Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Marik, blah blah…Holy ****! I can't believe it! I forgot to write disclaimers for the other ones! Whoops…heh heh…^.^"

December 29

It's so quiet. The neighbors moved away. Called us barbaric. As if! I'll show them barbaric…Am currently amusing myself with puny, little cricket. What a pathetic creature! I let it think it's gonna escape, and then at the last second, I smoosh it! Haha. So much fun. Have now run out of crickets to smoosh. I guess I'll just try to make the world's largest paperclip chain. I've got one about 20 feet now. Took me 3 hours, I'm slow. I'M SO F***EN BORED!!! AAAAAAHH! I'M GONNA DIE! I need something to do! Ishizu's not home today. Nooooo. I can feel the life slowly creep out of me…it's freaky. I hate this place! I hate the world! I hate Ishizu! I hate myself! No wait, I don't. I hate this diary. Gross. I can't believe I'm even writing in this! This sentence will be the absolute last one I'll ever write again! Right after I say how stupid Ishizu looks in her new haircut. There! Now this will be the last sentence, no exceptions!

December 30

Ugg, I can't believe what I said yesterday. I take back everything…that is, everything except the part about how Ishizu's new haircut looked stupid. Seriously, it does. It makes her look 10 times uglier than before, if that's possible. I must've been real grouchy yesterday. Ah well. Still, no matter how grouchy I am, I'll always look beautiful. I mean, just look at my face. Can you find an equal? And is it even physically possible to have such a stunning figure? I don't think so…

December 31

Odion was sick this morning, so daddy made Ishizu take care of me. She had to go on some errands outside, so she took me along. I thought all I had to do was follow her to a fruit stall, and then I could go home, but NOO!!! After she was done shopping through, like, every single store in Egypt, she took me to watch a MOVIE that was rated R! I actually had to go IN with her, and I am still WAY too young. It was some crap about these two people who really liked each other, but their parents didn't. The ending was real funny though, cause they both died. Haha. LOSERS!!! I wonder why no one else was laughing. Oh well. People these days have no sense of humor. Anyways, the rest of the movie was a waste of time. I could have finished reading The History of Torture. It's such a good book. I tried that form of torture on page 106 I read about yesterday on another cricket. It was SWEET! It's legs were still twitching and it was still alive feeling EVERYHTING! Mwahaha.

~Later~

The History of Torture is soooo long. I saved a cute little mouse from Mindslave. Stupid cat, can't he realize that I can use mice to freak out Ishizu? Hopefully she'll find it soon before is suffocates to death.

January 1

Ishizu found the snake. It was PRICELESS, unless you count the dozen smashed artifacts Ishizu hurled at me. The mouse chewed through one of her sandals. I feel sorry for the mouse. It's amazing it was still alive after it bit through something Ishizu put her stinky, fat feet in. Too bad Odion was asleep; he missed out on all the fun. When Ishizu caught up to me, yeah well, you can guess what happened…it still hurts, but WHO CARES?! Daddy was so pissed off at her for breaking his precious clay statue thing that she has to take out the trash for a MONTH! Gahaha, and the best part was, it was all MY FAULT!