha chains them both to the podium (Chaos was already tied.) *

Shion: Alright, now Albedo, MOMO your turn.

*Albedo spins the wheel and it lands on $1000.*

MOMO: Is there a T?

KOS-MOS: Affirmative, there are 2.

*KOS-MOS walks over the board to reveal both T's so the board reads: T _ _ _ _ T*

MOMO: Yey, now we're in the lead!!!!

*Albedo looks disgustedly at MOMO, then slaps her over the head.*

Shion: Now it's Chaos's turn.

*Chaos spins the wheel and it lands on "Lose a turn".*

Chaos: Damn it all!!!!!!!!!

Shion: Maybe next time...

*JR spins the wheel and it lands on $800*

JR: is there an A?

Inu-Yasha: Yeah, just one though...

*Inu-Yasha walks over the board and reveals one A so the board reads: T_ _ _AT*

Shion: Well, we only need 3 more letters so you need to guess what the thing a monkey would wear is MOMO and Albedo.

MOMO: Well if my memory serves me right it is a TOP HAT.

KOS-MOS: Affirmative... it is TOP HAT.

*Albedo and MOMO high five each other and do a secret hand shake. JR looks at them weirdly and Albedo flips him off.*

Shion: Well, looks like it's the end of the round so the person with the least amount of points will have to leave now and that looks like Chaos.

That's it please R+R!!!!!