"WHO LET THE SCREWTS OUT"
Filk to "Who Let The Dogs Out" by the Baha Men

"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *ouch!* *zap* *kkcct*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *aaah!! *brrzz* *zzt*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *Mommy!* *eeargh!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *crunch* *click* *ahhh!*

Well his class was nice when it wasn't hurting *ooowww!*
And nobody really wanted to be late *aaaauuugggh!*
Until the one day in September *clickity click*
He brought out a giant crate!
And the class is yelling:

"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *crackle* *zzztt* *yuck!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *eeee!* *zap* *owie!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *snap* *kckck!* noo!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *bzzz* *smack* *Mommy!*

Skeeter she finds all the screwt-loving kinds
"Get back Rita, you cheat-a, get back!" says Harry for Hagrid.
*bang thump crack break*
"Er, maybe they DON'T hibernate..."

Well, Harry said he should not get angry *eeeaargh!*
But then Hagrid claimed they were okay *snap* *zzztt*
They started killing off each other *click* *zwing*
Take them for a walk, and you'll fall away!
And the class is shouting:

"Who Let The Screwts Out?" *zzzrrt* *kckckl*
"Who Let The Screwts Out?" *ewieee!!* *ouch!!*
"Who Let The Screwts Out?" *aaahh!* *yuck!* *eee!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *crunch* *Mommy!* *noo!*

"Eurgh!"
My screwts are nothing more than a new creature
"Only just hatched! Thought we'd make a make a bit of a project of it!"
Although I have messed up my records as a teacher
"And why would we want to raise them?"

"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *bzz* *click* *zwing*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *snap* *zzzztt* *Mommy!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *aahh!* *click* *crunch*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *kckckk* *smack* *eee!*

Skeeter she finds all the screwt-loving kinds
"Get back Rita, you cheat-a, get back!" says Harry to Hagrid.
*bang thump crack break*
"Er, maybe they DON'T hibernate..."

I've been in class, and I guess the only way to pass
I've got to get the leash around this guy but he has no head
Ahh! Getting dragged round the grounds, just how are these guys fed
Well, Hagrid's okay but these screwts are not
If these are illegal will he get caught
I suppose if I move the leash away from the tail
This class I won't have to ever fail...
Now, he's pulling kind of tight towards that other guy
So I guess I'll just " aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!! *bump*

"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *smash* *eaurgh!* *zzztt*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *snap* *click* *aaahhh!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *zwing* *crash* *kckck*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *Mommy!* *noooo!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *bzzz* *smack* *eeee!*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *bang* *thump* *crash*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *whoa!* *zap* *ouch*
"Who Let the Screwts Out?" *aaaugghh!* *Mommy!*