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Chapter 3: Meeting Ciaran

I was running fast through the woods, feeling my tired feet slap against the unforgiving ground. Oh Goddess, someone or something was after me, no doubt wanting to steal my powers or destroy the local coven. It was always one or the other...

I carried on running, deeper into the woods until I ran into some unsuspecting man, 'Oof!' he cried as we both went down to the floor.

I climbed off him and backed up against a tree trembling with fear, the man stood up and brushed himself off.

'Please, don't kill me!' I screamed, he made a face that told me he was considering it then it disappeared, 'So, you must be Morgan,' he said

I shook my head, 'no, I'm not Morgan!' I thought real quick of a name since I didn't want to give out my real name in case he was in fact here to kill me, I said the first thing that came into my head, 'I'm Hunter Niall!' I burst out

Aww Crap!

He gave me an uneven look, 'right . . .'

'I'm the great Ciaran MacEwan!' he cried throwing his arms in the air as if saying 'Ta-da!' I frowned, it didn't ring any bells, and I shook my head telling him I haven't heard of him.

'Oh come on, Ciaran MacEwan, the most evil witch since the wicked witch from the wizard of oz!' I smiled at the thought, that witch was so stupid, I laughed

'Yes, laugh now, but you shall feel the wrath of my power young girl!'

He made an overdramatic gesture with his hands and spoke a few random words, a large bolt of lightning came down and struck the tree beside him, one of the larger branches fell off and landed on top of him.

'That's just great' he complained from underneath the branch, he was stuck, and of course I laughed.

'That shouldn't have happened, I was supposed to hit you with the lightning . . .'

We both felt another presence, a hysterical laugh sounded and then we heard the snap of twigs as the person back away through the woods.

'Alyce . . . I should have known, she's put a clumsy curse on me'

Alyce was my friend, lately she had been growing insane, Aliens landed in her brain and now she has an imaginary friend called Ogla and she keeps taking pet pills, I'm actually starting to worry about her, which is a shock because I only worry about me, which turned my attention back to Ciaran because he was going to kill me - any minute now - when he gets up - shouldn't I run here?

'Why are you after me?' I demanded, 'Help me out of here and I'll tell you' he smiled, 'No, tell me first' I said

He tried to free himself but then gave up and sighed, 'okay then, I was speaking with Selene Belltower, she told me something very interesting'

'Which is . . .?' 'You are the daughter of Maeve Riordan and Angus Bramson, making you a very powerful witch, which means I have to kill you and take your powers'

I began to cry, 'Why meeeee!?' I sobbed.

'Well, I'm sorry your just really powerful, now will you help me up so I can force a tath Meànma on you and learn that you are in fact my daughter and not Angus' because your eyes are brown like your fathers and not blue . . . what kind of crap is that I mean Maeve could have had more lovers than she said!'

I nodded in agreement then shrugged; I guess we all have a job to do.

I pulled the extremely heavy branch off him while he pushed at the same time and then for the second time tonight, he stood up and brushed himself off.

'Thanks' he smiled, he quickly wiped his smile off and we resumed our positions, he reached out and put his fingers on my temples and searched through my brain.

When he finally pulled away he took a step back, looked into my eyes and cried, 'Oh Goddess! It can't be!'

'What?' I asked

Ciaran began to breath heavily and said, 'Morgan' in a voice like Darth Vader from 'Star Wars' 'I am your father!

I stood staring at him wide-eyed and mouth open,

'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!' I screamed

I was cut short by an insane cackling above our heads that wasn't Alyce.

'How many more insane witches do we have in this parody?' I asked Hollie and Kat to which they just laughed.

Ciaran gave a small fake cough 'achem'

I gave him a questioning look and then remembered, 'Oh!' I cried then I turned and ran screaming back through the woods.

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