Disclaimer: I forgot...Last chappie, I forgot to mention that...
...I don't own Romeo & Juliet... XD
As for this chappie, well, I'm sure you all know the usual routine... ;) Don't own anybody except my charries.
And Tanner/Wolfpup7, Kuronue will be introduced here, but only for a short while, sorry.
a/n: WARNING: Lots of blood and gore and all that unpleasant stuff will be mentioned here, in unpleasantly colorful detail. Therefore, I will rate this chappie PG-13. If you puke, it is not my problem.You have been warned.
Chapt. 18: Horror Movie Marathon; Part 1
*in the girls' room...*
*the tape is running*
Bit: *snicker, snort* I...*giggle* ...don't believe it! XD
Van: It's happening! *snickers and clutches Blackie's arm* It's really happening, just like they said in the note! XD
Blackie: Calm down, Van. Ooh! Here comes the good part! ^_^
*on the screen, everybody watches as Sanders recites...*
TV Sanders: Pierce, will you marry me?
Everybody: *ROTFLMAO!!!!!!* XD XD XD XD
*tape gets switched off*
Toros: That was so groovy! ^0^() Let's watch it again!
Everybody else: Uh, groovy...? *blinks*
Tanner: Since when did you talk like that, Doc?
Maelgwyn: Yeah! Everybody knows you're always talking about money!
Toros: *turns up nose* That is so not true! For your information, I am a man of very high social and moral standards!
Harry: Might as well put on a sign that says "I'm your lawyer, prepare to die!". XD
Toros: Yes, and I shall become the scourge of the courthouse which I will rule with an iron banana and a license to eat turkey! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! XD XD XD
Everybody: ... -.-;;
Toros: ... ._.
Ice: You need to stop reading comic books and watching horror movies...
Robert: Yeah! Try "Child's Play" instead! ^_^
Toros: Uh... O.O
===== *flashback* =====
*Kiddie Layon, Toros, & Oscar are watching "Child's Play" (a/n: They're like...7 years old or something...)*
K. Toros: *freaking out* Uh, Layon, how does the story turn out again?
K. Layon: This is the good part! Watch 'im, Steve! He's gonna dig his knife into 'er body...
K. Oscar: ...and all the blood'll splatter everywhere! ^-^;;
K. Toros: Sp-sp...splatter...? ._.
*lots of horrible and gory violence ensues on the TV*
K. Layon: O_o;; Whoa, COOL! ^0^;; How 'bout it, Steve? Steve...? .'
K. Toros: *frozen and as white as a sheet* O.O;;
K. Oscar: *pokes Toros* Uh...I think he's dead...
*end flashback*
Toros: *shudders* No thanks...That movie almost gave me a nervous breakdown!
Leena: *sighs* Wouldn't you know it... T_T
Robert: C'mon, it's a good movie! ^_^
Mel: Yeah! Mom said so! But I like "Resident Evil" better! All those decapitated zombies with their guts oozing out... ^-^;;
Seighart: Or "Ghost Ship"! That movie was awesome! It had the Magician of Black Chaos paralyzed! And the coolest part was that the others were there to see it! ^^;
=====*flashback*=====
Seighart: *watching "Ghost Ship"*
Magician of Black Chaos: Seighart, isn't that movie a little too gory for you?
Seighart: Nonsense! I've seen it a lot of times, so it doesn't creep me out too much. *eats popcorn*
Dark Magician: *points to the screen* Look! They're doing it! They're getting ready to release the rope! They're gonna cut all those people into...
*on the screen, a metal rope slashes through the waists of the people in the movie, separating their upper torso from their legs and all their guts...I'm not even gonna go there...*
Dark Magician: ...half...
MBC: *suddenly becomes very pale* O.O
Dark Magician Girl: I think it's pretty cool how they make everything so realistic.
Dark Sage: *nods* Indeed. All the blood spurting through the air like mustard from a mustard bottle...
MBC: *gulps*
DMG: Yep. And the gore and mutilated bodies...
MBC: *turns an unpleasant shade of green*
DM: ...and the way their guts spill out...
MBC: *runs off to puke*
Seighart: *watches MBC run away* Heh-heh...We got him! ^_^()
DS: She's right! *pumps his fist in the air* We da men! ^o^
DMG: *pokes DS* And women! ^_~
DM: High five! ^_^\\//
*they all give each other high fives*
=====*end flashback*=====
Seighart: *chuckles* Yeah, those were the days... ^-^;;
Mel: Oh, man, wish we coulda seen it...
Maelgwyn: Hmm...Heh-heh-heh...*evil grin*
Everybody else: What?
Maelgwyn: I just thought of something...Who here thinks the muses need to shape up a bit?
Mel, Ice, Seighart: *raise their hands*
Ryou: I really don't know what to do with Kai..Nothing fazes him!
