"HER-MY-OH-NEE (STORY OF A GIRL)"
Filk to "Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days

This is the story of a girl
Who read books to explain her world
And while she moves around in photographs
Her name's Her-my-own-nee
Changed her smile

She doesn't know why she is here
Found she was a witch in her 'leventh year
And Harry and Ron are so sincere
Making the promise of friends for real

As long as she's in the library
Studying to ace every test
She's learning about wizardry
She always wants to be the best

Well, she's learning new things every day after day
And she'll ever really act in quite the same way
But she never seems to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who reads books to explain her world
And while she moves around in photographs
Her name's Her-my-oh-nee
Changed her smile

How many people would stay
In Hogwarts to know the wizarding way
When will it be her day
When people understand everything she'd say

As long as she keeps on reading
The library day after day
How did she wind up this way
Get back at Malfoy for everything he'd say

Well, she's learning new things every day after day
And she'll ever really act in quite the same way
But she never seems to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who reads books to explain her world
And while she moves around in photographs
Her name's Her-my-oh-nee
Changed her smile