"BROOM STAR"
Harry's POV filk of "All Star" by Smashmouth


Petunia never told me that all the wizards know me
But she ain't the sharpest screwt in the crate.
She was looking pretty dumb with her monster of a son
Eating everything except for his plate.

The letters started coming and they didn't stop coming
Squished in the car as Vernon kept running
Stuck on a rock in the ocean, was awakened by a violent motion
Then came Hagrid with bit of a struggle, he told me I wasn't a Muggle
Went to Diagon Alley, got cool stuff, then life stopped being so rough

Hey now, I'm a broom star,
Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.
Hey now, I'm a wizard,
Got my wand, best friends made
Lightning bolt on my head
"Lumos" I have often said

Ron's a bit poor, but he's really funny
Hermione's very helpful but reads a ton-ny.
Neville keeps forgetting his brain
Fred and George are simply insane
Ginny's real nice, but giggles too much
Then there's Dean and Lavender and such
Cho is really sweet, wish I could date her
I hope Malfoy will fall off a glacier

Hey now, I'm a broom star,
Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.
Hey now, I'm a wizard,
Got my wand, best friends made
Lightning bolt on my head
Hedwig is my good pet

Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

Go, go, go, go, for the snitch!

Hey now, I'm a broom star,
Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.
Hey now, I'm a wizard,
Got my wand, best friends made
Lightning bolt on my head
Too bad my parents...

Somebody once asked for, the three-quarter platform
But I didn't know how to get in there.
Mrs. Weasley showed the way, and the rest is histo-ray
I just think about how I got here.

The letters started coming and they didn't stop coming
Squished in the car as Vernon kept running
Stuck on a rock in the ocean, was awakened by a violent motion
Then came Hagrid with bit of a struggle, he told me I wasn't a Muggle
Went to Diagon Alley, got cool stuff, then life stopped being so rough

Hey now, I'm a broom star,
Go to Hogwarts, Quidditch played.
Hey now, I'm a wizard,
Got my wand, best friends made
Lightning bolt on my head
'Cause of house-elves I am fed

Lightning bolt on my head
Gryffindor's color is red.