Mel: Except you.
Ryou: Except me. Anyway, Maelgwyn, what's your plan?
Maelgwyn: *grins evilly some more* Why don't we rent "Ghost Ship", "Child's Play", and "Resident Evil" and all the scariest movies we can think of and force the muses to watch them?
Everybody else: O.O
Maelgwyn: *evil grin grows wider* Along with...Harry and Mary! ^vvv^
Harry: *squeals* No!
Leena: ^_~
Harry: I mean...Of course I'll watch! Leena, I will prove to you that there is no man in the universe braver than I! ^_^
Mary: Indeed, Harry. Prove to the world that we Champs are the best!
Harry: Because...we are members of...
Harry & Mary: ...THE CHAMP FAMILY!!! ^O^()
Tanner: *sticks a firecracker onto Harry's shoe...and pulls out a match...!!!*
Harry: And furthermore...
Tanner: *lights the firecracker*
*the firecracker explodes, sending Harry's shoe flying through the air; the shoe lands on Harry's head, bopping him into la-la land*
Harry: ...I am the baby-sitter of the house of mini sodas... XD *faints*
*a horrible smell wafts through the room*
Everybody: P-U!!!!!!!! *covers their noses*
Sharra: It...*cough*...smells like...
Nikita: ...dead stuff...
Brad: ...and burnt Brussels sprouts...
Jamie: ...mixed with Doc's special brew of anchovy paste...
Vega: ...and loads of skunk juice...
Lamoo: ...not to mention a ripe sewage system...
Benjamin: Oh, you mean, it smells like Harry's socks.
*everybody looks at them, then at Harry's feet*
Sebastian: *pokes Benjamin* Make that exactly like Harry's socks.
*later...*
Blackie: Hey, muses!
Muses: Huh?
Loki: Is it morning already?
Ryou: No, just almost nighttime.
Robert: Listen, you wanna watch some movies with us?
Kai: Hmm...What kind of movies...? ^_~
Nikita: We don't know yet. You can help us pick!
Muses: Sure! ^_^ *drop their cleaning equipment and follow the others to the rec room*
Seighart: *opens the door* OK, come in...
Tala: Hey...! It's dark in here!!!
Maelgwyn: Duh, we're gonna watch a movie! It has to be dark!
Tala: Uh...Sure...
Muses: *sit down*
Tanner: Don't worry, we'll get some refreshments first!
*the door is closed*
Kali: Uh...Um...
Loki: YEEEP!!!! Something poked me! OoO
Kai: That was just my wing, Loki...
Loki: Oh...
Tala: Wh-wh-wh...Wh-wh-what's tha-th-th-that l-l..l-li-light...?
CW: Calm down, Tomatohead, it's just my tail.
Tala: S-s-so-sor-r-ry...
*they all keep quiet*
Loki: Is it morning already?
Other muses: NO!!!
Loki: Geez, calm down!!!
*they keep quiet again*
Kali: How long have we been here?
CW: A few min---
Tala: 9 hours!!! *jumps up and runs around* HELP!!! SOMEBODY SAVE US!!!!!!! *trips* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT GOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*a movie starts rolling, but the screen is blank white, and all the muses can hear are words*
Tala: *sits down again* Uh...Never mind... O.O
Voice of that narrator from Yu-Gi-Oh: 5 thousand years ago when rage and terror dominated ancient Egypt...
*scuffle, and a new voice is heard*
Star Wars narrator: In a galaxy far, far away...
*more scuffling*
YGO narrator: ...there was a game of great and terrible power.
*some static, and they can hear someone whispering*
Mel: *disguising voice with a hanky* Now, this game was made out of...EVIL!!!!...stuff...
Robert: *also disguising voice* ...and it answered only to the call of darkness.
Seighart: It preyed upon the hearts and souls of the pure and worthy...
Ice: ...as well as the minds and bodies of the corrupt and immoral.
Sharra: In short, it didn't care who you were...
Ryou: ...how old you were, what your rank or status was...
Nikita: As long as you even merely layed an eye on it, you would get killed in the end.
Muses: ...?
Loki: This is boring...
Kai: Yeah. Leena is scarier. XD
Tanner: But! Take note, that is not part of our story!
Muses: Huh?!?!?!
*pictures start to appear on the screen*
Loki: Hm...This movie looks familiar...
Tala: Gee, that's a cool house. *gets all dreamy* When Seighart & I get married, we're gonna live in a house just like...
Loki: NO!!!!
Tala: What? Did I say something bad?
Loki: *runs to the door and pounds on it* Lemme out! Lemme out!!!!!
CW: See what happens when you torture other people with mental images of your future?
Kali: Loki, get a grip, man!
Loki: I can't! That movie...Is "Resident Evil"!!!!!!
