"WIZARDING PRANKSTERS"
Filk to "Original Pranksters" by Offspring

(They can do it!)
It's a brand new year
Hogwarts
Cannot go without laughter
Fred, George
Weasley will make it better
Stunts, stunts
Any kind will do
You can blame just everything on those two (Hey!)
Beaters
Playing the game of Quidditch
Bam, Slam
Bludgers beat to show the witches
No way!
This is so absurd --
I've eaten a cream and turned into a bird!

Gonna take the school (At it again!)
Cuz they're not fools (With Lee their friend!)
Fred and George are cool (Will it ever end?)
They're gonna make Filch real mad
With a fake wand...
Wizarding Pranksters!
A Dung Bomb...
Wizarding, yeah!
Annoying Ron...
Wizarding Pranksters!
They're never stop, no
Stop? No!
They're good at being bad!

Uh oh, it smells like -
Dung Bomb!
Off in the hall again
Fun, fun
If you're the Weasleys' friend
Zonko's
Best customers of all
Jokes, spells, and tricks from wall to wall (Hey!)
Tests, tests,
They'll take them and pass
Laugh, laugh
They're the clowns of the class
Filch, Snape
Teachers get a trick or two
And you'll see, here comes a day
When there's a joke on you!

Gonna take the school (At it again!)
Cuz they're not fools (With Lee their friend!)
Fred and George are cool (Will it ever end?)
They're gonna make Filch real mad
With a fake wand...
Wizarding Pranksters!
A Dung Bomb...
Wizarding, yeah!
Annoying Ron...
Wizarding Pranksters!
They're never stop, no
Stop? No!
They're good at being bad!