"SLYTHERIN PARADISE"
Snape, Malfoy, and Flint's POV Filk to "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio
As I walk through the hallway with the greatest of ease
I take a look at students and see I'm a disease
But that's just perfect for Slytherins like me
You know we shun stupid things like Muggle-icity
At twelve thirty in the morning I'm feeling bored
Crabbe is still real smelly and Goyle snores
And I've been sneering and brooding so long that
Even Adrian thinks that my mind is gone
I'm head of Potions, I'm into discipline
Got a wand in my hand and Dark Mark on my skin
So if I finish all my grading and getting real mad
Then I'm gonna show Gryffindor the new meaning of "bad"!
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
I've flunked Neville once or twice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
We're all colder than ice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
To cross us comes with a price
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
The Potter kid beat me in Quidditch last match
I just sneer at him, and another reply I will hatch
Hey I really don't worry, I've got it under control
Personality test, they'd say black is my soul
But I have never punched a Gryffindor even if I could
There's no point in bothering, none of them are good
Never wear jeans but I got a cool cloak
You just know I will never be a kind-to-Muggle folk
The Slytherin common room is a neat place to be
And of course we don't use Muggle electricity
But we think Mudbloods should be kicked out of school
And I know that we are all really cool.
There's no phone, the lights are torches
But we think it's great to be
A Slytherin, cause you know
We're better than the other three
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
Crabbe and Goyle are backup guys
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
You know that I won't give bad advice
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
And you know I just don't play nice
Livin in Slytherin paradise
Trainin' up the beaters,
Enchanting all the bludgers,
Soupin' up the Snitches
Hangin' with my brothers
Think you're really good?
Think you'll beat me?
Well, I know that we've got the skill
As bad as we can be
I'm Quidditch Captain
The Gryffindors
Think they're all so great
But they're a bunch of bore
So don't try to win
Don't try to fight
Cause whatever you do
We'll always be right!
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
When we win it's always nice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
And if we lose, we'll play twice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
My favorite group's Vanilla Ice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
Snape, Malfoy, and Flint's POV Filk to "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio
As I walk through the hallway with the greatest of ease
I take a look at students and see I'm a disease
But that's just perfect for Slytherins like me
You know we shun stupid things like Muggle-icity
At twelve thirty in the morning I'm feeling bored
Crabbe is still real smelly and Goyle snores
And I've been sneering and brooding so long that
Even Adrian thinks that my mind is gone
I'm head of Potions, I'm into discipline
Got a wand in my hand and Dark Mark on my skin
So if I finish all my grading and getting real mad
Then I'm gonna show Gryffindor the new meaning of "bad"!
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
I've flunked Neville once or twice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
We're all colder than ice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
To cross us comes with a price
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
The Potter kid beat me in Quidditch last match
I just sneer at him, and another reply I will hatch
Hey I really don't worry, I've got it under control
Personality test, they'd say black is my soul
But I have never punched a Gryffindor even if I could
There's no point in bothering, none of them are good
Never wear jeans but I got a cool cloak
You just know I will never be a kind-to-Muggle folk
The Slytherin common room is a neat place to be
And of course we don't use Muggle electricity
But we think Mudbloods should be kicked out of school
And I know that we are all really cool.
There's no phone, the lights are torches
But we think it's great to be
A Slytherin, cause you know
We're better than the other three
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
Crabbe and Goyle are backup guys
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
You know that I won't give bad advice
Livin' in Slytherin paradise
And you know I just don't play nice
Livin in Slytherin paradise
Trainin' up the beaters,
Enchanting all the bludgers,
Soupin' up the Snitches
Hangin' with my brothers
Think you're really good?
Think you'll beat me?
Well, I know that we've got the skill
As bad as we can be
I'm Quidditch Captain
The Gryffindors
Think they're all so great
But they're a bunch of bore
So don't try to win
Don't try to fight
Cause whatever you do
We'll always be right!
We've been spending most our lives
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
When we win it's always nice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
And if we lose, we'll play twice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise
My favorite group's Vanilla Ice
Livin' in Slytherin Paradise