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Just a few seconds later Louise the Sheep ambled back out of the undergrowth.

"It's too prickly to go through there. So I'm coming back to torment you."

"Wonderful."

Me: Stop being sarcastic Legolas.

"I keep telling you, I'm Aragorn!"

Me: …No you don't.

"Well, there was that time you called me an elf!"

Me: And I told you then, that was just because elf sounded better in that sentence.

"So why did you call me Legolas just then?"

Me: *shrugs* Felt like it.

"Oh. Alright then…"

Me: Good. Now, go away Louise the Sheep.

"Aww, why?"

Me: I don't need you at the moment and you're holding up my story.

Louise the Sheep stalked away into the woods, muttering angrily to herself. Legolas turned and beamed in the general direction of the author.

"Thank you."

Me: You're welcome.

Now that the sheep was gone, Legolas walked confidently in front of Aragorn, no longer afraid that she was just around the corner…bush. In fact, he was walking ahead so confidently and brightly that he completely failed to notice the whacking great hole in the middle of the path. Even more surprisingly, neither did Aragorn who was some metres behind. Thankfully, the hole wasn't too deep, just deep enough to make sure they couldn't climb out.

"Aragorn, we're stuck."

"I noticed."

"Do you think it was Louise the Sheep?"

Me: It wasn't her. It's just a plot device.

"That's a relief."

"To you maybe, but in the meantime we're still stuck in a hole with no way to get out."

"At least the sheep can't get us."

"Unless she comes wandering along and falls in the hole too. Then we'd all be stuck together."

"AAAARGH! LEMME OUT! HEEEELP!!!"

As Legolas panicked, Aragorn sighed.

"Legolas, if you'd just calm down I think I can get us out of here."

"Really?"

"Yup."

 "Ok then." True to his word, Legs stopped panicking, and instead looked expectantly at his friend.

"Right Legolas, I'll give you a boost so you can climb out, then you pull me up, ok?"

Five minutes later, they were sat on the grass by the hole.

"Now what?"

"Heck, it's your turn for the plan!"

"What do we need a plan for?"

"…I don't know!"

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Review replies from me...

c-marabini - I have to apologise to Legs about putting Louise the Sheep in...however, it does make good bargaining. In Louise (my friend who the sheep is based on) annoys me I warn her I'll kill her character. Works every time :D

Dreamality - Glad you liked it! Trust me, Legs gets plenty of love...what do you think he's doing in between chapters? Lol, kidding. Unfortunately.

Aragorn replies...

c-marabini - I am indeed the king! And king I shall stay. I'm worth two of that elf...right?

Dreamality - Believe me, you don't want to get Arwen mad. It's not a pretty sight. Erm, I mean it's the most beautiful sight I've ever seen!

Legolas replies...

c-marabini - Don't worry, I never listen to Aragorn when he starts showing off anyway.

Dreamality - Of course you're my dearest (after all, how many other people call Dreamality have you ever met?) But please don't squeal too loud, it hurts my ears. Thank you for promising to complain to Louise the Sheep. If you met her, you would truly understand how scary she is.

Louise the Sheep replies...

c-marabini - Thanks!! I'm loving this fame my mate Luce is giving me... I hope you had fun reading her fics and be warned! If you hear the sound of distant baa'ing, lock all your doors and windows... {Louise the Sheep is Coming}

Dreamality - Legolas gets no love because he gets enough already in like all his fan mail and crap... So me, being a evil sheep as I am, thought that he needed some one to take the pee out of him for once since all he

ever gets is llluuuurrrrvveee 8-) Thanks for your support in the evil sheep campaign{Louise the Sheep is coming}