I'm glad to know that at least some people found this humorous.

jen, dulaithlossword, Tegasus, Chelle86, Sandalphon, 8th, thank you guys so much for your reviews! I hope you continue to enjoy, and don't be afraid to send me ideas!

Note: Please remember that I would appreciate help with the Book of Proverbs. If you can think of anything like: Thou shalt not speak in fanfiction terms to the uninitiated for they will not perceive thy meaning. I would love it if you would send it to my email: melindoranightsilver@hotmail.com Thanks! Remember, if I don't receive any, it will take longer for the next chapter to appear!

Note2: I had too many ideas for one book, so there are two books of Exodus here.

The Book of Exodus (1)

And lo, as the TV season begins, so are the new episodes of our favorite shows delivered unto the viewers, who do revere and worship the TV.

And soon, does the new episodes send signals to the TV, to be used by the fanfic authors in pursuit of excellence in their writing What ifs? and also in their crossover What ifs?

And the fanfic authors do soon become worried at the number of fics that are written, for while writing many fics does surely lead to a higher plane of fanfic existence, the year is divided unto two: 8 months of plenty where there are new episodes, and then the 4 months of famine in which the viewers are forced to endure reruns.

The Book of Exodus (2)

And lo, as the new book enters print, so are the next parts of the series delivered unto the readers, who do revere and worship Harry Potter, Anita Blake, and others.

And soon, does the new book hit the bookstores, to be used by the Buffy fanfic authors in their pursuit of excellence in their writing crossover What ifs?

And the fanfic authors do soon become worried at the number of fics that are written, for while writing many fics does surely lead to a higher plane of fanfic existence, the year is divided unto two: the first week in which the new book is read and then reread, and is followed by the rest of the year of famine in which the readers are forced to wait for the new book.