*silence, then...*
Other muses: So...?! ^_~;;
Loki: *paces in front of the screen* It's horrible!
CW: So is my great-grand-mother-in-law. XD
Kai: Look, Loki, the rest of us just want to watch the movie. Please sit down...
Loki: OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!
*the movie continues*
Tala: It's pretty boring if you ask me...
Loki: Oh yeah? If they'd forward it, then you'll see how freaky it gets!!!!
Voice over the intercom: Forward? Sure! Whatever you say!!! XD
Loki: O.O! NO...!!!!!!
*the movie is forwarded*
Loki: O.O;;
*on the screen, a group of people are walking around in a huge room filled with machines*
Kali: *sighs* Booooo-riiiiiiing...
*a trapdoor in the ceiling of the room opens and Harry and Mary fall out*
Muses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Harry & Mary: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
Muses: Huh?
Tala: Harry & Mary Champ?
Kai: What are spoiled freaks like you doing here?!
Harry: We're not spoiled freaks! *poses* But now, I shall prove to you that I, Harry Champ, am the bravest person on this island by...
Mary: *pushes Harry into a chair & sits down beside him* ...sitting down.
Harry: But...
Mary: I SAID...
*suddenly, huge straps snap out of nowhere and bind the muses & Champ siblings to their chairs*
Everybody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*a loud clang is heard from the movie*
Everybody: *screams some more*
Tala: Uh...It's nothing! It was just a sound effect!
*everybody calms down*
Mary: Thank you so much for pointing that out to me!
Harry: M-M-Mar-Mary? Wh-wha-what's th-that guy on the s-scr-screen do-doi-doing w-with tha-that axe...? O.O
Loki: *freezes* Ooooooooooh nooooooooooo...
*they watch as the people on the screen are surrounded by zombies*
Everybody: 0_0
*on the screen, fighting erupts, with the people blowing the guts of the zombies away with their machine guns*
Everybody: *watches in stupefied horror as some of the zombies corner one of the actors and attempt to rip his guts out*
Harry: *faints*
*minutes later*
On the screen: *the people are in a blank passage*
Loki: ._. Aaaaaaah...We shouldn't watch this...*closes eyes*
Everybody else (except Harry): Why?
Loki: *still closing his eyes* Just...
On the screen: *a laser beam appears out of nowhere and slices through the neck of one of the actresses*
Loki: ...watch...
*blood appears around the actress' neck*
Harry: *wakes up* What...
OTS: *the head of the actress slides off her neck*
Harry: ...ha-hap-p-p--- *sees what happened and faints*
*meanwhile, in the control room*
Tanner: Heh-heh...You don't know how happy I am to see Harry faint thrice in one day! XD
Blackie: And the best part is that we have photos of it! *holds up two photos of Harry, who has fainted in them*
Robert: What's the next movie we have to show them after this one?
Ice: Good question! We still need to decide!
Chaos: *sniff*
Ice: What's wrong, Chaos? Oh, I get it! You want to see some gory movies too, right?
Chaos: Nah... *sniffs some more* There's somebody else in here...!
Everybody: Where?! *looks around*
Chaos: It...smells like...a....MUSE!!!! ^vvv^ *stalks through the room like a panther* Must...kill...it... :-D
Lamoo: Um...No.
Chaos: Why not?
Lamoo: Well, we're not sure yet if the...muse...is evil or not.
Chaos: It's evil...It reeks of sugar!!!!!!
Nikita: S-s-sugar...? ._.
EE: ^_~...?
Nikita: *tears out of the room* THE SUGAR DEPOSIT!!!!! WE MUST SAVE IT!!!!!!!!
*they all race to the sugar room*
Ryou: Hm...Everything seems to be in order...
*the door slams shut and the lights go out*
Everybody: WHAT...?!?!?!?!?!?! OoO
*a billowing white figure appears, hovering in mid-air*
???: *talking in a creepy voice* Evil writers...
Everybody: Huh?
Tanner: *whispering* I know that voice...!
???: ...who dare...torture...their muses...
Writers with muses: Uuuuuuuh...
Robert: I'm innocent! I have no muse!
Lamoo: Yeah, what about the rest of us with no muses?!
???: *stops talking in a creepy voice* Uh... *creepy-voice mode* Never mind...You will all...suffer...the same fate...anywayz...
Everybody: "Anywayz"? ^_~;;
???: For...I...am...
Tanner: Goin' down!!!!!! ^o^() *flips a switch*
???: *starts spinning around and around at high speed* AAAAA-AAA-AAAA-AA-A-AAAA-AAAA-AAAA-A-A-AA-H!!!!!!
*lights come on*
???: Gee-ee-et m-mee-e dow-wn-n!!!
Tanner: *flips the switch again*
???: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----OOMPH!!! *flies through the air and lands in a pile of sugar*
Raven: Well, that went well. -.-;;
Van: But I don't get it! How'd he hang in the air like that?
