Disclaimer: Oh, yeah...I don't own Zoids, the other authors' OC's, and the Shark Dragon. The SD was originally drawn by my classmate. I mastered the drawing & modified it a bit, so the idea is still his.
The boat is mine. XD
a/n: Once again, I came down with writer's block before I could finish this chappie. I apologize if it's bad.
This chapter has virtually no humor, but a lot of action to make up for it. Sorry if it's boring.
Chapt. 14 (?): Shark Dragon Attack!
SD (Shark dragon): Grrrrrroooooowwwwwrrrrrllll... :-/
Leena: We are in SO much trouble now... ._.
Robert: Stay calm, and it'll go away.
EE: AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEGGGHHHH!!!! OoO
SD: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!!!! :-O
*everybody runs around and chaos ensues*
Ice: Augh! Chaos is ensuing!
Chaos: I haven't done anything!
Nikita: *in front of the boat's wheel* Does anybody know how to drive this thing?! ^o~;;
Mel: Me!!! MEE!!!!! *grabs the wheel*
*ship goes rooooooouuuuuuunnndd an' rooooooouuuuuuunnndd*
Bit: I'm gonna be sick! o
Sharra: Do something!
Ryou: Radio for help!
Seighart: Call 911!
Harry: Save us from Bit's barf!
*everybody (including the SD) stops what they're doing and gives Harry a weird look*
Harry: Err...SAVE US!!!!
*everybody goes back to doing what they were originally doing*
Blackie: The radio! I've found it! *throws a walkie-talkie*
Mel: *catches W-T* Hey! This is the captain of the S.S. Cassidae. We've got Code: SD-67263!
Guy on the line: Say what?!?!?!
Mel: *jumps up and down and screams* CODE SD-67263!!! CODE: SHARK DRAGON N-SANE!!!
Everybody: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
*line goes dead*
*back in the main cabin*
Loki: *looks at the walkie-talkie he's holding* Do you get the feeling that something bad just happened...? ^_~
CW: I believe it did, Loki.
Kali: Whatever that kid was screaming about, it must have been pretty bad. .
Loki: Uh...That kid would most likely be Mel. I recognized her accent.
Tala: Mel has an accent? ^_~
Loki: Only when she's screaming. Then she sounds like a cross between a hippie and a western dude. XD
Kai: I see. So, what was wrong?
Loki: Something about a shark and a dragon and an insane code. -.-;; *goes back to mopping the floor*
Tala: Loki, maybe something is wrong...
Kai: Much as I hate to say it, I agree with Tala.
Loki: Something wrong? Like what...? ^_~
CW: Like this. *pulls on the blinds so the window opens*
*they can see the ship being slammed around by the SD*
Loki: Eh...? O.O
CW: *closes the window*
Loki: OK, so I was wrong. What should we do now?
Kai: Why, rescue them, of course!
CW: Why would we want to rescue them? ^_~
Tala: Think about it! It'll save our reputation!
Kali: We'll be cleared of our faults! ^_^
Loki: That's really nice, but how should we rescue them?
*silence*
Kai: Uh...We have no idea! o
*back on the ship*
Tanner: We have to get off this thing!
Mel: I'm not giving this ship up! I already had my other one destroyed by that stupid Garuda dragon!
Maelgwyn: Garu what?!
Nathan: It's a type of dragon...*bumps into the wall* Ouch.... Tell ya later!
Sharra: If only we had our zoids...
Kiono: Raaaarrrgh! (I'm still here!)
Sharra: Kiono! *hugs Kiono* How'd you get aboard?
Dracunis: Graaaaargh-growrrrrl-rrrrrgghrrr. (It's our hangout!)
Seighart: Wow, Dracunis is here too!
Roxanne: *hugs Xixa* All our organoids are here!
Mel: Except mine. But he was too big to fit on this ship anyway...
SD: RAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! *bumps the ship*
Lamoo: Speaking of this ship, I hope it's unsinkable!
Robert: Lamoo, all ships are sink-prone. Take the Titanic. The poor guys who built it were in for one heckuva surprise when it went down...
*water splashes aboard*
Melgwyn: And speaking of sinking, I think this ship has had it with the shark!
