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Chapter 4: Killian the wise
I kept running further into the woods when I stopped and realised that I was totally lost. I looked around and saw . . . oh dear god it couldn't be!
The was a man in a long white gown and cloak with a long fake beard tied round the back of his head by an elastic band, he held a long staff and was playing chess with a toad. 'Killian?' I asked
He turned around to face me, 'Ah Morgan child, have you come for yet another quest?'
'Killian? Why are you dressed up as Gandalf from Lord of the rings?'
He glared at me, 'Who?' he asked 'I am the one and only Killian the wise! I am here to help you find out how to solve your quest, I am to help you discover who is the one that is out to get you, so you can defeat it and be safe again for about a week until somebody else heres about you powers and tries to come after you, my bet's on Ciaran'
'So you know who is after me?' I asked him
'Yes, I know everything' he said
'Really?' I asked
He nodded
'Wow, I've wish I knew everything!' I exclaimed, 'Do you know the square root of 8523984?'
He gave me a blank look, 'Do you want my help or not?'
I nodded, 'Will you help me found out who is trying to kill me and how I can defeat them?'
'Yes, I am not allowed to tell you exactly, I have to just give you some random riddle and you have to work it out in order to learn the truth'
I gave him a sceptical look, 'A riddle, whose dumbass idea was that?'
Just then I saw Hollie and Kat giving me the evils so I shut up.
'Okay, are you ready?' Killian asked me,
'Yes'
'She is like a tiger ready to kill She hates you lot and kill you she will All she wants are your amazing powers I'm making this up so . . . err . . . give me some flowers'
Again I flooded him with sceptical looks
'What the hell is that supposed to mean?'
Killian growled and then yelled 'I thought you were supposed to be clever now piss off and work it out yourself.'
'Can you give me a clue?' I asked, he shook his head, 'Oh pleeeeeeeeease!' I begged
'Okay, she has a son that tried to burn you to death and her name sort of rhymes with mean!'
'Oh Goddess!' I cried, this was really hard, what kind of clue were these, I'll never figure it out!
'Oh my god you dumbass!' Killian cried in frustration, 'Even Frodo gave me less hassle, at least he understood the huge hint I gave him!'
He turned back to his game of chess and started an argument with the toad claiming how the toad must have moved some of the pieces around while he wasn't looking.
I shrugged thinking that hadn't helped me at all and took up my run and scream thing through the woods again
Meanwhile . . .
A large cackle flew across the big full moon, it was Selene Belltower riding her broom, on her way back to her dark, dark, lair.
Her contorted green face covered in warts twisted into a smile as she made her way over to her bubbling cauldron, she hung up her black hat and cape on a hook and she put away her broom and then cackled to herself as she looked into the huge brew of green goop.
'Show me Morgan' she hissed, a bubble floated from the brew showing Morgan running through the woods.
'I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!' she cackled.
Kat cleared her throat and Hollie informed her that Morgan doesn't have a dog.
'I was talking about Hunter you half-wits!' she screeched at the pair.
She circled the black pot and stirred the brew well, and cackled to herself as she cursed out her spell, her spell was evil - full of dark intent, then in comes her son and says 'mom get bent', she looked at her son whom she thought was dead and she picked up a gun and blew off his head, she screeched oh so loudly coz she again killed her son, Kat and Hollie are laughing saying 'isn't this fun?'
'Okay, okay! Cut it out with the rhyming crap! Sheesh! How annoying!' Selene cried.
'Sorry' Hollie and Kat say with evil little smiles crossing their faces.
'Can we cut that out of the story?' she asked
Both Hollie and Kat shook their heads and laughed.
***Back to our *achem* heroine Morgan***
I had finished running through the woods and ended up back outside Hunters house, I went in.
'Feel better?' he asked
I nodded slightly, 'I had an encounter with Killian the wise, and he gave me a riddle about who is stalking me'
'What is it? Maybe I can help?'
'It's a toughie, really hard, I don't think anyone will be able to solve it, Well at first he said something about Tigers, flowers and killing me maybe something about make up and then he said something about her having a son that tried to kill me and her name rhymes with mean . . .'
Hunter scratched his head, 'Wow, that is a tough one, don't worry Morgan! I'll call the council, maybe they can figure it out!'
Hunter waited for a bit and growled, 'Urgh! This phone has no dialling tone! Somebody must have cut the line!'
'Err. . . Hunter. . . that's a banana, the phone is in the fruit bowl' I informed him
'Ah, right sorry!' he said blushing and picking up the real phone.
'That's better!' he cried
When Hunter hung up from the phone he held me in his arms, 'I'm scared Hunter!' I said
'Aww crap, here come the waterworks' Hunter complained, then I sobbed into his chest.
I looked up when Hunter said, 'What the hell is that lamp post doing in my living room?'
