a/n: Sorry for the ultra-long wait! MS Word wasn't working at all...Something has been wrong with it lately; I'm sorry. It's still VERY slow, so the updates won't come as quickly as they did last summer...I'll try to get it fixed soon.
This chappie is rated PG-13 for mild violence.
Chapt. 20 (?): Bit's a Magician, just who is the mysterious voice over the intercom...?, ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!! (Sorta...)
(Flashback: Last chappie, Res. Evil ended, Part of Ghost Ship was shown to the muses, and Bit found a paper clip in his ear!)
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*let's continue...*
Everybody: *gawks at the paper clip*
Bit: It's so shiny... ^-^;; *holds the paper clip up to his nose and gets cross-eyed just staring at it* Smells funny, though...
Nikita: *recovers* Um, Bit, in case you haven't noticed, that just came from your ear. -.-;;
Bit: *confused* So what...? ^_~;; Isn't it awesome?! Things come out of my ears! ^o^() *sticks his pinky inside his other ear and pulls out a ball of goo* Look! Slime!!! XD
Blackie: O_O That's earwax!!!! *grabs a baseball bat and whacks the earwax ball out of Bit's hand*
Bit: Hey!!! _ Give that back!!!
Blackie: *whacking and squishing the earwax repeatedly with the bat* It must diiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!! O
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*rec room*
Kai: *yawns* So...boooooorrrrriiiiiiinnngggg... u.u;;
Loki: Is that ship the Titanic?
Kai: No, dummy. If it were, we'd all be asleep by now.
Loki: But that's an awesome movie! ^.^ Especially that song... *starts singing softly* Eeeeeevery night in my dreams...I see you...I feeeeeeel yooooouuu... ^o^
Muses & Champs: O_O .......... ^.^;;
Mary: You...you have a nice voice, Loki! ^.^()
CW: I must say, I agree with the brat...
Kuronue: What d'you expect? Loki is part-nightingale! XD
Harry: *muttering* Hmph, of course, my voice is better! M_M;;
Kali: That' not possi—Hey! Look at the movie!
On the screen: *a lady sees a little girl in a party dress standing on deck*
Little girl: *screams and runs*
Lady: Wait! What're ya doing here?! Come back!!! *tries to pursue the girl*
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*control room*
Lamoo: *sighs* Loki has an awesome voice... ^-^;;
Blackie: I'll say... *tosses the bat aside and collapses in a chair* Finally...It's dead...! *left eye twitches a bit* XD
Everybody else: OO;; *turns around slowly and sees a small earwax pancake on the floor; turns back to look at Blackie*
Blackie: ...What...?! ^.~;;
Bit: Hmm...Lemme see what else I can dig up... *pokes his finger into his left ear and pulls out...*
Icey: A...A coffee machine?!?!?! O.O!
Brad: *looks at the coffee machine & swallows hard* Err...Even I wouldn't drink the coffee from that, that's for sure! o_O;;
Bit: Neato! ^o^
Robert: Um, Bit...You shouldn't do that... O_O
Toros: Yes... O_O *whispers* Just thinkof what would happen if I were to lose the best warrior on my team! $_$
Bit: *ignores Robert & Toros and tries the other ear* A watch...?
Maelgwyn: What the...?! So that's where it went!!!
Vega: That is so COOL! ^O^ Hey, hey, try the other one again!
Bit: *pulls something else from his left ear* A wallet...
Toros and Brad: *unanimously* I want that!!!!!! $o$ *pounce on the wallet and get into a dust cloud fight*
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*rec room*
OTS: *the lady has found the girl and is talking to her*
Lady: You're...You're a ghost...
Girl: Yes... *sighs* I know... u_u;;
Harry: *sighs* Boring, boring...Such cheap movies bore me greatly... -_-
Kuronue: *shrieks* OMIGOSH!!!!!
Harry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! OoO *hair stands on end*
Kuronue: Gotcha!!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!! XD XD XD
*another shriek, but this time, it comes from the screen*
Muses & Champs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *look at the screen and see blood appearing on the ceiling of the room in the movie* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!
OTS:
Little girl: *screaming* I shouldn't have told you! No! He's coming!!!
Lady: What?! Who's coming?! Just stay calm now...
Little girl: *disappears suddenly*
Lady: *looks up at the ceiling, but the blood has vanished*
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*control room*
O'Connell: Hey, hey, hey! Break it up, gentlemen! *tries to separate Brad & Toros, but gets punched into a chair* Darn...
Seighart: This is starting to get a bit scary... O_o
Toros: *has a tight grip on the wallet* It's mine! I'm older!!!
