Baiken: Oy! Anji! Back off!

Anji: But, Baiken, you are so beautiful. And so badass!

Slayer: Break it up you two! Where is Badwolf?

Anji: I don't know.

Bridget: YAY! No torture for me!

Jam: Says who?!

Bridget: *sweatdrop*

Chipp: Let me destroy the little cross-dresser!

Sol: Enough!

Everyone: ...

Sol: If you want Badwolf, look over there.

Everyone looks to see Badwolf try to impress Dizzy.

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHA!

Dizzy: Waaaaaah!!!

Necro: Die you heartless bastards!

Badwolf: Not yet Necro...

Dizzy: I hate Sol...

Badwolf: I nominate Chipp to destroy him.

Chipp: Holy Zen! W00T!

Anji: Are you sure you want him to do this?

Badwolf: *sweatdrop* On second thought, Jam, you do it.

Jam: With pleasure. GASENKOTSU!

GG Announcer: DESTROYED!

Everyone: YAY!

Baiken: Did anyone do the disclaimer?

Everyone: *anime fall*

Baiken: Oh well. I'll say it. Jon Badwolf doesn't own anyone on the GG lineup. He only owns Jon Badwolf. I just thought of something. Where does Bridget go when we Destroy him?

Chipp: He goes to the moon!

Axl: Chipp, do you want to be Destroyed?

Chipp: No.

Axl: Then... SHUT UP!

Slayer: He goes to hell!

Zato: He goes to the Netherealm!

Badwolf: Zato, you and Venom were not supposed to come until Chapter 6!

Zato: I just wanted to pitch in.

Faust: It's quite simple. He goes to a place where the sky is blood red, zombies are everywhere, and Olsen Twin movies rule.

Everyone except Badwolf, Dizzy and Sol: *faint*

Dizzy: First, I don't believe you.

Sol: Second, You are a crackpot old man who's stupid and eccentric.

Badwolf: Third, You weren't supposed to come in until Chapter 5!

Faust and Sol: *anime fall*

Dizzy: You are so funny. *kisses Badwolf on cheek*

Badwolf: *braces for nosebleed* No nosebleed... YES!

Dizzy: *whispers* I haven't got the heart to tell him he wet himself. *Shows wet stain*

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Axl and Dizzy: G'night folks.

Axl: Wanna play pool?

Dizzy: 'K