"Just another day"
By the way this is just a joking page and to show you SOME of my perverted skills- thank you but read it and you will laugh "Ooooo chance! AHHH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND CALL ME YOUR QUEEN!" rocking sounds issued after that, kitty's muffled scream bounced off the walls of her room. "AHHHHHHHHH MY VIRGIN EARS!" she screamed at the room next to hers only to get more moans as an answer. She ran out of her bedroom into the living room, her pillow and blanket streaming after her. She sat on the couch in an attempt to block out the noises, when crystal ran into the kitchen clawing at her face with a freaked out shreda running after her. "MY EYES! MY EYES!! AHHHHHHHH" kitty sweatdropped. "you guys walked in on them?" shreda nodded, his face a ghostly white. "It was so scary! T.c. had him on the floor and he was-"kitty screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cuddles walked in in only a pair of boxers, rubbing his eyes and dragging a big fluffy poodle stuffed animal after him. Kitty blinked... "AHHHHHHHH it burns! NOOO THE HORROR!" crystal was still screaming. "OOOOO GOD YOUR SO TIGHT BITCH!" "I KNOWWW OOOO HOW'D YOU DO THAT!?! DO IT AGAIN! YES! YES!"(I am the ultimate pervert!!! so bow to me, nod and walk away...**grins** but you see this is real life so I'm just stating the obvious...o.0) kitty, crystal, shreda, and cuddles ran out of the 2 story apartment in only their p.j.s, kitty with her black hello kitty pants and her black wife beater shirt which said-"my attitude is none of your &^*$#%! Business"( surprise surprise) crystal with her sky blue pants and blue t. shirt which said- "what's wrong with having issues?", shreda had on a pair of sweatpants and a tank top, while cuddles had his boxers on... all the neighbors thought he was streaking... "do you think their done?" crystal asked when they came back to the apartment at 6:41 in the morning getting no sleep at all after the neighbors called the cops on them, so they where running all morning. Cuddles blinked. "I don't think any one can keep it up for that long..." kitty and crystal looked skeptical, "you don't understand when I was living with them for a month that was all they did! I WENT to crystal's fuckin house all of the time!" kitty screamed. They unlocked the door and crept in, it was sigh lent... kitty grinned and sighed. "thank you god!" then....dun dun duuuuun! They saw t.c. And chance of the kitchen counter... (And I don't even want to know if that was egg on her face or cum...) kitty gawked at them, and then growled her eyes leaking a blood red. "I JUST FUCKIN WASHED THAT COUNTER DAMN IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET YOUR FUCKIN SHIT OFF OF THAT!?!? AHHHHHHHH GO TO YOUR ROOM DAMN IT! NOW! AND MAKE IT SEPRATE ROOMS!" she screamed, cuddles shreda and crystal looked at the ashamed peoples faces with disgust. They ate off that counter! "Serves you right!" yelled cuddles. Then the phone rang, every one stopped to look at it. The machine came on... "ring ring- hello- damn it get your fuckin ass back here cuddles**hacking sounds from an axe in the back ground** I didn't do it T.c!!- you know the drill tell yo name and repeat "I will never call this crazy place again!" now fuck the person next to you and say cheese... thanx this was kitty for all you dumb ass people out there" .... "um hello im calling about the poodle- er I think the names cuddles- for sale, please call 546-9888, the names cookie.." a gay voice rang out of the poor machine's speakers. Cuddles blinked, and kitty snickered at the add they had put in the paper that week. "HOW COULD YOU TRY TO FUCKIN SELL ME?!?!" he screamed...
lol this is to tell you wut we go threw every day.... By the way I didn't put the info on our characters yet so here name- age all the shit t.c- 18 dark elf- cat can change into a cat at any given time as the rest of the clan can- also can change into a ...**blink blink** dragon or human
crystal- 18 cat- human can change into a cat or human
kitty-18 cat-fox-human can change into a fox cat OR human
cuddles-18 -poodle-human can change into a cat or poodle OR human
shreda- 18 cat-dog-human can change into a dog or cat or human
Chris the leaf boy- 18 human-elf can change into a tree hugger (lol joke) never mind...
Inu-17 dog human can change into a dog or cat or human
Inu yasha-19 dog human can change into a dog human or cat
Miroku-19 (KITTY- MINE! **growls at on looking girls** fuck off sluts! HES MINE! **miroku blinks** um... kitty-SHUT UP!)cat-dog-human can change into a dog or cat or human
Kay chin-(not sure if I spelt it right) 18 human hes a human people with magical powers...
