WAIT! I WANT TO SAY IM SORRY TO CHANCE IF HES MAD AT ME 4 CHAPTER 2!! Im
really sorry man I was just playing and I guess my perverted skills got in
the way nothing like that will ever happen again! Kk
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chapter 3! w00t! w00t!
Ok im good yeah.....well flame or wut ever BUT PLEASE READ & REVIEW!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Ok im
okay...
By the way I 4got to put chance's info on here so- Chance- 19 elf/cat/human can change into a phoenix cat or human..-__- And sesshomaru's stuff- 20 dog...er yeah hes all dog...(miroku- wouldn't that be all man? cuddles-NO NOW GET BACK IN THE BED ROOM...better lock it next time... OR ELSE I SHALL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! kitty- More like in the name of all that is holy...BAAAAAAD thoughts....miroku....yummy....cuddles- ewwwww! Kitty- o.0 WHAT AN ASS! HEY MIROKU! LET ME COME IN THERE WITH YOU! CUDDLES PLEASE PUT ME IN THERE WITH HIM!! PLEASE I WILL DO ANY THING FOR SOME ALONE TIME WITH THAT HOTTTT ASS! **Looks closer** whoa I wonder if he knows hes got a freckle on them cheeks (.......) every body sept 4 kitty and miroku- AHHHH SHUT UP! Miroku- hey thanx! Kitty- no prob. Hun....) Neways on with the story!
"Doctor miroku" "BEEP BEEP!" kitty looked out the window from the kitchen; a string of curses could be heard from two very pissed-perverted-do-hot-monkey-sex-when- no-one's-there kids (no offence to people that really do that...)... "Damn it! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM WATCHING FUCKING JERRY SPRINGER! God...its getting to the good part to! OOOO YEAH BABY TAKE IT OFF! WHAT THE FUCK?! CURSE YOU CENSORED SHIT!" cuddles screamed from the couch in the living room. Kitty rolled her eyes and looked at the black mustang in the drive way... "Hey miroku! Sesshomaru!" then she growled, "inu yasha..." inu yasha looked up from the back seat, "bitch...why she's so fucking nice to the pervert and the killer I have no clue... why?!?" he suddenly burst into tears and (I have no clue how she did this ok...-__-;;;;) crystal's shoulder was there for him to cry on. kitty blinked but let every one in, then she grinned at miroku who grinned back...(weird...) they went into cuddle's bed room, which brought suspicion from both cuddles and sesshomaru, so of course they followed putting their ears up to the door... "Whoa! That's a big fucking load this time miroku... how do I swallow it all?" sesshomaru blinked... "donno improvise..." a sigh could be heard then... "SHIT! What's it doing all over the bed? Now we'll have to clean up before cuddles gets back in here." Cuddles sputtered on his coke hoping what he heard wasn't real. Sesshomaru glanced at him saying, "Some thing REALLY kinky is going on in there..." "WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SACK!?! No! Cuddles will kill me! Oooo that's nice... its so HARD! Now where's that machine you got?" a noise came form within the room, "yeah state of the line kitty, I know you like it but...I got to give it back..." "NOOOO!!!! YOU CANT TAKE MY BABY BACK!" cuddles and sesshomaru looked at each other and rammed the door open only to see.... Kitty and miroku sitting on cuddle's bed with a game boy advance, a bag full of candy, and a bunch of games.... "What they hell?" they asked...kitty burst out crying... "NO YOU CANT HAVE MY BABY! I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE 9TH LEVEL! WAAAAAAAA..." (Same thing happened to me...had to give it back I was so mad...T_T) ok so anyway they got the candy off of cuddle's bed then got a VERY long lecture on listening to other people's convos....(very kinky huh? Lol) shreda was suposta be asleep but be had gotten up at that moment ...wait I forgot! Cuddles got a present from kitty and miroku! "AHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! WHERE'D YOU GET IT?!?" he yelled jumping up and down like a giddy schoolgirl... landing in miroku's arms... kitty blinked, as did everyone else... "Um... secret..." it was the uncensored episode 19 of jerry Springer... w00t w00t... (By the way I think jerry Springer is mad funny... they are so getting paid on it so I was thinking maybe all of my friends and I should go there for therapy? Get paid while getting anger management is the kicks...specially when you CAN kick somebody...that's some wicked shit) "wait where's shreda?" crystal asked... ..............Other places................................................
