a/n: Hey, I'm so sorry I didn't update sooner! Lol, you won't believe how much time I spend in school these days!!!
Chapt. 6 : The Death Twins vs. The Royal Team!
*arena*
Sharra: And welcome back, everyone!
Nathan: Sorry for the delay!
Mel: We hope we didn't disappoint you all that much.
All 3: Now for the remaining matches!
*crowd cheers*
Sharra: In this coh-nah!
Nathan: The Terrific-o-some Two...The Dynamic Duo...Double Trouble...
Mel: Theeeee DEEEEAAAATH TWIIIIIINS!!!
*a pair of BladeCats [1] enter (P.S. F.G., you didn't tell me what zoids they would be piloting, so I made these up instead)*
Sharra: *points to other side of arena* Aaaaand in THIS coh-nah!
Nathan: The Element Master...her Faithful Muse...And the Dragon from the Arctic Reaches...
Mel: Theeeee ROOOOOYAAAAAL TEEEEEAAAAAM!!!
*the lights go on, and everybody cheers when they see the teams*
Sharra: And so, let the battle commence!
Mel: Warriors ready!
Nathan: Reeeaaadyyy...FIGHT!!! *gong booms*
~+~ The Blade Cats roared and leaped forward.~+~
Tami: Sami, you take out the red Geno Breaker. I'll go for the green one.
Sami: Roger!
Tala: *overhears conversation* Oh no you don't!!! *changes into Hiltz* BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTAAAAAAAALS!!!
Seighart: *changes into Prozen* I SHALL DESTROY YOU AAAAAAAAAALL!!!
IceDragon: What the...?! *stops and looks at her charging teammates* Guys...?
Seighart Prozen: *yelling madly* YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT MEEEEEE!!!! *collides with the black Blade Cat (belonging to Sami)* AHAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Tala Hiltz: *laughing maniacally* I BRING THE MOMENT OF ANNIHILATION UPON YOOOOOOOOUUUUU!!! *(same as Seighart Prozen, only the Blade Cat is the one belonging to Tami)*
Sami: *senses Hiltz' movement and jumps aside* Whew! Close one!
Tala: *changes back to norm* Huh...? Where'd she...
*KER-RAAAAAASH!!!*
Tala: *has smashed into a wall* ...go...?
Computer screen: command system freeze_
Tala: What...? NO! I'm out of commission! Sorry, Seighart...
Seighart Prozen: HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS ME THAT WAY!!!
*kitchen sink flies through Tala's computer screen and bonks him on the head*
Tala: Ow!
IceDragon: Well, I guess it's two-on-two now...
Tami: You're mine, li'l dinosaur! *charges for Seighart Prozen*
Seighart Prozen: TASTE MY WRAAAAAAAATH!!!! *blades whip out as the Geno Cutter charges for Tami*
Tami: Blades...?!
*blades slice through Tami's Blade Cat's leg*
Tami: Oh no!
Computer screen: Command system freeze_
Tami: *groans loudly and punches the dashboard* Ouch! *rubs knuckles* Stupid dashboard... *kicks dashboard*
*dashboard falls apart*
Tami: AURGH!!!
Ice Dragon: Two against one...*shrugs* Okay! *yelling* Seig-I mean, Prozen! Go for it!
Seighart: *back to norm* I'm Seighart!
Ice Dragon: ...?
Seighart: *grappling claws snap out to grab the BladeCat*
IceDragon: *readies the geno Breaker's horn, switches on the boosters, and charges for Sami* Here...we...GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Geno Breaker's horn puts Blade Cat out of commission*
Sami: *sighs* OK, you win...
Nathan: The battle is over!
Sharra: The winner is...
Both: ...the Royal Team!!!
*next match*
A/N: Hey, Ryo, I'm gonna make up some attacks for your KW because you didn't mention 'em, k?
Sharra: Our next match will be fought by...
Mel: ...Maelgwyn, the lone member of the Shadow Team...
Sharra: ...versus Ryo Zero of the Blaze Strikers!
Nathan: Ready...FIGHT!!!
*Ryo's red Konig Wolf charges for Maelgwyn*
Maelgwyn: Here he comes! *fires guns*
Ryo: Sorry, but that won't help you. *fires*
Maelgwyn: *dramatically* Agh! I'm hit! My leg's broken!
Ryo: ...? ^_~
Maelgwyn: HAHAHAHA!!! *fires at the KW's side* That should take care of him...
*smoke clears away*
Ryo: GOTCHA!!! *jumps out and fires gun*
Maelgwyn: ACK!! *dodges, but part of the Command Wolf's leg is damaged* Uh-oh, I'm walking with a limp! .o
Ryo: Strike...
