(A/n chance if u read this it's a joke lol no ur not a ***cant tell*** but
lol im having writers block so I couldn't think of anything to write so I
wrote this piece of shit... hate me but I shall hate you back ya motha
fuckers! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...)
Chance jumped up from the black bed, his eyes practically popping out at the strange dreams he had... whoa... he got up his legs shaking slightly and moved out of the room walking to the kitchen. Kitty looked up, from the counter a bit of ice cream dripping from the spoon which was halfway in her mouth... she blinked, and her eyes took on a panicked look, "um....your dreaming...this is all just a dream go back to sleep...." Chance blinked and just shook his head. "Isn't that shreda's ice cream?" he asked his voice slightly accusing. Kitty looked around the kitchen her face had gone from guilty to a smirk. "You....could have some...I wont tell...^__^" chance sweat dropped but nodded. Kitty grinned, "I knew it! You're not as innocent as you say! MWUHAHAHa... heh um here..." she handed him a spoon and pushed the big box of ice cream toward him. He blinked for a moment then decided on telling kitty about his dreams.(a/n every thing from chap 1-4 again I have writers block so blah! **sticks tongue out at everyone**)
"Well what can you make of it kitty?" He asked an hour later. Kitty looked thoughtful, "so in your dream we where demons and vampires," Chance nodded, "uh huh." "And you had hot-monkey-sex with t.c. And we caught you...." "Yes.." "miroku and me said some kinky stuff then you found out it was about candy and a game boy....then shreda had a dream about being a gayfer..." Chance nodded again taking another spoonful of ice cream. "And then you had a dream about flicking games, rubber duckys, and chickens?" "Yup..." "Well its all a psychological event," kitty said picking the spoon up and sticking it on her nose, "so.................it means you're a fag..." Chance fell of his chair landing of the tiled floor, as kitty looked down on him seriously. "Have you had any sexual feelings toward men? I know how you look at miroku!" his eyes bugged out even more when he realized she wasn't laughing. Kitty's face split into a grin. "Ha...hahahaha man you shoulda seen your face! Whoa damn that was funny...." She ended up clutching her sides from laughing so much, which woke up somebody in the house. T.c. walked in rubbing sleep from her eyes and blinked at them seeing a laughing kitty on the floor and a freaked out chance hiding in the corner with shreda's ice cream and a spoon. He rocked back and forth a spoon shaking in his hands. "Mommy.... im not a fag.... mommy!!!!" t.c. blinked again and then looked at kitty who was also blinking... Chance suddenly started crying, muttering "im not a fucking fag....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! im not! I swear t.c.! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(a/n what ever will happen to out faget friend? I have no clue and nether so u heh that rhymes (Chance- im not a fag!) uh huh...lol I was playin hes not, he he he I just gotta put this part of the song in here by "system of the down" "I wanna fuck my way to the garden Cuz Everyone Needs A motha FUCKAAAAAAAAA!" And lol this is to all my friends- "Stupid people do stupid things Smart people outsmart each other Then themselves Then themselves" Peace out im a "freak on a leash" as crystal and I put it.... Read da stories by DA SPAZERS!!!!!!!!! Mwuhahahahahaha just ta say FUCK YA ALLLLLLLLLL and have a nice day/night/fuckin morning/fuckin evening wutever THIS WAS KITTY'S STORY!$__$
o.0) ___NEWAYS!___ Miroku woke up screaming, tears streaming down his face ruining the mascara –kitty's alter ego- so! That's how he gets them long lashes! I knew it wasn't real! **Growls** liar!(a/n oops I wasn't supposta say that...forget I did...)he ran a shaking hand threw his raven colored locks. He had another dream of Andrea martin the purple blimp (a/n read my other story "when chocolate attacks" and you'll get it...or not) running in a field of chocolate... he shuddered at the memory of her in nothing but chocolate. (A/n lol hey cuddles your not the only one who saw that! But...then again you saw it in the flesh... miroku- man that mosta been horrible... cuddles- dude...**shudders** it was the worst thing in my life) he got up and walked down the hall passing the kitchen to the black bathroom. After...ahem... getting rid of some unwanted mascara... and putting on some...ahem..More. (A/n er....ok...WRITERS BLOCK! BLAIM THIS FRIGGIN CHAPY ON WRITERS BLOCK!) he walked past the kitchen but stopped when he heard voices.(a/n I hear them 2....**looks around suspiciously** I know your out there!) "...im not a fag!....MOMMY!" he blinked thinking it was some burgerler(he he he I cant fuckin spell man..What do ya expect from a girl who never listens in class huh? Huh?! HUH!!!!???Er yeah...)... (A/n huh...yummy burgers... compressed cow...UCK! Lol) and grabbed the bat from the wall next to him... he walked in the kitchen and saw a black form on the ground crying, another form on the floor laughing, and another watching them and telling them to shut up... he blinked but readied the bat.... He took the first swing and knocked out the person watching... Another swing at the rocking person on the floor... The last was missed, but after another he took out the struggling form... Miroku walked over to the wall and flipped the light switch on, only to see 3 of his dear roommates and friends lying on the floor in an unconscious heap. He blinked and shrugged, "well... their loss" he grabbed the fallen ice cream box and spoon out of kitty's lifeless hands, taking a cold bite. He sighed and switched the light off walking back to his bedroom with the box... "I guess chance wont make that korn cd for me now," he sighed again before closing the door. "And I wanted that damn c.d. ...awww fuck..."