The blue bug 99 pulled up on the corner of the dark "prostitute's street"... a blonde head of hair popped out of the tinted window. The girl about 29 or so watched a boy of 18 with dark almost black hair, walk down the street... "Hey!" she shouted at the young kid, he blinked then glanced over at her car... he grinned at her and pounced over... "Hey Cinderella how's it going? Getting ready for the... 'Contest'?" He asked smirking.. The girl grinned back... "Yeah you gonna be there? I mean all the drag queens will go..." he laughed at pulled at the bag on his shoulder... "All ready mike..." it was then that if you looked closer you would notice that the girl was actually a guy... a vampire guy... and our little hero was...a...(joke shreda joke I cant always say stuff bout cuddles and also EVERY one will get dissed...me to...WAAAAAAAAA T_T)...a... drag queen...(**blink blink** whoa...I never knew...o.0) they walked into the gay bar and started dancing...close...(Ewwwww!!!!)... "... And now I would like to introduce our newest member! SHREDA!" woots could be heard threw out the dick-loving crowd...(gay's a funny word... I think the dude that created it was drunk that night, so he went out near a gay bar and got this chick and started kissin her outside then when he went to feel the "goods" he relised it was a guy and was like AHHHHHHHHHHHH! So he then said "YOU GAYFER! YOU FUCKING GAY SHIT HOLE! WHOA GAY! GUY! IT'S THE SAME! NEW WORD! YAY!" then he hugged the gayfer and was jumping up and down...) Ok neway shreda walked up the stage and looked out of the crowd... the intercom came on again. "SO SHREDA SHOW US WHAT YOUR MADE OF!" shreda then got down and started dancing dirty in his cute girly peasant shirt and mini skirt... "KABOOM!" the crowd screamed when 8 people appeared in the smashed doorway, they where each wearing black. One of the people stared out in the crowd then spotted shreda... its violet eyes got really big and it gasped... "WHAT THE FUCK SHREDA!?!? YOU'RE A MAN WHORE???? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the person ripped off it's mask and their stood...kitty... screaming her head off... crying... and mumbling about "damn friends... just when you thought you really....knew 'em... they turn on you..." miroku blinked and maneuvered kitty out of the gay bar afraid for his mind...(I would be to ...no offence to lezbo's and gayfers but I would like die if I stayed in their to long... lol...) they all grabbed shreda and pulled him out into the street... cuddles coughed... "cough cough-gay-cough" shreda scowled then glanced at his friends... "um... yeah... im sorry...I didn't tell you..." crystal growled the jumpe- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO IM NOT A PROSTITUTE GAY GUY! I SWEAR!" shreda screamed springing up off the couch only to fall off and land in inu yasha's lap... "GOD GET THE FUCK OFF!" he yelled his face a deep red from embarrassment, shreda was flung off inu's lap into miroku's. miroku screamed and pushed him off onto sesshomaru's lap... sesshomaru laughed evilly and grabbed the knife that kitty had been holding... shreda screeched and scrambled off of his lap only to run into chance... who blinked... then growled and flung him off, shreda flew...and flew.. And flew some more... kitty laughed when he flew into the wall, and fell over clutching her sides tears streaming from her eyes... "owie..." that only made them all laugh harder... suddenly t.c. And crystal ran out of the kitchen (they was makin food people! Nothing perverted) and screamed... "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!? AHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD WHEN WE FINISH HELPING SHREDA!" they then ran over to the unconscious dog boy... DUN DUN DUUUN will the others die? Will they get out of crystal and t.c's wrath in time? Find out next time on... controlling the fire! Kitty- damn that was funny **wipes tears from eyes** Shreda- +__+ Crystal- grrrrrrr.... t.c. -**sips tea** well that was interesting... now if it happened to you kitty I would have laughed my ass to no where's vil kitty- oh har har har**mumbles** I still have fucking detention Friday...damn you fucking teachers... shreda- hahahaha**kitty hits him on top of head knocking him out again** cuddles- wow... miroku- hehehe... hehehe... inu yasha- shut up ya stupid monk!**punches miroku** Kitty- YOU GO INU!! w00t w00t! show him who's boss! YEAH! Everyone- o.0 "....." Kitty- **looks around at the sweatdropping peoples** what? Miroku- **blink blink** Inu yasha-...I think that was the first real complement sept for that one about my abs and hair... Kitty- I still think your hair is HOT! And your ass now ...**smiles**
By the way I 4got to put chance's info on here so- Chance- 19 elf/cat/human can change into a phoenix cat or human..-__- And sesshomaru's stuff- 20 dog...er yeah hes all dog...(miroku- wouldn't that be all man? cuddles-NO NOW GET BACK IN THE BED ROOM...better lock it next time... OR ELSE I SHALL PUNISH YOU IN THE NAME OF THE MOON! kitty- More like in the name of all that is holy...BAAAAAAD thoughts....miroku....yummy....cuddles- ewwwww! Kitty- o.0 WHAT AN ASS! HEY MIROKU! LET ME COME IN THERE WITH YOU! CUDDLES PLEASE PUT ME IN THERE WITH HIM!! PLEASE I WILL DO ANY THING FOR SOME ALONE TIME WITH THAT HOTTTT ASS! **Looks closer** whoa I wonder if he knows hes got a freckle on them cheeks (.......) every body sept 4 kitty and miroku- AHHHH SHUT UP! Miroku- hey thanx! Kitty- no prob. Hun....) Neways on with the story!