*more water pours in*
Blackie: Indeed it has...
Tanner: Abandon ship!!! OoO
Mel: Wait! Grab the lifejackets and stuff you need first! Don't jump overboard! There's an island! I'll try and steer us to it!
*everybody picks up lifejackets and important stuff and waits*
Mel: Drop the anchor!
Ryou: What...?!
Robert: Oh, I get it! You're gonna follow their plan in Pirates of the Caribbean!
Mel: My, good guess!
*the anchor is dropped, and the ship swings toward the island*
Mel: I need help! Hold the wheel tight!
Everybody: *piles on the wheel and holds it in place*
*the ship steers in the opposite direction*
SD: AAAAAAUUUUUROOOOOOOOOWWWWRRR!!!! *raises a flipper and prepaes to swat the ship*
Mel: Let it go!
Everybody: *releases the wheel*
Ship: *careens toward the island*
Ryou: Everybody prepare to jump!
Everybody: *runs on deck just as the ship bumps the reef* WHOA!!!! OoO *fall into the water*
Harry: AAAAAAAAAGH! O *flounders around* I'm drowning! Drowning, you hear me?!?!?! Oh, somebody, save me!!!! I'm drowning---
Van: In a foot of water...? ^_~
Lamoo: *nudges Toros* He's a weird one, isn't he, mister?
Toros: Huh? Oh, you're Lamoo, right? Call me Doc Toros. And yes, Harry is weird.
Leena: *pokes Lamoo* Don't listen to daddy! Harry's not insane, he's just a snot-faced idiotic jerk! ^vvv^
Van: *helps Harry up* Gee, are you really a champion, Harry? You act more like a baby... _
Harry: I'm not a baby! O
Van: Suuuuuuure... -.-;;
Mel: *shakes fist at the SD* I HATE YOU!!!
SD: Bug off, lady... T_T;; *dives*
Mel: It speaks...!!! *is silent, then yells again* I STILL THINK YOU'RE A JERK!!!!
*a large boat comes around the island*
Loki: HEY!!! *stands up and waves* YOU ALRIGHT?!
Mel: Loki! Boy, I never thought I'd be glad to see you!
Loki: Likewise here... XD
Tala: SEIGHART!!!! *jumps overboard and swims to shore*
Seighart: Tala! I knew you'd come! ^_^
Ryou: Same here, Kai!
Kai: Always glad to lend a hand! ^-^
*Kali & Ice look at each other hesitantly*
Ice: Thanks...
Kali: Welcome! ^_^
Ice: ...I think...
Kali: Aw, come one!!! ToT;;
Chaos: Quit whining! Oh, and thanks too!
Lamoo: Thanks for coming for us, Loki! ^_^ *gives Loki a hug*
Loki: Uh...*blushes* Thanks again!
CW: *sticks tongue out at Maelgwyn* Nah-nah! You had to be saved! XD
Maelgwyn: Oh, do shut up! You still have work to do!
CW: Awww...
*later*
*the boat is sailing back to the main harbor*
Sharra: Wow, I'm glad we were able to get out of that one...
Maelgwyn: Even though it meant being saved by the muses?
Sharra: Yep!
*another part of the boat*
Pierce: Man, that was way insane!
Sanders: You got it, Pierce!
Pierce: Mph. How 'bout you, Stoller?
Stoller: Um...Sure. *thinking* (Man, why won't she stop going after me?!)
Sanders: *thinking* (What's Stoller got that I don't?)
*STILL on another part of the ship*
*the muses are cleaning the floor*
Kali: Man, this is evil...
CW: Darn! How come we STILL have to do some work?!
Kai: Yeah, whose dumb idea was this, anyway?!
*the other muses glare at him*
Kai: Right. Sorry.
Loki: *a coin falls out of his pocket* What...? *turns around to pick up the coin*
Tala: *gets bumped by the mop handle Loki's holding* YIKES! *jumps aside and lands on a bar of soap* HELP!!!! O *slides down the deck while screaming madly*
EE: What the...?
Tala: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! O
Pierce: Huh...?
Sanders: LOOK OUT!!!! OoO
Tala: *slides into Pierce* AAAAARGH!!!
