Authors note: no folks Creams Chao friend Cheese WONT be making an appearance in this series.

I don't want to go in that avenue so umm. err anyway if you thought my last episode was too goofy well for those people who love the angst stuff I got it all for you in the near future... this next episode will have some goofy antics but not as much as my first... well hopefully.

And yes I made some error in my last one but it will be pointed out in this upcoming fic

Because I will make fun my own product!

And if you want to know why I made Chris into a villain well its because he got way too much airtime in Sonic X, which is why I didn't like it that much, they kind of glossed Sonic over with this typical teen stereotype that is just like every other kid type character found in most modern animes.

Err sorry for the rant there...

Sonic Omega 2: cream without the cheese.

The grand command room was packed with Robots, Chris came up to Robotnik and said "sir I have a report."
"What is it Sniv, err I mean Chris?"

"The freedom fighters attacked power plant D the other day causing a large amount of damage."

"You got to be kidding, what's with the delay then Chris?"
"There was a critical error in Windorks 3400; we had to shut down the main computer for over half the day... I tried to boot it back up with Lamex but there was a driver error on sector 513 but we can blame Windorks for that one."

"Blast not even in the future things work... alright then is the reactor repaired?"

"Yes but we have more damage then that... there is some damage in sector 12B..."

"12B! Oh crap that's where I keep all my spare goofy doctor clothing, alright get onto the repairs... after that we go to the mystic ruins area and try to flush the freedom fighters out."
"With what sir?" asked Chris
"the Eggcarrier 2.1.10 my latest masterpiece of engineering!"

"You got to be kidding me, why don't we use a cool name like the Destroyer?"

"well you have to realize that the author of this fic knows that most people who may read this story is probably a nine year old who plays all the latest sonic games and watches Sonic X on a regular basis... if we talk about weapons from SatAM then most of the segasonic crowd may flame the author forcing him into either retirement or total isolation."

"But we have Swatbots sir, they are not from the sonic games."
"yes but you got to understand that they are a lot cooler looking then the rather cartoon like robots found in the games... same goes for the Workerbots, sure its bad if you are a bird turned into a giant bee that shoots fire out of its rear but its a lot more convincing if we made people into robots that still look like their original selves casing pain to the main character... namely sonic."

"But aren't we appealing to the SatAM fans more that way?"

"well we do have Buzzbombers, Catterkillers, Moto Bugs and all the other robots that appeal to the segasonic crowd, though they are not as cheaply made as they are in the games... they got titanium shells and enough firepower to destroy a city block... that way we can both improve upon the popular types of sonic robots while still keeping a air of seriousness about it."

"So why are we talking now then?"
"Well it takes some time to warm up the Eggcarrier."
"Yeh it does... but why do you put the word egg in everything? Aren't you trying to be a more serious version of Robotnik and not just another Adam West 1960's Batman type villain?"
"Well that's to appeal to the segasonic fans, they know me better as Eggman so we have a setup where every insane invention I come up with has the word egg in it and that way Sonic can refer me as Eggman. Though if I ever catch the guy who renamed me Eggman I will have his liver with some Fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti..." said Robotnik making a Hannibal Lechter slurping type sound...

"Master the egg Carrier is ready." said a Workerbot

"Ahhh good, now we got all that silly nonsense out of the way we can go on to be the villains we can all be!" said Robotnik as he and Chris went off to battle...

The huge lake near Knothole was Amy Roses favorite place to sit back and relax; she always took off her blue boots and dipped her pink toes in the water...

As she was relaxing she heard somebody crying nearby, she walked off barefoot and saw Cream crying a few feet away from her.

She walked up to Cream and said "what's wrong my dear?"

"I hate being a stupid robot... I am starting to remember all the things I did when Robotnik was controlling my mind."

"Aww you poor thing..." Amy hugged the robotic rabbit and said "you know it's better if you talk about it."

"Yeh I guess so, I remember what happened after I got out of the roboticizer. Robotnik ordered me to clean out the air ducts and I went off to do so... but that rotten snake had me because as soon as I got a spot clean it would get dirty form the outside... oh it was so horrible, it was dusty and dirty and I had to get a very long acid bath after that one... but as soon as my gears were fine again he ordered me to clean out the same duct! I hated it!"
"Ooh I am so sorry that happened to you Cream... but don't worry you are with friends now okay?"

