Me: Hi. Badwolf here. Here's a little humor for a kick ass game. My darling and beautiful Dizzy, read the disclaimer.

Dizzy: Badwolf doesn't own any of the Guilty Gear characters. I want to see Ky's ass get kicked out of the line up...

Me: On with the story! It was an ordinary day for the people of Japan. War was going on. Gears and humans constantly fight and fight. It is a sad state of affairs. But there are a few who keep to their own. Here in the forest...

"You have an Ace?"
"Go fish, Holy Boy!"
"Damn you Sol!"

Me: What you just heard were Ky Kiske and Sol Badguy, the Guilty Gear icons. It's pathetic how they just sit there knowing how much they hate each other...

Sol: Hey, Badwolf, shut up!

Me: Don't make me go over there!

Sol: Try me.

Me: You son of a...

Ky: I'm supposed to fight him. Not you!

Me and Sol: Stay out of this Holy Boy!

Ky: ...I'll just play with Thunderseal *starts crying*

Me and Sol: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *assorted fighting noises*

30 minutes later...

Dizzy: What's with the noise?

Me and Sol: *stop fighting* Huh?

Me: D-D-Dizzy... *nosebleed and faints*

Sol: Weak hearted bastard.

Me: I heard that!

Random isn't it! Next Chapter: Axl vs. Testament vs. Sol vs. Me. Stay tuned for more of Tourney Random 2278!

Chipp: Holy Zen! Can I come in this?

Me: I'll see what I can do...

Bridget: Me too?

Me: Hell no!

Baiken: Me?

Me: You are aware that if I put you in I'm going to have to deal with Anji right?

Baiken: Yup.

Me: 'K. Now, everyone else, take a number I'll se where I can put you. Hey, Testament, don't touch my wolf or my tiger.

Testament: Okay.

Me: Good night all!