Mel: *talking like Velma Dinkley* Easy, Van. Our culprit here suspended himself from the blades of that electric fan! *points to the ceiling fan*
Raven: Yeah? Well, who is the dude?
Karl & O'Connell: *puff themselves up* Allow us!!!!
*they both stand beside the "ghost"*
???: Mmf...?
Karl: Presenting the culprit...
O'Connell: ...who so foolishly thought he could scare us...!
*silence*
Nikita: *yawn*
Ryou: I want to play Duel Monsters...
Mel: Hey, I'll be your opponent! But I really stink, so don't expect a fun battle.
*they both start to leave...*
Karl: Hey...! Wait!
O'Connell: We haven't unveiled the interloper yet!
Everybody: So get on with it!!!!!! ToT;;
Karl & O'Connell: *pull the bedsheet off the guy to reveal...*
Tanner: Kuronue!
Everybody: Kuronue! *pause* Who's he...?
Tanner: My new muse!
Kuronue: Yeah! I warn ya, you better not mess with me, or Tanner'll...
Tanner: Or I shall skin you alive, Kuronue. :-p
Kuronue: ^-^ Yes, or you shall skin me...*turns pale* Uuuuuuuuuh... ._.'
Everybody: *picks up Kuronue and carries him back into the control room*
Kuronue: He-hey...!!!! Pumme down! X-O
*they all carry him to the trapdoor*
Ryou: Three...two...one...!
Everybody: Let it riiiiiiiip!!!!! XD
*down in the rec room*
Harry: *still knocked out*
Loki: Oh nooooo...They're gonna release the...tyrantine licker...
Muses: What's a tyrantine licker?
Loki: That's just what we call it... *closes his eyes and whispers* It's a thing that looks like a man with no skin...It has a huge tongue and crawls up walls and... *shudders*
On the screen: *what looks like a human corpse twitches*
Loki: *hears the creature grunt* It's coming...
Kuronue: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA----
*whump!*
Muses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Kuronue: Hang on! It's me! 'OoOi!i
Muses: Who are you?!?!?!
Kuronue: I'm a muse, just like you!
*movie sops*
Voice over the intercom: Welcome, Kuronue and all the other muses, to the dreaded Rec Room, where we guarantee you'll be turned into a real wreck after watching Resident Evil...
Loki: You can say that again...
VotI: ...Child's Play...
Kai: Is that supposed to be bad?
Kali: Three guesses. T_T
VotI: ...Ghost Ship...
Tala: The horror!!!!!!
VotI: And all the other scary movies we can possibly think of... ^_^
Kuronue: *gets strapped into his chair* Hey! *struggles* Lemme outta here!!!
VotI: Have a nice day! ^^;\\//
*movie starts right smack at the scene where the licker leaps for the actors*
Muses: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end for now!!! XD
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A/N: OK, that's a wrap! ^_^
Replies:
Xgirl141: Yeah...Self-esteem is currently...Ida know, between here and there, I guess...I like your fic a lot. It's cool. Trying to stay on top ain't easy for me, but I'm trying! ^_^
Seighart: Lol, short review. I see you have a tutor too. I hope he/she isn't as bad as MBC! XD I get tutored in Math. And it isn't exactly private...I have a tutor-mate, and boy, is he evil! XD
TMT, Kai: Uh...TMT, calm down, girl! If you rip Kai into bits, you won't have anybody to love! ^_^;; Uh...What should I do...*twiddles thumbs helplessly* Uh...Hang in there, Kai! I'll think of something...soon...I hope... .
Fart/Sucky/Die: Pippin will take over the world? And I care, why? ^_~ This fic has nothing to do with LotR, anyway. Beat it, but I'll use the flame...*grins evilly in Harry's direction*
Wolfpup7, Kuronue: Lol, good luck in school. ^_^ It isn't very easy for us...Tests almost everyday on everything from linear angles to car bombings in Turkey. Evil art the greater forms of the human species... XD J/K. Lol, Kuronue was introduced here, if not, briefly. Hope I portrayed him well.
IceDragon, Kali, Chaos: Yeah, I also find it a bit hard to believe that Kali has been reincarnated in Ice's body...No, no offense meant, but it makes me wonder how you all get along...Here's some pocky & candy! And it's great that the evilness of writer's block is gooooooonnneee...XD Looking forward to the next update! ^_^
My life is quite well...But http:zoidsevo.unidc.net has been whipped back to its primordial state due to an accident...In other words...WE HAVE TO GET OUR POSTS BACK TO THE ORIGINAL COUNT!!!!! X-O
Here's something nice!: You can write your name in hieroglyphics there! Just look for the translator page. ^_^ It takes VERY long time to load, though, so maybe you should check it out only when you have the time...