*he and Pierce fall overboard*
Pierce & Tala: HELP!!!
Seighart & Stoller: *look at each other and nod*
Seighart: Stoller!
Stoller: Seighart! *dives in and hauls Tala back up* NOW!!!
Seighart: *uses her powers to manipulate the water and toss Tala back on board*
Stoller: *gets Pierce* Seighart! Push me up with the water again!
Seighart: *uses her powers and rescues Stoller & Pierce back on board as well*
Everybody: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! ^O^
Pierce: Stoller! You saved me!
Stoller: O.O No, don't...!!!
Pierce: *kisses Stoller (on the lips!)*
EE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!! .
Seighart: Tala, DO NOT do that to me right now!
Tala: *green from seeing what Pierce did* I don't plan to... ._.
Tanner: Well, that's enough excitement!
Robert: We need to get back!
Nikita: *whispering* Psst! Hey, look at Sanders!
Sanders: *looks REALLY mad*
Blackie: I think we're in trouble...
TBC...
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A/n: Thank you to Blackie for that good idea with Pierce drowning and all that! ^_^
Once again, I apologize if this chappie...well, sucked.
Am I making you OOC? Please be kind enough to mention that if it ever happens.
Replies:
TMT & Kai:
Loki: Ah, Kai, my good friend, the female of the species is oftentimes more evil than the male...
CF: Just ask his dad! Loki's mom was always more horrible and evil at devising punishments than his dad!!!
Loki: *whispers to CF* No, TMT's punishments are worse!
Me: Ooh, you have a prob with censoring...? ^_~ *gives you a new censor machine* Take care of it!
CF: Don't smash it now!
Loki: Yes! *mimics CF's voice* My life depends on it! XD
nintendestined64:
Loki: Slave labor?!?!?! O.O Aw, man! I don't want to work!!!
CF: But you deserve it! After all, you did refuse to behave!
Me: But if you're nice, I'll let you take a rest!
Loki: Question, Rob: Since when are people like you & Mel & the others 'normal'...?
CF: That's just an expression, my airheaded friend...
Loki: Oh...
Me: Well, we didn't wind up in Jurassic Park...*remembers the blood & gore from the movie & shudders*
Loki: Yeah, you had to get rescued! ^o^
Me: Don't remind me...
IceDragon, Chaos, & Kali:
Me: Yeah, I absolutely HATE school!
CF: Who doesn't...? Useful as it is, it seems pretty useless when all you do is sit and listen to your teacher drone on and on and...
Loki: What CF means is that they think school is evil.
Me: And that writer's block should die!!! As a matter of fact, that was what kept me from making this chappie...
Loki: She says writer's block is evil too!!!
Seighart:
Me: *groans* No, I had a lot of time to do this chappie...But there was the writer's block!!!
Loki: I'll help you, Tala!
CF: Good for you, Loki.
Loki: I remember some of the quotes!
Me: Yeah! Like this one! Hey, do that imitation for me, CF!
CF: Sure! ^-^ *clears throat & imitates Joey's voice* That's the boy who beat Kaiba! I'm his best friend, Joey Wheeler, and these are Tristan & Tea, our gym sidekicks!!! XD XD XD
Loki: ROTFLMAO!!! ^O^
Me: Hope you're enjoying YGO too, Seig! ^_^
Wolfpup7:
Me: Well, glad you finally tamed Kuronue!
CF: Thanks for the pocky!
Loki: Same here! *munches pocky* Mmm...Pocky...
Me: You did say Kuronue's always grouchy, right...?
CF: Here's some sugar to keep him hyp—er, happy! ^-^;; *hands over 10 sacks of sugar*
Loki: About algebra...Hang in there, girl! Even Mel had a hard time, and that was only on addition & subtraction of integers! XD
Me: Thank goodness that part of the lesson is over now...
Hey, and thank you tons to Black Fireball for her idea. I forgot about it until a while ago, and that gave me inspiration and helped me finish this chappie. Cheers to thee, my friend! ^O^() *gives Blackie a bathtub-sized container filled with the most delicious chocolate in the world*
I'm open to more ideas, of course! You never know when they'll come in handy! ^_^