"Okay Miss Amy... but still I hate this robot body, it isn't good for anything."
"Don't say that... I am sure you can find a good use for them... you are very beautiful for a robot and you are the only free robot on the planet."
"Yeh I guess so... say what's that over there?" Cream pointed at something in the sky and Amy saw it as well

"Oh crap, it's the Eggcarrier! We have to go back to knothole!"
The two ran to the great pyramid in the center of the forest that hid knothole pretty well though it was a rather large thing and you could see it from an altitude of at least ten thousand feet...

The freedom fighters all rushed to see the looming object coming their way.

"Well what do we do?" asked Sonic

"well I can take sonic up there as he stands on the top of my airplane preying that a sudden gust of wind doesn't send him plummeting to the ground... or we can use my five seat hovercar."
"I think I will take the hovercar" said Sonic as they all rushed to Tail's hovercar

The small but stable hovercar climbed though the air to intercept the Eggcarrier and amazingly after about two minutes of shooting aimlessly at the large thing they were able to get in...

there were no large pools or bathrooms on this baby... well except Robotniks personal head and Chris's bucket O' poop... err anyway this baby was packed to the teeth with death, death and more death, but somehow the team was able to get though most of the ship.

"Well we are near the main reactor should we try and blow it up?" said Sonic

"no we have to hit the command area, and if NICOLE can speed things up we can locate it"
"well I am trying to Amy but my Internet provider is Mobius online, I told you that a dial up connection was stupid and vastly out of date"

"Yeh, yeh, but the Mobius DSL service was too expensive for me."
"That's a mouth full, the MOL service is $24.99 and the DSL service is only five dollars more! Heck we could really be speeding if you got the cable service which is $40.00 but well worth it because it has a lot more connectivity and a lot less downtime."
"I hate arguing with a computer." Said Amy

"File downloaded, now saving to hard drive, this will take three hours to complete..."
"Stupid Windorks 3400!" said Amy bitterly

"Well we can run for it." said sonic

"For once you have a good idea sonic" said Amy as they ran off to find the command area.

It took them about five minutes to find the command center after getting into several battles with robots that I wont mention right now because you know how it ends if they are at the command center by now.

"well we can shut down the main computer but there is a problem, apparently someone got a Lamex port on here and its almost impossible to get though that!"
"That's right!" said a voice the freedom fighters turned around to see Chris standing there with a Lamex disk in his hand

"Thought you can stop this ship from blowing up your precious home? Ha! That's funny..."
"Don't mess around with us Chris, we just spent the last few minutes talking about computer jargon and the missing robot battle scenes!" said sonic

"Yes I know. I have the episode on DVD. So why don't you just give up now?"
"Well we can Chris but like you we also saw that DVD, and at the end we escape!"
"Oh yeh, how then, we got this place more secure then Fort Knox under Mount Rushmore!"

"Like this you big meanie!" said Cream as she leaped on Chris and he started to topple over

"You lousy tin can I aught to make you into my next bucket O' poop!"

"Not if I can help it!" said Knuckles as he helped Cream take the vice dictator down

"Well we gout the bad guy now what?"
"Well even though they are using Lamex I can hack into it..." said NICOLE

"Me too, after all I am a robot" said Cream

The two worked together and found that Chris had not fully deleted the Windorks 3400 directories and that in fact the computer still had Windorks 3400 in it!

So they shut down Lamex via its ultra complex command prompt windows and activated Windorks 3400 and crashed the system.

They flew out of the Eggcarrier as it started to flip over in a mad fashion due to a Windorks 3400 system error 909.

"That was fun!" said Cream

"Yes but you can bet that people may want to sue the author for cleaver copyright infringement but that's up to the courts to decide..." said Amy

"Well do you like being a robot a bit better now Cream?" asked Sonic

"Oh yes, as ling as Robotnik is using faulty software I am good for another few episodes until something new comes along."
"Yeh well lets all take a rest eh?" said Amy

"Yes lets" said Cream as the day ended with victory for our heroes.

Next episode: Cream goes out to find her family but Robotnik is on the lookout for her, will he regain his evil control over her or will her newest Lamex OS or sonic be able to save her?

Oh yes... send all lawsuits and complaints to my invisible house… and if you are wondering yes Amy is dressed like Sally in my fics… only with a shirt on and a pair of slacks on her legs, Yes I know Sally sucks but I think that Amy would look kind of good in Sally's outfit... and do remember that its called "fanfiction" not a "get Amy's clothes right or we will hit you with a waffle iron" fic

And sorry this did get goofy again didn't it? Well I will try harder to make it more serious next time, just right now I am still getting ideas for this...