a/n: I'll need your help here...
Chapt. 10: A Crazy Plan that Results in Nothing
*next day*
Tanner: Aaaaaargh...I didn't get much sleep last night.
Blackie: Yeah, that diary was pretty disturbing...
Seighart: *rolls eyes* So's Harry's snoring.
Lamoo: Who? Harry Potter?
*a loud snore can be heard coming from the boys' room*
Lamoo: Oh...him... ._.
*boys' room*
Harry: *snoring very loudly* (a/n: He's sleeping with those shade-thingies you wear when you sleep & his hair is all messed up again.)
Van: Man, it's a miracle his sister can stand him.
Brad: She can't. To tell you the truth, I think she hates him.
Loki: Hey, everybody, did you know the pool's open?
Bit: The pool? Why not have the beach instead...?
Nathan: Umm...You do remember that big shark fin you saw on your first day, right?
Bit: *quickly* OK,I'lltakethepool!!!
Loki: You're a smart fellow, Bit.
Brad: *muttering* Actually, he's an idiot.
*sometime around 8:00*
Bit: *hightailing it down the sand to the pool* Owowowowowowow!!! .
Nikita: You weren't kidding, Brad. He is an idiot...
Brad: You heard what I was saying?
Nikita: *shrug* I have my ways.
Seighart: Ah, a blue sky and no clouds! I can take a break from controlling the weather!
Tanner: Too bad we can't go down to the beach. I'd love to surf in this kind of heat...
Robert: You can surf?
Tanner: Yeah...How 'bout you?
Robert: *grumbling* Nah, too bad.
Roxanne: Don't worry, there's a 12-foot high water slide!
Everybody else: Who are you...?
Roxanne: I'm Nathan's baby sit---
Nathan: Umm...Rox, let's not discuss that, please...?
Tala: *snickering* You sure are dumb, Nathan! Baby-sitter...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Seighart: Dracunis, eat him! ^vvv^
Dracunis: Rawr-reehr! (My pleasure!) *opens jaws and advances menacingly*
Tala: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Seighart: Sometimes I wonder what I see in him...
*at the pool*
Stoller: *playing lifeguard & watching the swimmers*
Pierce: *watching Stoller*
Sanders: *is mentally somewhere else & is staring out over the ocean*
Leena: *pointing to Sanders* Look at him. Wonder what he's thinking about...*sly grin*
Nikita: Think that's bad? Look at her! *points to Pierce*
Pierce: *playing water volleyball with Ryou, Bit, Jamie, IceDragon, & some of the other kids. She's too busy looking at Stoller, so she misses the ball & it bonks her on the head.*
Everybody else: -.-;;
Blackie: *shakes head* If she keeps this up, she's sure to get brain damage.
Kali: *in the pool beside IceDragon* Hmm...If Sanders likes Pierce and Pierce likes Stoller...
IceDragon: *sigh* Give up, Kali. It's useless.
Pierce: What's useless...?
IceDragon & Kali: Oh! Nothing! Nothing at all!
Pierce: O-kaaaaaay...
Kali: *hissing* Stupid insane authoress...
IceDragon: *death glare* Stupid perverted Yami...
*after the game*
Mel: Maybe we should see if Stoller knows something about this whole love triangle...
Ryou: Go and ask him!
Mel: But...Won't he mind...?
Bit: Naw! Stoller's a nice guy! It'll be fine!
Mel: . I guess...
*everybody walks up to Stoller's lifeguard chair*
Seighart: Umm...Mister Stoller, sir...?
Stoller: Oh, hi, Seighart. What do you want?
Seighart: Erhm...um...It's just that...
Mel: You see Sanders over there? *points to Sanders*
Stoller: Yes, I see him. He does seem a bit depressed, doesn't he?
IceDragon: Now look at Pierce.
Stoller: Eh...? *looks at Pierce*
Pierce: *looks away immediately*
Stoller: What's your point?
Kali: She like---
IceDragon: *covers Kali's mouth* This was a crazy idea...
Stoller: No, wait a minute. What did you say about Pierce liking me?
Kali: *pries IceDragon's hand off her mouth* She likes you.
Stoller: Oh. I see.
Ryou: You knew all along...?
Stoller: I wasn't very sure...
Ryou: OK, enough with Pierce for a while.
Tanner: You've seen Sanders over there, staring out at the ocean even though it's as interesting as wallpaper.
Ryou: What do you suppose is on his mind?
Stoller: I really don't know.
