a/n: Ehi! Seeing as nobody told me if we should continue the operation or not, then I guess I'll just do things my way...
BTW, there's a bit of mystery in Part 2 of this chappie. I guess the story is unrelated to this chappie, but I thought you might like it. It isn't very humorous, but the secondary gender is General, so you have to expect something different every now and then. And hey, I did promise some of you that I would update last Monday, but I had writer's block. Enjoy for now, this chappie has 4 parts! Not counting the epilogue, of course!
Chapt. 9: The Good, the Bad, the Pure Evil, and the Story
Part 1: The Bad: Loki and the Pound Cake
*let's continue from where we last left off*
Mel: Well, what do you guys think...?
Everybody else: ..........
Mel: Well...?!
Robert: Huh...? Sorry. What was your question again?
Stoller: What exactly should we do?
Robert: Why are you asking me?
Stoller: Never mind.
Kali: *pouting* Why can't we have my idea instead?
IceDragon: Because it's dumb.
Kali: Oh yeah?
IceDragon: *calm* Yes. Dumb. Like you.
O'Connell: We're not here to fight.
Kali & IceDragon: *shoot death glares at each other*
Stoller: What I really want to know is how you found out that Pierce likes me!
Bit: Well, it's like this. Loki was---
Loki: *jumps up and yells very quickly* HEYLOOKOVERTHERE!!! *points*
Everybody else: *looks in the direction Loki is pointing* WHERE?!?!?!
Loki: *grabs a pound cake and cracks Bit over the head with it* (a/n: In case you don't know what a pound cake is, it's a heavy and buttery cake that's good to eat with a glass of milk)
Bit: Aaaaaahhh...Look at the baby liiiiiiguuuuuuurrrrhhzzz...*faints* x.x
Loki: Good thing Tala was the one cooking! (a/n: Refer to Seighart's Zoids fic; "Zoids: YuGiOh Adventure", chapt. 4; to get the joke.)
Van: Ligers...? *turns around and sees Loki holding the pound cake* Did you...
Loki: *nods* I did.
EE: Did what...?
Loki: Nothing, really.
Stoller: ^_~ ...? I...see...
Tanner: Well, that's over, so I guess we'd better leave poor Bitty-witty alone, huh?
Nikita: Yeah, leave Bit alone so he can get some beauty sleep.
Part 2: The Story: A Story about a Stalker
*later that night in the girls' wing*
*Pierce is downstairs watching TV with some other boys, so the rest of the girls are alone*
*CF and Mel have decided to separate, and Mel is back in her human body*
Mel: Dang, CF, this is too complicated!
CF: It's a love triangle again, isn't it? Lol, stuff like this can be hard to work out.
Tanner: Hang on! What do you mean 'a love triangle again'?
CF: There was this girl I knew, about as old as Pierce. She was planning to get married.
Lamoo: Story sharing! This should be great!
Seighart: But there was this other guy who liked her, right?
CF: Yes, something like this mess you kids are in.
Ryou: We're not kids.
CF: Sorry, I keep forgetting. Anyway, this guy who liked her got steamed when he heard she was gonna get hitched. So mad, that he started stalking her.
Lamoo: Slow down there. What was the bride's name?
CF: Arya. Her fiancé's name was Micah.
Ryou: And the stalker...?
CF: Somebody all of those involved never knew. Nataliano del Depierra.
Seighart: That's an impressive name. But why'd he stalk the girl when he had no idea who she was?
CF: Because he was...insane...? I really don't know. Anyway, he got sent off to prison. It was a life sentence.
Everybody else: ..........O.O
*clock beeps eight times*
Silvana: Lights out, girls!
Mel: Wait! What does this story have to do with anything?!
CF: Be careful. If Sanders likes Pierce too much, and if she continues going for Stoller, well, something like that might happen. *merges with Mel* See ya...
*everybody looks at each other*
Blackie: That story didn't seem too helpful...
Ryou: But CF did have a point.
Leena: What if Sanders does decide to stalk Pierce like the Chainsaw Man?
==========Flashback==========
Leena: *having a nightmare in which she is piloting her GS* AAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Spinosapper leaps out and knocks her over*
Leena: *falls out of the cockpit* Ooooooh... .
NYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRNK!!!
*Spinosapper slashes at the GS and the Zoid core rolls out*
Leena: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
==========End of Flashback==========
EE: *shudder*
Blackie: Yeah, that episode was scary...
Seighart: Sanders is a nice guy. Don't worry. It won't happen...right...?
*everybody looks at each other*
Everybody: Right...
