A/N: To all my lovely reviewers, so so sorry it took me this long to write a new chapter. You see, just after I posted the last one my computer broke, and it hasn't been ready to use until today. I assure you I will probably wear my fingers down to the bone typing this as fast a humanly possible.

Disclaimer: See every other chapter.

Me: You need a plan so you can work out why there is a big hole in the ground.

"Oh, yeah! I knew that!"

"Whatever Aragorn."

"If it weren't for me you'd be still panicking and running around the inside of the hole!"

"So?"

"Be thankful."

Me: Are you going to try and find out about the hole in the ground or not?

"Well, last time the monster kinda came to us. We may as well sit around and wait for it."

Me: Well…go looking for it anyway!

"Ok, ok keep your hair on."

They stood up and walked firmly away from the hole. They hadn't gone far when they spotted the makings of a whole new hole. They new at once that it was only the makings of one, because it was still being dug. Aragorn approached carefully, trying to get a better look at the guy with the spade.

"Hey, Aragorn, who is it?" Legolas yelled. Aragorn turned angrily to him.

"Legolas, what is it with you and alerting bad guys to our presence?"

"Sorry."

They turned back to the hole, from which the guy with the spade was staring at them in a puzzled way.

"Who are you?"

"We could ask you the same question. And why are you digging big holes?"

"I'm Spade Guy and I'm digging holes because I'm EVIL!"

"Legolas' sheep is more evil than you."


"Hey! a) She's not mine and b) she's more evil than anything! She's the devil in sheep's clothing or something!"

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."

"Are you forgetting about me? I'm EVIL!"

"Authoress, he's kinda weedy. Are you sure he's gonna last longer than a couple of chapters?"

Me: I'm sure.

Just then, the rather weedy Spade Guy transformed into a huge muscled Spade Guy.

"Aragorn, did you have to say that?"

"Trust me I'm wishing I hadn't."

"Not as much as you're going to."

"Aragorn?"

"Yes?"

"Can we run now?"

"That would probably be a good plan."

They set off as fast as they could move, leaving Spade Guy laughing behind them. In fact, they didn't stop running until they tripped over something suspiciously woolly.

"Ah, it's my favourite elf!"

"Help me, Aragorn!"

Unfortunately, Aragorn was far too busy laughing his head off at the expression on Legolas' face to be of any assistance.

"Aww, can't the elf deal with a little sheep on his own?"

"Aragorn!!!"

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My review replies…

Dreamality – Thanks :) Definitely better late than never…as I hope this chapter proves.

c-marabini – Thank you! The hole thing was kinda an after thought…had a bit of writers block.

Aragorn replies…

Dreamality – I'm not too worried about the sheep. Can't think why Legolas is so scared of her…

c-marabini – I suppose I must have gotten a bit rusty since I became king. At least it taught me to be more on my guard.

Legolas replies…

Dreamality – Don't worry, no harm's been done. To my ears anyway. I appreciate your help with the Sheep. But she doesn't tend to listen to many people…

c-marabini – Some habits are very good to keep. Thank you for the luck.

Louise the Sheep replies…

Dreamality – I'm sorry to disappoint you, but sheep usually fall over in a ball of furry sheep if some one nudges them, never mind though, I get the hint and will keep trying (like I have to it's so easy) to be mean to Legs.

c-marabini - Well, at least some one listens to my remarks apart from an over scared elf I like to called whitey (proper name Legolas). BAA BAA you have all been warned....!