Brad: Well, I'm younger, you old fart!!! *pulls hard on the wallet*
Toros: *loses his grip and falls over* Why, you...you...!!!!! :-O *body-slams Brad*
Nikita: Attaboy, Toros! Give 'im an F-U!!!
Robert: No! Choke-slam him first!!!
Maelgwyn: Then send him on a Last Ride!!!
Brad: HAAAAAAAA!!!!! XD *gets Toros into a pin position*
Everyone else: One...two...!!!
Toros: *ROAR!!!!!!* *breaks free and sticks tongue out at Brad* Nah-nah, nah-nah-nah! XP
Leena: Yaaaaaaaaay, daaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!! ^O^()
Bit: Doc, you rock!!!! ^_^\\//
Ryou: Look! Brad's getting--
Brad: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!! *tackles Toros by the legs*
Ryou: --up... ._.;;
Toros: Lemme go!!!! *shakes his leg around*
Brad: RARGH!!!! *bites Toros' leg*
*unknown to everyone, a camera in the room aims at Toros & Brad...*
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*unknown room*
Mystery person: Heh-heh-heh... :-P Time to switch circuits... *clicks on a few keys...*
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*rec room*
OTS: *the lady who was singing in part 1 beckons seductively to an actor*
Loki: Um...OK, I'm startin' to have a bad feeling about this lady...
Kali: Doesn't seem so attractive now, does she, Loki? XD
Loki: *shakes head* Uh-uh...
*all of a sudden, the screen flickers and changes*
CW: What...? What happened?!
*the new image gradually clears*
Muses: .................... O.O
Kai: I-is that Toros?!
Kuronue: Holy macaroni! He's wrestling Brad!
Voice over the intercom: Feast yer eyes on this piece of live entertainment! ^_^ Dear Dr. Toros and Brad the Coffee Maniac're fighting over a wallet! *laughs evilly*
Harry: *screams* Who the heck're you?!
VotI: *angry* Ya got somethin' ta say 'bout it?!?!?!?!?!
Harry: *cowers* N-n-nooooo... ._.
VotI: Good.
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*control room*
Toros: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shakes his leg around wildly and hops around the room* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!! GETTIM OFFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! O
Leena: LET GO OF MY DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! TvvvT# *jumps on top of Brad and tries to strangle Brad with his necklace*
Brad: Gwak--!!! O_. *lets go and stumbles back with Leena still choking him* No...! *falls backwards*
Leena: AH!!! OoO *falls on top of Chaos*
Chaos: Leena... *mimes rolling up sleeves and glares* T.T;;
Leena: .......... O_O
Chaos: *grabs a mackerel out of thin air and takes a swipe at Leena*
Leena: *ducks, and the mackerel hits Sanders instead*
Sanders: *now has a mackerel-shaped mark on the side of his face* HEY! THAT HURT!!!!! ToT# *tries to hit Chaos, but swings around too much and punches Raven instead*
Raven: *thinks it was Van who hit him* VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *clonks Van on the head*
Van: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!! *clonks Raven back*
Icey and Blackie: *grab hold of either of the boys and try to pull them apart*
Icey: Hey! Quit it!
Blackie: Ceasefire, ceasefire!!!!
Mel: *jumping up and down and waving her arms* Armistice, armistice!!!!
Vega: Hmm...This is actually kind of fun... ^^
*gets hit by an eraser*
Vega: *looks so mad I can't put it down in smileys* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *grabs a random chair and goes on a tantrum*
Nikita: Um... O_O Free for all!!!!!! ^o^() *jumps into the fray*
Remaining chars & author/esses: *look at each other, shrug, and just cheer the brawl on*
*unknown room*
VotI Dude: This is priceless! *chuckles evilly and rubs his hands together* Soon I shall be rich...And I will dominate—
Another guy: *tied up in a corner* *wakes up* What the...What just happened...? -_~;;
*everything slowly comes into focus*
AG: You...! O.O You're the guy who broke in here and tied me up!!!!
VotI Dude: *turns around slowly* Huh?
AG: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TOT *lets out a blood-curdling shriek and body-slams the dude who was the VotI*
*they collide against the door and it cracks open* *the two of them crash into...*
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*control room*
Everybody: *freezes and looks at the 2 newcomers*
Seighart: ...Kuja...?! O.O
Everybody else: *gapes at the VotI dude* Palta?!
VotI Dude/Palta: *stands up and brushes self off, then notices the huge crowd glaring at him* Oh noooooooo... ._.U
Seighart: *unties Kuja*
Kuja: *points accusingly at Palta* This weirdo broke into the voice-over-whateveryacallit room, cracked me over the head, and tied me up!!!!!!