Part 3: The Pure Evil: The Muses' Crazy Plans!
*later that night*
Kali: *wakes up and taps IceDragon on the shoulder* Hey. Hey! Ice!
IceDragon: What...? Huh...yeah, mom. Five more minutes...*goes back to sleep, then wakes up again* Kali, what the heck are you doing?!
Kali: I had a nightmare.
IceDragon: *sarcastically* Yeah, tell me about it. *rolls over so she is no longer facing Kali*
Kali: Huh? OK. Well, Thomas and I were walking in the park, and...
Ice: Not literally!
Kali: Oh. Well, I'll go get a glass of water, OK? *tiptoes downstairs and passes by a room with a door that is slightly ajar*
Voice from inside the room with a door that is slightly ajar: Right. So, all we have to do...
Kali: *spits out the water*
VFITRWADTISA: Who's that?!
*door opens*
CW & Kali: *simultaneously* Who are you...?
Kali: I'm Kali What are you?
CW: CW. Kero's evil twin. You comin' in or not?
*inside the room*
Tala: *dressed in pj's and nightcap and still yawning* We're supposed to be in bed. My dear mistress Seighart might get mad at me!
Loki: You're a slave for her, aren't you?
Tala: *dreamily* Yes...She's so pretty and kind and sweet and good and...*goes on and on*
Loki: Seighart's pretty nice, but aren't you going a bit too far, Tala?
Tala: ...and gorgeous and...
Kali: *looks around* I'm the only girl around here! *notices Tala ranting* And as far as I know, no girl is as great as you think, Tala!
Tala: Except for Seighart! *jumps up and points at Kali* You speak a single word against her, expect to taste the wraaaaaaath of me and my Wolfbooooooorg!!!
Kali: *sigh* He's gone over his head, huh, Loki?
Loki: Yeah, good point!
CW: If you're not gonna talk about anything good, then I guess we'll all have to go back to bed.
Loki: No, wait! We need to straighten this whole mess out first!
Kali: Mess...? Ah, the love triangle! *nods* But I've run out of ideas.
CW: You never had ideas. At least, not with a mummified brain like yours.
Kali: Watch it, lemon squeezie! And how come I've never seen you before?
CW: Erhm...
==========Flashback==========
CW: I wanna go too!
Maelgwyn: Gimme back the credit cards you stole from me!!!
CW: *innocent* Credit cards...? What credit cards...?
*credit cards fall out from his paws, which are clasped behind his back*
Maelgwyn: *eye twitches* ^_~ What...credit...cards, you ask...?
CW: Eep!!!
Maelgwyn: *grabs CW & squishes him into a little bottle*
*and the rest is history*
==========The End==========
CW: *shudder* Too unpleasant to say...
Tala: Come on! THINK!!!
Loki: Let's make a love potion! ^_^
EE: *groans and falls over anime style*
Loki: C'mon! It's easy! All you need is water, rose hips tea, catnip, vanilla, rosemary, and honey!
Kali: What a memory...
Loki: Actually, I was reading this book. *holds up a book*
Tala: Witch & Wizard's Training Guide. O.O Real magic?!
Loki: Yeah! Mel bought it, but she was freaked out by it, so she gave it to me! ^-^;;
CW: How do you know it's real?
Loki: I tried this spell for granting wishes, and it worked!
Kali: What did you wish for...?
Loki: The ability to fly!
Kali: You have wings, Loki.
Loki: But I wasn't very good. Now I'm the best flier around!
CW: OK...Supposing it works. How do we get the potion to them?
Kali: Well...
Tala: C'mon, you guys! What else can we do?!
Loki: There are tons more love potions here!
Kali: Um...one...uh...uh, nine—no, that's not right. Er, three? No, two! Threeee...*counts for a while, then looks up* There are seven love potions in all!!!
*silence*
Tala: Which one should we make?
Loki: Hmm...*light bulb appears* I know! Let's mix the ingredients of each potion together!
CW: Yeah! It'll create a super-duper potion!
Tala: A super-duper lovey-dovey potion!
Kali: A super-duper uber-lovey-dovey potion!
Loki: Not so loud. 'Kay gang, let's get to work!
*the muses file out of the room to find the ingredients*
*a bunch of dark shadows advance down the hall*
Draco: (a/n: Ryou's organoid) *pokes his head around the corner* Growr-ruuuh...(Uh-oh...)
Dracunis: (a/n: Seighart's organoid) Reehr-raur-kragh-gruuuuueee...? (What should we do...?)
Xixa: (a/n: Roxanne's organoid. For those of you who have forgotten, the pronunciation is "See-sa".) Graurgrh-kragh. (Stop them.)