Chance jumped up from the black bed, his eyes practically popping out at the strange dreams he had... whoa... he got up his legs shaking slightly and moved out of the room walking to the kitchen. Kitty looked up, from the counter a bit of ice cream dripping from the spoon which was halfway in her mouth... she blinked, and her eyes took on a panicked look, "um....your dreaming...this is all just a dream go back to sleep...." Chance blinked and just shook his head. "Isn't that shreda's ice cream?" he asked his voice slightly accusing. Kitty looked around the kitchen her face had gone from guilty to a smirk. "You....could have some...I wont tell...^__^" chance sweat dropped but nodded. Kitty grinned, "I knew it! You're not as innocent as you say! MWUHAHAHa... heh um here..." she handed him a spoon and pushed the big box of ice cream toward him. He blinked for a moment then decided on telling kitty about his dreams.(a/n every thing from chap 1-4 again I have writers block so blah! **sticks tongue out at everyone**)
"Well what can you make of it kitty?" He asked an hour later. Kitty looked thoughtful, "so in your dream we where demons and vampires," Chance nodded, "uh huh." "And you had hot-monkey-sex with t.c. And we caught you...." "Yes.." "miroku and me said some kinky stuff then you found out it was about candy and a game boy....then shreda had a dream about being a gayfer..." Chance nodded again taking another spoonful of ice cream. "And then you had a dream about flicking games, rubber duckys, and chickens?" "Yup..." "Well its all a psychological event," kitty said picking the spoon up and sticking it on her nose, "so.................it means you're a fag..." Chance fell of his chair landing of the tiled floor, as kitty looked down on him seriously. "Have you had any sexual feelings toward men? I know how you look at miroku!" his eyes bugged out even more when he realized she wasn't laughing. Kitty's face split into a grin. "Ha...hahahaha man you shoulda seen your face! Whoa damn that was funny...." She ended up clutching her sides from laughing so much, which woke up somebody in the house. T.c. walked in rubbing sleep from her eyes and blinked at them seeing a laughing kitty on the floor and a freaked out chance hiding in the corner with shreda's ice cream and a spoon. He rocked back and forth a spoon shaking in his hands. "Mommy.... im not a fag.... mommy!!!!" t.c. blinked again and then looked at kitty who was also blinking... Chance suddenly started crying, muttering "im not a fucking fag....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! im not! I swear t.c.! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(a/n what ever will happen to out faget friend? I have no clue and nether so u heh that rhymes (Chance- im not a fag!) uh huh...lol I was playin hes not, he he he I just gotta put this part of the song in here by "system of the down" "I wanna fuck my way to the garden Cuz Everyone Needs A motha FUCKAAAAAAAAA!" And lol this is to all my friends- "Stupid people do stupid things Smart people outsmart each other Then themselves Then themselves" Peace out im a "freak on a leash" as crystal and I put it.... Read da stories by DA SPAZERS!!!!!!!!! Mwuhahahahahaha just ta say FUCK YA ALLLLLLLLLL and have a nice day/night/fuckin morning/fuckin evening wutever THIS WAS KITTY'S STORY!$__$
o.0) ___NEWAYS!___ Miroku woke up screaming, tears streaming down his face ruining the mascara –kitty's alter ego- so! That's how he gets them long lashes! I knew it wasn't real! **Growls** liar!(a/n oops I wasn't supposta say that...forget I did...)he ran a shaking hand threw his raven colored locks. He had another dream of Andrea martin the purple blimp (a/n read my other story "when chocolate attacks" and you'll get it...or not) running in a field of chocolate... he shuddered at the memory of her in nothing but chocolate. (A/n lol hey cuddles your not the only one who saw that! But...then again you saw it in the flesh... miroku- man that mosta been horrible... cuddles- dude...**shudders** it was the worst thing in my life) he got up and walked down the hall passing the kitchen to the black bathroom. After...ahem... getting rid of some unwanted mascara... and putting on some...ahem..More. (A/n er....ok...WRITERS BLOCK! BLAIM THIS FRIGGIN CHAPY ON WRITERS BLOCK!) he walked past the kitchen but stopped when he heard voices.(a/n I hear them 2....**looks around suspiciously** I know your out there!) "...im not a fag!....MOMMY!" he blinked thinking it was some burgerler(he he he I cant fuckin spell man..What do ya expect from a girl who never listens in class huh? Huh?! HUH!!!!???Er yeah...)... (A/n huh...yummy burgers... compressed cow...UCK! Lol) and grabbed the bat from the wall next to him... he walked in the kitchen and saw a black form on the ground crying, another form on the floor laughing, and another watching them and telling them to shut up... he blinked but readied the bat.... He took the first swing and knocked out the person watching... Another swing at the rocking person on the floor... The last was missed, but after another he took out the struggling form... Miroku walked over to the wall and flipped the light switch on, only to see 3 of his dear roommates and friends lying on the floor in an unconscious heap. He blinked and shrugged, "well... their loss" he grabbed the fallen ice cream box and spoon out of kitty's lifeless hands, taking a cold bite. He sighed and switched the light off walking back to his bedroom with the box... "I guess chance wont make that korn cd for me now," he sighed again before closing the door. "And I wanted that damn c.d. ...awww fuck..."