Badwolf: Yawn! I had a nice nap. *notices blood* Damn! Someone do the disclaimer while I clean up.

Bridget: Can I do it?

Everyone: NO!!!

Testament: As my precious Dizzy said before, Jon Badwolf doesn't own anyone but himself. All Guilty Gear characters belong to Sammy Studios.

Badwolf: Thank you Testament. Now, who was supposed to fight now?

Bridget: Me?

Badwolf: That does it! COMBUSTION HOWL!

GG Announcer: DESTROYED!

Everyone: YAY!!!

Axl: I think it was Testament, Sol, you, and I in a Fatal 4-Way.

Badwolf: This reminds me of Guilty Gear Isuka... Oh well, Sol, get your ass out here.

Sol: *grunts* zzzzzzzz...

Badwolf: GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR! Holy Boy!

Ky: Yes, Master Badwolf?

Badwolf: Wake Sol's stupid ass up! If you do, I'll give you more camera time.

Ky: Sweet! RISING FORCE!

GG Announcer: DESTROYED!

Everyone: YAY!

Badwolf: Damn! How could you do that holy boy?! I will torture you for that!

Ky: How?

May: With me!

Bridget: And me!

Ky: NOOOOOOOO! *Runs screaming with May and Bridget chasing him*

Axl and Testament: *sweatdrop* Can we start the fight?

Badwolf: Yes. Announcer?

GG Announcer: *ahem* Heaven or Hell! Final... Let's Rock!

Axl: Axl Bomber! *Hits Testament* Booyah!

Testament: *rubbing head* That hurt! NIGHTMARE CIRCULAR!

GG Announcer: SLASH!

Testament: Yeah! Who bad? Testament bad!

Badwolf: CRIMSON STAR SLASH!

GG Announcer: SLASH!

Testament: *weakly* No... fair...

Badwolf: This concludes Chap. 2 of Tourney Random 2278.

Dizzy: *hugs Badwolf* You are the greatest!

Badwolf: I love this job! *Nosebleed* DAMN NOSEBLEED!!!