Everyone else: *astonished gasps* *glare at Palta*
Kuja: He also planned to tape you guys and use the videos for blackmail!
*more gasps, definitely more death glares*
Palta: *backs away uneasily* 'Ulp...! o.oU
Seighart: *growls* It's not nice to pummel someone else's muses...
Sharra: Particularly if that "someone else" is an authoress... :-P
Chaos: *unsheathes his claws* What say we maim him terribly, eh? *evil grin*
Lamoo: Say your prayers, Mister Palta!
Chaos: Not that it'll help him in any way, of course!
*everyone advances on Palta...*
Palta: *falls to his knees and clasps his hands* *starts muttering a prayer and pleading*
Stoller: STOP!!!!
Everyone else: *turns around to look at him* ^_~;;
Leena: What's the big idea, man?! T_T#
Brad: Are you outta yer wits?! He was planning to blackmail us!!!
Stoller: Still, he hasn't actually done any damage...
Mel: Yeah?! Tell that to th'door! ToT# *points to the broken-down door*
Stoller: I meant damage to any of us...
Mel: Oh...
Stoller: Listen: sure, Palta's a bad guy...He doesn't play fair in Zoid battles, gossips behind the backs of every other BDG member, and has almost killed the Blitz Team a few times! But he doesn't actually deserved to be decapitated with a blunt axe or have his butt chewed off by rabid squirrels!
EE: *blinks incredulously*
Palta: *gulps*
Stoller: ...In case that's what you're planning, I mean.
Toros: *whistles innocently and hides a blunt axe behind his back*
Raven: What're ya getting at...? ^_~
Stoller: I mean that he should be punished, but his punishment shouldn't be so severe! Let's just sentence him to a month of cleaning out the toilets or something.
Palta: Huh?! O.~U
Ryou: *looking at the rec room through one of the windows* Heh-heh...There's still a few vacant seats... *wink*
Everybody else: Hmmmmm... *nods and starts smiling evilly*
Palta: *nervous sweatdrop* Oh nooooo...
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*a few seconds later...*
*rec room*
*movie stops suddenly*
Kuja: *speaking over the intercom* We interrupt this movie—
Muses & Champs: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! ^O^()
Kuja: *continuing* ----for a few seconds—
Muses & Champs: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! O#
Kuja: ----as we have forgotten someone...
*trapdoor opens in the ceiling*
Palta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—OUMPF!!! *lands in a seat and automatically gets strapped to it*
Kuja: *smirking at Palta through the trapdoor* See ya in a while, sucka! XD
*trapdoor slides shut*
*intercom crackles*
Kuja: Let's continue, shall we? ^_^;;
M & C: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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A/n: That's all for now! ^_^ Complaints, comments? Thought it was too violent for PG-13, or that it just plain sucked? BTW, flames are now welcome!!!! ^^ *mutters something about a Champ BBQ and snickers evilly*
Replies:
nintendestined64: CN still hasn't showed Fuzors...And they cancelled Yu-Gi-Oh! o They didn't even show who won in the DDM game between Duke & Yami...But Yami won, right? XD
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Seig, Dracunis, Tala: Well, Seig, I got Kuja in, just as you requested. Thanks for the candy! ^_^\\//
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Killua Bakura/TMT & Kai: Changed your penname, I see...Aw...Thanks for the plushie! ^-^ *hugs the plushie* Kaaaaaawaaaaaaaiiiiii...!!! XD Hey, Kai, did you ever notice that your name sounds a bit like the word "kawaii"? XD XD XD
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Dead Parrot: Well, I've already updated. I'm being hard on Sandy, amn't (made that word up myself) I? Don't worry, I'll see that he comes through in the end... ^^
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Wolfpup: I know how it feels to have freaky climate...Like: in one part of the city, it's raining, while in another part, the sun is shining...Freaky... O_o;; Thanks for the treats! ^-^
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Xgirl141: My last review to your fic got butchered again...I gave you candy and chocolate in that one, too. _ Darnit...I wonder why ff.net does that...Anyway, I got freaked out by the preview article of Silent Hill, too...Scary spec-FX...I'm not gonna play it until I'm grown-up and fearless! XD
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Wiggle Lizard: *chuckles at the name* Yeah, it does sound funny. ^^;; Megan Cook Megan Cook Megan Cook...And it seems to come out as "Cook Megan" in the end... XD
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Maelgwyn: Chainsaws're evil. Gotta love 'em! ^_^ *hugs a rusty chainsaw* My first cyber-chainsaw...! XD Anyway, glad you're back! ^^
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Aaaaaaaaaand...As a sort of apology, here you all go! ^o^ *tosses out chocolate and cookies to everyone* Thank you!