Chapter 4: Killian the wise
I kept running further into the woods when I stopped and realised that I was totally lost. I looked around and saw . . . oh dear god it couldn't be!
The was a man in a long white gown and cloak with a long fake beard tied round the back of his head by an elastic band, he held a long staff and was playing chess with a toad. 'Killian?' I asked
He turned around to face me, 'Ah Morgan child, have you come for yet another quest?'
'Killian? Why are you dressed up as Gandalf from Lord of the rings?'
He glared at me, 'Who?' he asked 'I am the one and only Killian the wise! I am here to help you find out how to solve your quest, I am to help you discover who is the one that is out to get you, so you can defeat it and be safe again for about a week until somebody else heres about you powers and tries to come after you, my bet's on Ciaran'
'So you know who is after me?' I asked him
'Yes, I know everything' he said
'Really?' I asked
He nodded
'Wow, I've wish I knew everything!' I exclaimed, 'Do you know the square root of 8523984?'
He gave me a blank look, 'Do you want my help or not?'
I nodded, 'Will you help me found out who is trying to kill me and how I can defeat them?'
'Yes, I am not allowed to tell you exactly, I have to just give you some random riddle and you have to work it out in order to learn the truth'
I gave him a sceptical look, 'A riddle, whose dumbass idea was that?'
Just then I saw Hollie and Kat giving me the evils so I shut up.
'Okay, are you ready?' Killian asked me,
'Yes'
'She is like a tiger ready to kill She hates you lot and kill you she will All she wants are your amazing powers I'm making this up so . . . err . . . give me some flowers'
Again I flooded him with sceptical looks
'What the hell is that supposed to mean?'
Killian growled and then yelled 'I thought you were supposed to be clever now piss off and work it out yourself.'
'Can you give me a clue?' I asked, he shook his head, 'Oh pleeeeeeeeease!' I begged
'Okay, she has a son that tried to burn you to death and her name sort of rhymes with mean!'
'Oh Goddess!' I cried, this was really hard, what kind of clue were these, I'll never figure it out!
'Oh my god you dumbass!' Killian cried in frustration, 'Even Frodo gave me less hassle, at least he understood the huge hint I gave him!'
He turned back to his game of chess and started an argument with the toad claiming how the toad must have moved some of the pieces around while he wasn't looking.
I shrugged thinking that hadn't helped me at all and took up my run and scream thing through the woods again
Meanwhile . . .
A large cackle flew across the big full moon, it was Selene Belltower riding her broom, on her way back to her dark, dark, lair.
Her contorted green face covered in warts twisted into a smile as she made her way over to her bubbling cauldron, she hung up her black hat and cape on a hook and she put away her broom and then cackled to herself as she looked into the huge brew of green goop.
'Show me Morgan' she hissed, a bubble floated from the brew showing Morgan running through the woods.
'I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too!' she cackled.
Kat cleared her throat and Hollie informed her that Morgan doesn't have a dog.
'I was talking about Hunter you half-wits!' she screeched at the pair.
She circled the black pot and stirred the brew well, and cackled to herself as she cursed out her spell, her spell was evil - full of dark intent, then in comes her son and says 'mom get bent', she looked at her son whom she thought was dead and she picked up a gun and blew off his head, she screeched oh so loudly coz she again killed her son, Kat and Hollie are laughing saying 'isn't this fun?'
'Okay, okay! Cut it out with the rhyming crap! Sheesh! How annoying!' Selene cried.
'Sorry' Hollie and Kat say with evil little smiles crossing their faces.
'Can we cut that out of the story?' she asked
Both Hollie and Kat shook their heads and laughed.
***Back to our *achem* heroine Morgan***
I had finished running through the woods and ended up back outside Hunters house, I went in.
'Feel better?' he asked
I nodded slightly, 'I had an encounter with Killian the wise, and he gave me a riddle about who is stalking me'
'What is it? Maybe I can help?'
'It's a toughie, really hard, I don't think anyone will be able to solve it, Well at first he said something about Tigers, flowers and killing me maybe something about make up and then he said something about her having a son that tried to kill me and her name rhymes with mean . . .'
Hunter scratched his head, 'Wow, that is a tough one, don't worry Morgan! I'll call the council, maybe they can figure it out!'
Hunter waited for a bit and growled, 'Urgh! This phone has no dialling tone! Somebody must have cut the line!'
'Err. . . Hunter. . . that's a banana, the phone is in the fruit bowl' I informed him
'Ah, right sorry!' he said blushing and picking up the real phone.
'That's better!' he cried
When Hunter hung up from the phone he held me in his arms, 'I'm scared Hunter!' I said
'Aww crap, here come the waterworks' Hunter complained, then I sobbed into his chest.
I looked up when Hunter said, 'What the hell is that lamp post doing in my living room?'