Loki: First there's the Piiiiiiii....Then there's the Iiiiiiiiiiii...
Stoller: You mean Pierce.
Loki: Bingo!
Stoller: So what you're trying to say is...Sanders likes Pierce, and Pierce likes me...
Loki: You win $1,000,000!
Stoller: ...What do we do about it?
Loki: You just lost your chance for a free trip to Hawaii.
Tanner: Erhm...We were hoping you'd know about this whole mess.
Stoller: I do know about it! But I'm just as bewildered as you kids. I'd like to help Sanders, but I also don't want to disappoint Pierce & vice-versa.
Ryou: *shudder* Helping Pierce would probably turn out as another disaster...
Mel: Hmm...Triiiiii-ckee! Man, even CF never encountered anything this bad...No, wait. There was this time a pal of hers didn't want to marry a girl he loved. It was just as freaky as this.
Lamoo: *interested* What happened?
Mel: Well...*thinks*
====================Flashback====================
CF: Listen, buddy. I didn't save your neck for nuthin'.
King Gyr: Actually, I think you did...That was sorta what you said, y'know, saving lives being your business & something like that...
CF: But that's not the point! OK, dude. Come on! Think about it! *melodramatic* You love her! You can't stand to be away from her for more than a second! You can't live without her! *drops the act & points an accusing finger at Gyr* RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Gyr: *falsetto* Oh, it's all trooooooo!!! *chuckles & grins* Alright, I admit it. I'll marry her.
====================End of Flashback====================
Mel: CF eventually convinced him to walk up the aisle. *grin*
Seighart: Where's the guy now?
Mel: Living in a castle with his wife. He did become king after that entire mix-up.
Mary: Like a fairy tale! *.*
Mel: More like one of those stories you find in the tabloids. T_T;;
Stoller: Is that what you plan to do with Sanders & Pierce?
Mel: Oh, no! Nothing like that at all!
Stoller: Then what did you ask me for? And how on earth did you know that Pierce likes me?
Blackie: That's classified!
Lamoo: Yeah, we can talk about that later!
Seighart: Right now, we need to avert a romance disaster!
Tanner: V-day is almost here, right?
Kali: That's where we come in! Before V-day, we set 'em up so it'll all be perfect!
Mary: Oh, romance!
IceDragon: Kali...a Matchmaker...? AGAIN?!?!?! *slaps forehead* Oh nooooooooo...
*later that afternoon*
Mel: Right. People, our objective is to put our beloved pal Joshua Sanders out of his misery. Any ideas?
Kali: *raises hand* Ooh! We invite them to a certain, secluded point on the beach without letting them know it's us! Then they meet each other, and it's fate! ^-^
IceDragon: You need to get your head fixed, dummy.
Roxanne: It won't work.
IceDragon: I'm glad somebody agrees with me...
Roxanne: No, I mean the whole idea. Come on, guys. Sanders may like Pierce, but Pierce likes someone else.
Seighart: We might as well give up...
Tala: A good idea, my beloved Seighart! ^-^
Stoller: Seighart is right. Pierce might not agree with this...
Nikita: And I don't think this is totally necessary...
Mel: Well...What about you guys...? What do you think...?
TBC
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A/N: In case you're wondering who Joshua is, he's this sweet kid who loves Elephanders. I got the name Steele from...I dunno, the bowels of my imagination maybe...
TMT: Ouch. They cancelled Yu-Gi-Oh? THEY CAAAAAAAAAAAAN'TTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! OK, you're going to Jammer's Beyblade camp. Neato! I'm going to Seighart's Duelling Monsters camp! Cool coincidence! Go beat up the opposing teams!
Maelgwyn: Lol, I want chocolate...
Wolfpup7: You got into your sis' diary? O.O Cool! I read my cousin's diary once. There were no juicy secrets.
nintendestined64: Your summaries weren't that bad. They just didn't seem interesting. And I agree with you about the ideas thing. You know, when people take up the ideas you want to write about. I want to write a Lord of the Rings fic too, but all the good ideas are goooooone...
Gemini & Jo: We'll see who gets Bit...I'm not familiar with you guys, but you're OK. Enjoy the story!
Seighart: Ah, glomping is when you hug a person so hard you don't wanna let go. Hey, update your fic soon! It's awesome! Belated happy birthday!
OK, you guys heard me, right? What do you think? Should we continue trying to work out this whole mix-up, or just let it be? Pls. review and tell me!