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January 6

It's so boring now. My precious belongings have NOT been returned, and I spend each day trudging around in misery. Ishizu's makeup has been drowned, hung, burned, electrocuted, "put to sleep," slaughtered and processed through the glue factory, not to mention sent to the Shadow Realm. I've never been so long without my vanity mirror… WHAT IF THERE'S A ZIT ON MY FACE AND I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT?! No, the horror! I MUST get my crickets and other stuff back before I go insane! Maybe I already am… At least Ishizu isn't feeling any better. She's locked herself in her room. She's probably realized how ugly she is and that the world is better off without seeing her ugly face.

~Later~

I've just thought of the most ingenious plan! I'll lure Ishizu to the newly opened mall and then sneak into her room and get my stuff back. Why didn't I think of this before?! I'll go carry out my plan tomorrow, after I get my beauty rest…of course…

January 7

IMPOSSIBLE!!! My plan didn't work! Who would've thought Ishizu booby-trapped her whole room? I took one step and fell into a six foot hole. My butt still hurts. I couldn't climb out, so I had to wait for my dad to come rescue me. Odion was off somewhere he called Hawaii. Dunno where that is – probably someplace south of Egypt. Unfortunately, daddy fell into a hole too, so now we're both stuck. Good thing I brought my diary with me. Otherwise, I might've DIED from boredom, which would've been a terrible ting. The whole world would probably fall into depression from such a great loss. That would be fun to watch, but how can I watch if I was dead? Ah, the complexity of life…it hurts my brain.

January 8

Yay! She finally returned all my belongings!…but not before I told daddy about her "dirty" magazines. :) She's being "lectured" on why reading those magazines are bad and why she should never do it again. I bet she's not listening. She's probably thinking of the best ways to get revenge on me. Like that'll work. I've got my dad on my side! I'm UNSTOPPABLE!!! MWAHAHA!!!

~Later~

That's it. She deserved it. Trashing MY room is NOT funny. The stupid liar told me the ice cream man was coming, and then while I ran outside, she messed up EVERYTHING! I hate her. Not that I didn't before, but I hate her more than ever now. It took me weeks to organize all my stuff by color, so I've decided to give her the ULTIMATE punishment. (A/N Here it comes, MalletWielderofDoom) I CUT HER HAIR WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP! Bwahaha!!! I've sold her hair on Ebay. It's amazing what people are willing to pay for a bunch of greasy, split-ended hair. I don't think she's awake yet. I'm gonna have sooo much fun tomorrow!

January 9

Hmm…toddy wasn't as fun as I had predicted. But it was okay. Ishizu dislocated my shoulder and I had to get sent to the emergency room. They give free applesauce and coloring books there! ^.^ Everybody came in and brought cards and presents to cheer me up. Ishizu even had to come in and say sorry. Haha. It's fun being pitied because you get lots of free stuff. I should do this more often…

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I don't really know much about hospitals, but when I went there they gave me free coloring books…but then again I was only like, four years old so I don't remember much. I think the next chapter will be the last one. I'm spending all my time working on my other fanfic. I've got like ten chapters pretyped already, but I won't put them all up at once. I'm evil like that. XD If I get a lot of reviews, then I might change my mind and write more for this one. I seriously don't know. *runs and hides under bed*