"PRETTY FLY (FOR THE BAD GUY)"
Filk to "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly for the bad guy
(Win-gar-di-i-um Lev-i-o-sah!)
You know it's kinda hard just to catch the Snitch today?
He's got skill but Harry just snatches it away.
Walks around with a stupid scar on his head,
Thanks a lot Potter, now his father's boss has fled!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly (for the bad guy!) BR
Well, some of you argue that he's really mean,
Have you heard the situations he's been in?
Harry's got this idea of stardom with his friends,
That Weasel and Mudblood are gonna find sticky ends!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!
Now he's going to Potions, he's going to class,
That stupid Longbottom is never gonna pass.
Snape is the teacher, never picks on him
Even though Crabbe and Goyle are um, pretty dim!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
Win-gar-di-i-um Lev-i-o-sah!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Get out your books and broom and
Bring out your ink and quills and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!
Filk to "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by Offspring
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly for the bad guy
(Win-gar-di-i-um Lev-i-o-sah!)
You know it's kinda hard just to catch the Snitch today?
He's got skill but Harry just snatches it away.
Walks around with a stupid scar on his head,
Thanks a lot Potter, now his father's boss has fled!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
And all the witches say I'm pretty fly (for the bad guy!) BR
Well, some of you argue that he's really mean,
Have you heard the situations he's been in?
Harry's got this idea of stardom with his friends,
That Weasel and Mudblood are gonna find sticky ends!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!
Now he's going to Potions, he's going to class,
That stupid Longbottom is never gonna pass.
Snape is the teacher, never picks on him
Even though Crabbe and Goyle are um, pretty dim!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
(Draco is a hottie) Uh Huh, Uh Huh!
Win-gar-di-i-um Lev-i-o-sah!
So don't be cruel, he's not a fool,
Draco is the hottest guy in school.
Yo Slytherin, it's the house he's in.
Playing Quidditch, playing Quidditch!
With that big bad broom
Through the sky he'll zoom
With him the Quidditch team will try to win
Take out your wand and robes and
Get out your books and broom and
Bring out your ink and quills and
Hey Hey! Do that magic thing!