Maelgwyn: *gulp!* Come...ON! MOVE!!!
Ryo: ...Laser...
Maelgwyn: AURGH! MOOOOOOVE!!!
Ryo: ...CLAAAAAW!!!
*SLC comes crashing down on Maelgwyn*
Maelgwyn: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
*Command Wolf jumps off to one side. When the smoke clears, Maelgwyn is unharmed.*
Crowd, refs, and supervisor: *Gasp!!!*
Maelgwyn: I'm...alive...?
Ryo: You ain't so bad after all!
Maelgwyn: Hey, thanks!
Ryo: But still...we have work to do...
Maelgwyn: !!!
Ryo: Play! *shoots*
Computer screen: command system freeze_
Nathan: The battle is over!
Sharra: The winner is...
Mel: ...Team Blaze Striker!
a/n: It was sooo short! *bangs head on the wall*
*final match in Part 1 of the entire battle*
Sharra: For this match, we will see...
Nathan: ...the Diablo Team...
Sharra: ...battle it out with...
Mel: ...Uh...Blackie's Team of Shiny Objects...? ^_~?
Sharra: Um, OK, FIGHT!!!
Raven: What...? VAN! I'll get you!!! *switches on boosters and charges for Van*
Van: Huh...? RAVEN! You're goin' down!!! *flicks out blades and charges for Raven*
Raven & Van: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *get caught in a cloud of smoke, out of which protrude random zoid limbs, tails, and parts*
Ryou: Raven...?
Blackie: Van...?
Jaime: ACK! Look out, Ryou! *fires madly at Blackie*
Blackie: Hey! *jumps aside and fires at Jaime*
Computer Screen: command system freeze_
Nathan: Jaime, you are out of the battle!
Jaime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm such a loser! *pounds keyboard madly and cries anime style while wailing "Why...? WHY the heck am I always the loser?!"*
Blackie: Whoa...That was fast...
Ryou: Two-on-two, no more, no less. Just the way I like it! ^_^ *flicks out blades* Prepare to lose!
Blackie: You're on!!
*the BL dodges Blackie's shots and gets closer...and closer...*
Ryou: YAH!
*blades swipe through thin air*
ç==========# One of those Incredible Slow-mo Scene where Time Seems to Stand Still #==========è
Ryou: O.O...?!
Blackie: Up here...
Ryou: *looks up*
ç==========# End of Scene #==========è
*Blackie's ZF comes crashing down claw-first*
Ryou: WOAH!!! *jumps aside*
Blackie: *lands* Hmm...Pretty good!
Ryou: How'd you dodge that...?
Blackie: I have my ways! ^^; *leaps to one side and pounces on Ryou*
*metal squeals like fingernails on a chalkboard as the ZF rakes and bites the BL's armor*
Crowd: *covers their ears*
Ryou: Get off! *runs around until the ZF falls off* OK, you've REALLY dunnit this time! *prepares to charge again*
Blackie: *shrugs, and charges as well*
*they both charge toward each other sloooooowlyyyy...deliberaaaaaatelyyyy...
...But first, let's see how Van and Raven are doin'!*
Van: AGH!!! I'LL GET YOU, RAVEN!!!
Raven: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
*._. Umm...Bad idea...*
Ryou: Got you now!!! *leaps up a nanosecond before Blackie does*
Blackie: *has leaped up a nanosecond after Ryou...and finds the blade coming straight for her* Oh boy...
*ZAP!!!*
CS: command system freeze_
Blackie: It's all up to Van now...
*We have no choice...*shudders nervously*
Raven: *unleashes grappling claws and pulls out some of the BL's round joints*
*BL's leg collapses*
Van: ARGH! .
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *runs the BL through with the GB's horn*
CS: Command system freeze_
Van: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Mel: The battle is over!
Nathan: The winner is...
Sharra: ...the Diablo Team!
The end...NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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A/N: A few corrections...
1. I spelled Ryou's last name wrong! It was
supposed to be Bakura, not Bakurar! *groans*
2. The "All 3" line to the reply in your last review,
Ryou...Sorry, but that was meant for Seighart!
The BV was for her! Anywayz, I'm sorry again...
*groans and slaps forehead*
Questions for the lot of you! ^_^ :
1. What does ROTFLMAO mean?
2. How do you spell Van's last name?
3. How do you spell Jaime's name?
4. What is the meaning of the word "Hentai"?
Sorry, guys, no replies for now! Maybe next time...