"Doctor miroku" "BEEP BEEP!" kitty looked out the window from the kitchen; a string of curses could be heard from two very pissed-perverted-do-hot-monkey-sex-when- no-one's-there kids (no offence to people that really do that...)... "Damn it! SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM WATCHING FUCKING JERRY SPRINGER! God...its getting to the good part to! OOOO YEAH BABY TAKE IT OFF! WHAT THE FUCK?! CURSE YOU CENSORED SHIT!" cuddles screamed from the couch in the living room. Kitty rolled her eyes and looked at the black mustang in the drive way... "Hey miroku! Sesshomaru!" then she growled, "inu yasha..." inu yasha looked up from the back seat, "bitch...why she's so fucking nice to the pervert and the killer I have no clue... why?!?" he suddenly burst into tears and (I have no clue how she did this ok...-__-;;;;) crystal's shoulder was there for him to cry on. kitty blinked but let every one in, then she grinned at miroku who grinned back...(weird...) they went into cuddle's bed room, which brought suspicion from both cuddles and sesshomaru, so of course they followed putting their ears up to the door... "Whoa! That's a big fucking load this time miroku... how do I swallow it all?" sesshomaru blinked... "donno improvise..." a sigh could be heard then... "SHIT! What's it doing all over the bed? Now we'll have to clean up before cuddles gets back in here." Cuddles sputtered on his coke hoping what he heard wasn't real. Sesshomaru glanced at him saying, "Some thing REALLY kinky is going on in there..." "WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR SACK!?! No! Cuddles will kill me! Oooo that's nice... its so HARD! Now where's that machine you got?" a noise came form within the room, "yeah state of the line kitty, I know you like it but...I got to give it back..." "NOOOO!!!! YOU CANT TAKE MY BABY BACK!" cuddles and sesshomaru looked at each other and rammed the door open only to see.... Kitty and miroku sitting on cuddle's bed with a game boy advance, a bag full of candy, and a bunch of games.... "What they hell?" they asked...kitty burst out crying... "NO YOU CANT HAVE MY BABY! I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE 9TH LEVEL! WAAAAAAAA..." (Same thing happened to me...had to give it back I was so mad...T_T) ok so anyway they got the candy off of cuddle's bed then got a VERY long lecture on listening to other people's convos....(very kinky huh? Lol) shreda was suposta be asleep but be had gotten up at that moment ...wait I forgot! Cuddles got a present from kitty and miroku! "AHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!! WHERE'D YOU GET IT?!?" he yelled jumping up and down like a giddy schoolgirl... landing in miroku's arms... kitty blinked, as did everyone else... "Um... secret..." it was the uncensored episode 19 of jerry Springer... w00t w00t... (By the way I think jerry Springer is mad funny... they are so getting paid on it so I was thinking maybe all of my friends and I should go there for therapy? Get paid while getting anger management is the kicks...specially when you CAN kick somebody...that's some wicked shit) "wait where's shreda?" crystal asked... ..............Other places................................................
