"VOLDY WENT DOWN TO HOGWARTS"

Filk to "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels

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Voldy went down to Hogwarts

He was looking for a kid to get

He was in a mess 'cause he was under stress

And he was willing to make a bet

When he came across this young man

Sitting on a broom way up in the sky

Voldy took a stroll up to a Quidditch goal

And said, "Boy, do give me a try.

Well, I guess you didn't know it

But I'm a Quidditch player too.

And if you'd care to take a dare

I'll make a bet with you.

Now, you play pretty good Seeker, boy,

But give the Dark Lord his due

I bet a broom of gold against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you."

The boy said, "My name's Harry,

And it'll make Albus mad,

But I'll take your bet - you're gonna regret

'Cause I'm the best he's ever had."

Harry, polish up your broom and go to get the Snitch

'Cause hell's broke loose in Hogwarts

And the Dark Lord's on the pitch

If you win you'll get this shiny broomstick made of gold

But if you lose, then Voldy gets your soul!

Voldy made his broom appear

And said, "Let's play Quidditch!"

Fire flew from his fingertips

As he released the Snitch

First he did a loop-the-loop

A corkscrew turn, and then

He stalled for but two seconds

And caught the Snitch in ten.

When he returned, Harry said,

"Well, you're pretty good, old son!

But rest your feet and take a seat

As I show you how it's done!"

All the students run to come and see

Voldy in the school of wizardry

Dark Lord right there on the Quidditch pitch

But Harry in a blink has caught the Snitch!

Then Voldy bowed his head

Because he knew that he'd been beat

And he laid that golden broomstick

On the ground at Harry's feet.

Harry said, "Voldy, just come on back

If you ever want to try it again

I done told you once, you son of a witch,

I'm the best there's ever been!!"

All the students run to come and see

Voldy in the school of wizardry

Dark Lord right there on the Quidditch pitch

But Harry in a blink has caught the Snitch!