By the way this is just a joking page and to show you SOME of my perverted skills- thank you but read it and you will laugh "Ooooo chance! AHHH GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND CALL ME YOUR QUEEN!" rocking sounds issued after that, kitty's muffled scream bounced off the walls of her room. "AHHHHHHHHH MY VIRGIN EARS!" she screamed at the room next to hers only to get more moans as an answer. She ran out of her bedroom into the living room, her pillow and blanket streaming after her. She sat on the couch in an attempt to block out the noises, when crystal ran into the kitchen clawing at her face with a freaked out shreda running after her. "MY EYES! MY EYES!! AHHHHHHHH" kitty sweatdropped. "you guys walked in on them?" shreda nodded, his face a ghostly white. "It was so scary! T.c. had him on the floor and he was-"kitty screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cuddles walked in in only a pair of boxers, rubbing his eyes and dragging a big fluffy poodle stuffed animal after him. Kitty blinked... "AHHHHHHHH it burns! NOOO THE HORROR!" crystal was still screaming. "OOOOO GOD YOUR SO TIGHT BITCH!" "I KNOWWW OOOO HOW'D YOU DO THAT!?! DO IT AGAIN! YES! YES!"(I am the ultimate pervert!!! so bow to me, nod and walk away...**grins** but you see this is real life so I'm just stating the obvious...o.0) kitty, crystal, shreda, and cuddles ran out of the 2 story apartment in only their p.j.s, kitty with her black hello kitty pants and her black wife beater shirt which said-"my attitude is none of your &^*$#%! Business"( surprise surprise) crystal with her sky blue pants and blue t. shirt which said- "what's wrong with having issues?", shreda had on a pair of sweatpants and a tank top, while cuddles had his boxers on... all the neighbors thought he was streaking... "do you think their done?" crystal asked when they came back to the apartment at 6:41 in the morning getting no sleep at all after the neighbors called the cops on them, so they where running all morning. Cuddles blinked. "I don't think any one can keep it up for that long..." kitty and crystal looked skeptical, "you don't understand when I was living with them for a month that was all they did! I WENT to crystal's fuckin house all of the time!" kitty screamed. They unlocked the door and crept in, it was sigh lent... kitty grinned and sighed. "thank you god!" then....dun dun duuuuun! They saw t.c. And chance of the kitchen counter... (And I don't even want to know if that was egg on her face or cum...) kitty gawked at them, and then growled her eyes leaking a blood red. "I JUST FUCKIN WASHED THAT COUNTER DAMN IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET YOUR FUCKIN SHIT OFF OF THAT!?!? AHHHHHHHH GO TO YOUR ROOM DAMN IT! NOW! AND MAKE IT SEPRATE ROOMS!" she screamed, cuddles shreda and crystal looked at the ashamed peoples faces with disgust. They ate off that counter! "Serves you right!" yelled cuddles. Then the phone rang, every one stopped to look at it. The machine came on... "ring ring- hello- damn it get your fuckin ass back here cuddles**hacking sounds from an axe in the back ground** I didn't do it T.c!!- you know the drill tell yo name and repeat "I will never call this crazy place again!" now fuck the person next to you and say cheese... thanx this was kitty for all you dumb ass people out there" .... "um hello im calling about the poodle- er I think the names cuddles- for sale, please call 546-9888, the names cookie.." a gay voice rang out of the poor machine's speakers. Cuddles blinked, and kitty snickered at the add they had put in the paper that week. "HOW COULD YOU TRY TO FUCKIN SELL ME?!?!" he screamed...
lol this is to tell you wut we go threw every day.... By the way I didn't put the info on our characters yet so here name- age all the shit t.c- 18 dark elf- cat can change into a cat at any given time as the rest of the clan can- also can change into a ...**blink blink** dragon or human
crystal- 18 cat- human can change into a cat or human
kitty-18 cat-fox-human can change into a fox cat OR human
cuddles-18 -poodle-human can change into a cat or poodle OR human
shreda- 18 cat-dog-human can change into a dog or cat or human
Chris the leaf boy- 18 human-elf can change into a tree hugger (lol joke) never mind...
Inu-17 dog human can change into a dog or cat or human
Inu yasha-19 dog human can change into a dog human or cat
Miroku-19 (KITTY- MINE! **growls at on looking girls** fuck off sluts! HES MINE! **miroku blinks** um... kitty-SHUT UP!)cat-dog-human can change into a dog or cat or human
Kay chin-(not sure if I spelt it right) 18 human hes a human people with magical powers...