Disclaimer: This program has been brought to you by a crazy kid named Mel, who, out of sheer boredom, has decided to make use of the characters that do not belong to her, which is why I am typing this right now. In other words, I don't own anybody. Thank you.

a/n: Because I am evil, I will be describing EVERY SINGLE MATCH in AS MUCH DETAIL AS POSSIBLE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Remember, no flames! You will all have your moments...For now, imagine you're there and enjoy! ^^;

Switching of writing style will be marked by this symbol ~+~

Chapt. 3: Robert vs. Tanner!

That afternoon...

In a GINORMOUS basketball stadium-type um...stadium (with ramps and stuff)...

Mel: *holding megaphone* *clears throat, takes a deep breath* *voice all deep and man-like* Ladies and gentlemen! We of the LDVA are proud to present to you the Tournament of the Lemurian Cup! May I introduce to you our referees! Everybody, please welcome Sharra and Nathan! *moves aside to allow refs to enter*

Sharra: *has own mic* Thank you, Mel!

Nathan: *(same as Sharra)* OK, everyone! Zoids ready?

Everyone: YEAH!

Sharra: Strategies ready?

Everyone: YEAH!

Both refs: ARE YOU READY?!

Everyone: YEEEEAAAH!!!

Mel: Then without further ado, let us proceed to round one...

Sharra: ...the Lone Pilot Wolfpup versus the Ravishing Rogue Robert!

*crowd cheers, doors on opposite sides of the stadium open to reveal the zoids of Tanner and Robert*

Nathan: Ready...FIGHT! *gong booms*

 ~+~The zoids roared and charged each other. The black Pteras (of Robert) took the air just as  the Shadow Fox leaped at it. The SF squealed as it landed neatly to one side. It was forced to run as Robert opened fire on it.~+~

Tanner: Dang! He's flying!

Robert: Did I offend you? Haha! XD

Tanner: Afraid so!

Robert: Must be my lucky day...

Tanner: No, it's MY lucky day!

~+~ Without warning, the SF charged off a ramp, the boosters and smoke dischargers spouting smoke as it shot through the air.~+~

Robert: What the...?!

Tanner: Sorry...

~+~ Smoke swirled around the two zoids, hiding them both from view.~+~

Tanner: *evil grin* *sweet voice* Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? *yelling* AHM COMIN' TA GETCHA! YA HEAR?!

Robert: Not if I can help it!

Tanner: No, you can't help it.

~+~ With that, the SF let loose a barrage of ammo, which the struck the Pteras with precise and deadly accuracy. A loud thud was heard, and the smoke cleared away to reveal the victor...~+~

*gong booms again*

Nathan: The battle is over! The battle is over!

Sharra: The winner is...the Lone Pilot Tanner!

Crowd: *cheering and whooping madly*

*cockpits open*

Tanner: Hey! I won!

Robert: Congratulations, Tanner!

Tanner: Wow, really? Thanks! ^_^

Robert: You deserve it! Just one question...

Tanner: What?

Robert: *evil grin* Who's Romeo? Friend of yours?

Tanner: Grrrr...TvvvT

*moments later, a Shadow Fox is seen chasing a black Pteras in the BG*

Sharra: And there you have it! The first round, won by Tanner!

Nathan: It ain't over yet! The match has just begun!

Mel: 'Till next time, guys!

TBC AUAA...

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A/N: I apologize if it wasn't as long as you thought.

But then again, I'm an authoress, and authoresses

are supposed to be evil! Mwahaha...

Replies:

BBLX:

Me: Ooh, thankie! ^_^

CF: Happy birthday!

Loki: 15 now, I presume?

All 3: Glad you liked it! Bye!

Seighart:

All 3: Not much to say here! Thanx for reviewing,

and good luck with your fic!

Shadow Girl:

Me: You make me feel all guilty inside...awww...

CF: We hope you're happy with your part for now.

Loki: We were too hard on Harry...?

All 3: That's all for now! Cya!

IceDragon:

Me: Glad you like my new penname! ^_^

Loki: I like your strategy!

CF: It's perfectly brilliant!

All 3: Update your fics soon! ^^;

n64freak:

CF: Lucky you...new manga!

Me: Gak! Spelling mistake! ICB!

Loki: Is Tala comin' too? Please...?

All 3: Basilisk venom is in the fridge. Help yourself!

Black Fireball:

Loki: ^_~ Shiny objects...?

CF: What does soap taste like...?

Me: You think my work's great? Thanks!

All 3: Soap's in the bathroom! Knock yourself out!

Fishstick girl:

Me: Your team will be one of the challengers since

you're not registered as a charcter.

CF: That means you'll only be staying for the match.

Loki: Pls. e-mail us with a valid e-mail ad next time, OK?

All 3: E-mail us soon! Cya!

nintendestined64:

Loki: ^_~ Fruity...?

Me: Sorry, Rob, but you asked for it!

CF: Ehi! We hope you can upload your fics soon!

All 3: Sorry if you lost this match. No hard feelings!

Wolfpup:

Me: I have an account too!

CF: She's a new member.

Loki: They didn't take zoids off CN!

All 3: Congratulations! You win the round!

A/N: TAFN. TNT, guys! Oh, and while you wait, check

out Seighart's Zoids: YuGiOh adventure & Lamoo's

Lord of the Rings fics. Both are great writers, and their fics

are worth a shot. Bye!