Part 4:The Good: The Organoids!
*next morning, breakfast time*
IceDragon: *yawns* Mmph, still sleepy. I would have gotten some sleep last night if Kali hadn't woken me up.
Bit: Why'd she wake you up?
Ice: She had a nightmare. It was about...If I remember correctly, she mentioned Thomas...
Nikita: Ew, lovey-dovey nightmare with Thomas. What a drag.
Thomas: *perks up* Who mentioned me?!
Karl: It wasn't Fiona, that's for sure...
Thomas: Awww...*sits back down*
*kitchen*
Loki: Cinnamon.
Kali: Cinnamon. *puts the cinnamon in a pot*
Loki: Rose petals.
CW: Gotcha, doc. *burns the rose petals with his tail flame*
Loki: Scalpel.
Tala: *hands Loki a small knife* Scalp---Wait a sec, aren't we supposed to be cooking...?
Loki: Riiiiiiiight. Sorry.
*organoids lumber past the door into the flour room*
Loki: *startled* ACK!!! *drops the knife*
*knife hits Tala's shoe*
Tala: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *soft, dramatic voice* I...I'm dying...Fear not, my brave friends...I...shall...return...Tell Seighart...
CW: You're not dying, spinhead.
Tala: It was...a fatal wound...A direct hit...to my...spleen...
EE: *sweatdrop*
*in the flour room*
Kiono: (a/n: Sharra's organoid) (OK, Zeke, what should we do now?)
Zeke: (Don't ask me! It was Xixa's idea!)
Xixa: (I said we should stop them! You said we should...No, wait. Was it you, or...Agh!!! We all look alike!!!)
Stormy: (a/n: Nathan's organoid) (Except for me and Tyson. We're another species.)
Shadow: (You are all nuts. Period.)
Kiono: (You're the biggest nut in the neighborhood! You're a loconut!)
Draco: (Quit fighting! We're just as bad as our masters!)
Stormy: (Nathan isn't a bad master. He's quite nice.)
Zeke: (Van's my buddy!)
Shadow: (Raven is weird, but I like his style!)
Dracunis: (My darling Seighart protects me from that monster named Tala!)
Xixa: (Roxanne is a cool gal!)
Kiono: (Sharra is patient and fair to everyone!)
Draco: (OK, OK, I get the pic. Ryou is also sweet and kind to me. She rocks!)
Zeke: (There ya go!)
Dracunis: (Enough. Let's concentrate on Loki and the others.)
Stormy: (We should find a way to dispose of that potion...)
Xixa: (I remember a story...When Nathan was a kid, he spooked Mel out by pretending to be the ghost of the shrub!)
Shadow: (Ghost of the shrub...? ^_~)
Stormy: (Long story.)
Draco: (How'd he do it?)
Xixa: (It was a misty night, and Mel couldn't see very well, so all Nat had to do was hold a lantern, wear a robe, and make spooky noises!)
Zeke: (Who has a robe?)
Dracunis: (We can't wear a robe, Zeke.)
Zeke: (OK.)
Stormy: (Wait! Ghosts are white, flour is white, let's be white and pretend to be ghosts!)
Other Organoids: ..........
Kiono: (And they said it wasn't easy being green...)
Dracunis: (How much more being white...?)
Xixa: (You really are nuts.)
Zeke: (Wait! I think I have it! We'll roll in the flour, make spooky sounds, and scare the willies out of Loki and the rest of the muses!)
Stormy: (I'm glad someone understands me...)
*later*
Loki: *adds some mint leaves* Slooooooow-ly...caaaaaaaare-fully...
*mint leaves drop into the mixture*
Sound FX: Cha-ching!
Loki: Eureka! I have it! *laughs like Dexter from Dexter's Lab; with a fake Russian accent* Yeeeeees, YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!! MY GRE-HEH-TASTE WERK KUHMPLEEEEETEEEEED!!!
Tala: Wow, you are weird after all.
Loki: Huh...? Sorry.
CW: Done with your little act...? C'mon, let's get this potion into the food of Sanders & Pierce!
*suddenly...*
Dracunis: *covered with flour, wings extended* Raaaaaaahrrrrr....Guuuuhuuuuuurrrrrh...
Kali: Uhh...Ice...? Th-th-that y-you...?
Draco: Shkreeeeeeeh! Yaaaaaaaaarhk!
Kali: Uh...uh...uh...Wh-wh-wha-what...Wh-who are y-y-you...?!
Xixa: Krrroooooooowrrrghhh...