The blue bug 99 pulled up on the corner of the dark "prostitute's street"... a blonde head of hair popped out of the tinted window. The girl about 29 or so watched a boy of 18 with dark almost black hair, walk down the street... "Hey!" she shouted at the young kid, he blinked then glanced over at her car... he grinned at her and pounced over... "Hey Cinderella how's it going? Getting ready for the... 'Contest'?" He asked smirking.. The girl grinned back... "Yeah you gonna be there? I mean all the drag queens will go..." he laughed at pulled at the bag on his shoulder... "All ready mike..." it was then that if you looked closer you would notice that the girl was actually a guy... a vampire guy... and our little hero was...a...(joke shreda joke I cant always say stuff bout cuddles and also EVERY one will get dissed...me to...WAAAAAAAAA T_T)...a... drag queen...(**blink blink** whoa...I never knew...o.0) they walked into the gay bar and started dancing...close...(Ewwwww!!!!)... "... And now I would like to introduce our newest member! SHREDA!" woots could be heard threw out the dick-loving crowd...(gay's a funny word... I think the dude that created it was drunk that night, so he went out near a gay bar and got this chick and started kissin her outside then when he went to feel the "goods" he relised it was a guy and was like AHHHHHHHHHHHH! So he then said "YOU GAYFER! YOU FUCKING GAY SHIT HOLE! WHOA GAY! GUY! IT'S THE SAME! NEW WORD! YAY!" then he hugged the gayfer and was jumping up and down...) Ok neway shreda walked up the stage and looked out of the crowd... the intercom came on again. "SO SHREDA SHOW US WHAT YOUR MADE OF!" shreda then got down and started dancing dirty in his cute girly peasant shirt and mini skirt... "KABOOM!" the crowd screamed when 8 people appeared in the smashed doorway, they where each wearing black. One of the people stared out in the crowd then spotted shreda... its violet eyes got really big and it gasped... "WHAT THE FUCK SHREDA!?!? YOU'RE A MAN WHORE???? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the person ripped off it's mask and their stood...kitty... screaming her head off... crying... and mumbling about "damn friends... just when you thought you really....knew 'em... they turn on you..." miroku blinked and maneuvered kitty out of the gay bar afraid for his mind...(I would be to ...no offence to lezbo's and gayfers but I would like die if I stayed in their to long... lol...) they all grabbed shreda and pulled him out into the street... cuddles coughed... "cough cough-gay-cough" shreda scowled then glanced at his friends... "um... yeah... im sorry...I didn't tell you..." crystal growled the jumpe- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO IM NOT A PROSTITUTE GAY GUY! I SWEAR!" shreda screamed springing up off the couch only to fall off and land in inu yasha's lap... "GOD GET THE FUCK OFF!" he yelled his face a deep red from embarrassment, shreda was flung off inu's lap into miroku's. miroku screamed and pushed him off onto sesshomaru's lap... sesshomaru laughed evilly and grabbed the knife that kitty had been holding... shreda screeched and scrambled off of his lap only to run into chance... who blinked... then growled and flung him off, shreda flew...and flew.. And flew some more... kitty laughed when he flew into the wall, and fell over clutching her sides tears streaming from her eyes... "owie..." that only made them all laugh harder... suddenly t.c. And crystal ran out of the kitchen (they was makin food people! Nothing perverted) and screamed... "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?!? AHHH YOU GUYS ARE SO DEAD WHEN WE FINISH HELPING SHREDA!" they then ran over to the unconscious dog boy... DUN DUN DUUUN will the others die? Will they get out of crystal and t.c's wrath in time? Find out next time on... controlling the fire! Kitty- damn that was funny **wipes tears from eyes** Shreda- +__+ Crystal- grrrrrrr.... t.c. -**sips tea** well that was interesting... now if it happened to you kitty I would have laughed my ass to no where's vil kitty- oh har har har**mumbles** I still have fucking detention Friday...damn you fucking teachers... shreda- hahahaha**kitty hits him on top of head knocking him out again** cuddles- wow... miroku- hehehe... hehehe... inu yasha- shut up ya stupid monk!**punches miroku** Kitty- YOU GO INU!! w00t w00t! show him who's boss! YEAH! Everyone- o.0 "....." Kitty- **looks around at the sweatdropping peoples** what? Miroku- **blink blink** Inu yasha-...I think that was the first real complement sept for that one about my abs and hair... Kitty- I still think your hair is HOT! And your ass now ...**smiles**