Shadow: Kraaaaaaaaaaaaagh! Graaaaaaawrkheeeeeeeesh!!!
Zeke: Rrrrrrrrrr...rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghrrrrrrrrrr...
Tala: *gulps* St-st-st-stay a-w-w-way! I-I'm w-war-n-ning y-yo-you!
CW: ACK! N-n-no! NO!!!
Loki: G-g-gaaaaah...N-not c-c-c-cool!
All 4 muses: ZOOOOOOOOOOMBIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run off and drop the potion*
Zeke: (Whoo! Yeah! We got 'em!)
Shadow: (That was kinda fun...)
Kiono: (The looks on their faces were priceless!)
Xixa: (You guys were great!)
Dracunis: (It was Stormy's idea!)
Other organoids except Stormy: (Yeah! Stormy's the top organoid! Wahoo!)
Draco: (Great job, you guys! File out and clean up!)
OO: (Roger!) *scurry off to clean up*
Epilogue:
Muses: *running from the kitchen* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH!!!
Everybody else: What the [insert bad word here]...?
Muses: ZOMBIES! MONSTROUS, MUSE-EATING, MEGALOMANIAC ZOMBIES!!!
EE: *silence, then* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tala: *spluttering madly* It-it's not funny!
Kali: They were horrible! Like Barney!
EE: *laughs even harder*
Sharra: I always knew you were weird, but this is insane!!!
Robert: Y-you people! When will you ever learn! HAHAHA!!! XD
CW: But it's true! They looked...like...*glances around*...like organoids! Where are the organoids...?
EE: *falls silent and looks around*
Roxanne: Errr...*looks under the table* No organoids here.
Van: Zeke! My buddy! He's gone!
Muses: *look at each other*
Loki: Organoids...
Kali: You mean...
Tala: HA!!! I knew there was something funny about Dracunis!!!
Seighart: What does Dracunis have to do with this...?
CW: Your organoids scared the wits out of us!
Loki: They ruined our potion!
Nikita: What potion...? *suspicious*
Loki: The love potion we made...
Nikita: LOVE POTION?!?!?!
Authors & OC's: *gasp!!!*
Loki: Aaaaaah...uuuuuuhhh...
Muses: LOKI!!!
Loki: It...THE LITTLE VOICES MADE ME DO IT!!!
Lamoo: Hey! Little question! What are organoids?
*door opens*
Silvana: *dragging Stormy by a leash* Grrrr...Heavy organoids...
*everybody looks at the muses*
Mel: That's an organoid, Lamoo.
Lamoo: Doesn't look like Barney. It's waaaaaaaay cooooool! A way cool living dinosaur! I want one too!
Nathan: See, Stormy was nowhere near you!
Silvana: Quite right. I found him near the estuary.
Tanner: Then there's nothing to be afraid of...unless...
Muses: You mean...
Tanner: We're not alone...Be afraid...The spirits are out tonight!
Muses: *faint*
*later*
Silvana: *whispering* Ice, Maelgwyn, Seighart, Mel, keep a tight hold on your muses.
Maelgwyn: I took care of that long ago. But it seems he got out...
Seighart: I'll try, but it'll be OK. Tala always listens to me.
Ice: I suggest you help me tie Kali to a satellite with duct tape and super glue.
Mel: Loki's old enough to do as he pleases. But heck, if it'll make you better, I'll torture him with sticks.
Pretty bad one, huh? Don't worry, I'll continue. But hey, I NEED IDEAS!!!
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a/n: Yeah, it wasn't very funny. But like I said, I need ideas. Your support! C'mon, I promise I'll credit you!!!
Replies:
nintendestined64: Hey, there's no LT in NC0, I just made it up. It's a possibility. Crike, it was a short one, wasn't it...?
TMT: You got beaten...? NOOOOOOO!!! IT'S UNFAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRR!!! Ah, well, keep goin'! Someday soon you'll prove them wrong...
Seighart: Lol, glad you updated YuGiOh adventure. You're a great writer, you know that?
Lamoo: I will save the pepper for a special surprise! And the F&TEND is great! Lovin' it! Lol, cya around!
Blackie: You're weird! Lo and behold, and I thought I was alone! It was a relief to be back on the road to pairing up the characters. Writing action scenes is very hard...
Maelgwyn: I will build up the suspense! You won't be peeking into anyone's diaries for a while!
Wolfpup: Crab is so dang delicious! Mmm...Yummy crab...*stows the crab in a freezer* I really could never figure out how to pick locks...
So review! I want you...TO GIVE ME SOME I-DEEEEEAAAAAAS!!!