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Chapter: 10: Tasuki and the 401 Thieves
MEOWTH: Hey there! I'm called Meowth! Mokona and Taiitsukun are off today so I'm here alone. Last time, Minako, Ranma and Fuu were given magical new powers, which they used to rescue Chichiri from the hands of the evil Aluminum Siren. Well on this chapter, the girls finally get to abuse their magical powers and then suffer the consequences........and the benefits. Well on with the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minako, Ranma, Fuu and Chichiri found themselves surrounded by hordes of bandits. They tried their powers but it was useless.
"They must have a sorcerror with them!" said Chichiri "My cards won't work either"
"Well, well, what do we have here?" said the man who seemed to be their leader. He had fiery red hair and you could faintly make out a fang sticking out of his mouth "seems you just lost the circus kids"
Then, all the bandits laughed out loud.
"I don't get it" said Minako "was that supposed to make us laugh? 'coz I really don't get it"
"Hey red! nice fan!" shouted Ranma "just a little more make-up and you can pass as a courtesan on the Moulin Rouge! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
"Is it me? or have their standards go way too high that I can't reach it" said Minako "OKAY!!!!!!!!!!1 enough corny jokes! we all know what this would lead to! let's just get it over with"
"What does this lead to miss Minako?" asked Fuu.
"let's see, we take all your belongings.." said the red-haired guy "then we get to take home the 3 of you yeah I can live with that now let us get it over with indeed" he smiled.
"No...." Minako said "I was thinking more of we get to kick your butts, take your money home, and the really cute ones, if any, with them hehe"
"Now your talking MY language blondie!" said Ranma
"don't call me that" Minako told Ranma.
"Can't we all just flip a coin and see who's conditions are met?" suggested Chichiri.
"Ok then" said Minako and the red-haired guy.
~moments later~
"Me and my big mouth!" said Tasuki as he was tied to a stick carried by 2 bandits. They were all captured, obviously, Minako lost the bet.
"I told you we should've kicked their asses when we had the chance" Ranma told Fuu. They were in a cage being carried by bandits. Minako on the other hand, was tied up and riding with the red-haired leader. Her mouth was covered.
They were brought to a fortress somewhere in the mountains. Ranma, Fuu and Chichiri wereall with the other bandits who began to have a little feast. "I saw some magic stickers on the way in" Chichiri said "they must be the reason why our powers won't work"
"Oh you mean those 'vote for Taitsukun for permanent narrator' stickers?" said Fuu
"Yup, those" said Chichiri
"I wonder where they took blondie" Ranma said.
~in another room~
"LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Minako.
"Shut up blondie!" said the Red Haired guy. He was now dressed in a different robe like the on e they use in..............oops! (what happens next will completely be told by the dialougues formal narration will be continued when conditions are suitable)
Minako: Hey hey!!!!!!!!!!! what are you doing!? i barely even know you!? well you are cute and I may have had dreams about this but.......Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red-Haired Bandit Leader: Ok if it would make you feel better, My name is Tasuki alright? Tasuki!
Minako: Yeah ok but where are the flowers? the candies? the midnight serenades? The white wedding? the doomed cruise ship? the car in the cargo hold? the part where we 'fly'? the part where I wear a diamond necklace and I tell you to draw me wearing this and only this???
Tasuki: You are weird! that's turning me off! maybe it is too soon! Oh God what am I saying?
Minako: Wow you're a bandit and you don't know anything about doing it? well ok i'll teach you first, untie me.
Tasuki:ok
Minako: then you rip their clothes off!!! like this hehe nice chest then,
Minako gets the ropes then ties Tasuki up. "Well i'm running on a tight schedule see ya!" said Minako as she scooted towards the door hitting the guards with the swinging doors "oops sorry didn't know you were there gota go rescue the others!" Minako said as she ran away.
"Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki. "huh? who are you?" a dark figure was standing in the window. Then... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki yelled.
Minako entered the room where the others were held captive and was surprised to find that all the men were sleeping.
"ok did I miss something?" Minako said.
"You sure did!" said Ranma "we kinda served them with wine, lots and lotsa wine! oh by the way, how'd it go with red-head?"
"Lets' just say he didn't have the balls for it hehe" Minako answered.
"We burned all the stickers! we can use our powers now!" Said Fuu
"Good!" said Minako.
"Not so fast slayers!" shouted a voice
"Hey that ain't Tasuki!" said Minako.
"LOOKOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki shouted. Suddenly Tasuki went flying towards them then hitting the wall instead. "Ouch!" Tasuki said.
The figure emerged with great power. Lightning was flowing out of it's cloaked body. It's head was hidden by a hood. "Give in to the dark side" it said.
"By all means Darth!" said Ranma.
"Fuu get us out of here!" Minako said seriously.
"Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki.
Fuu looked at Minako. "oh alright take him to!" Minako said.
Suddenly with a bunch of glowing thingies, Minako, Ranma, Fuu, Chichiri and Tasuki dissappeared.
MEOWTH: And so our happy little bunch of heroes escaped the wrath of the Darth Vadery/ Grim Reapery/ Ghost of Christmas Futurey figure which came out of nowhere what's going on? well you're about to find out on the next chapter! see you then!!
~*~*
A.N. I know this was supposed to be titled 'the Drunken Frat Party' but due to certain complications, A.K.A. The Lazy Bug, The schapter had to be resized to time with the author's batteries that's all! Ciao Ciao!!!!
Chapter: 10: Tasuki and the 401 Thieves
MEOWTH: Hey there! I'm called Meowth! Mokona and Taiitsukun are off today so I'm here alone. Last time, Minako, Ranma and Fuu were given magical new powers, which they used to rescue Chichiri from the hands of the evil Aluminum Siren. Well on this chapter, the girls finally get to abuse their magical powers and then suffer the consequences........and the benefits. Well on with the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Minako, Ranma, Fuu and Chichiri found themselves surrounded by hordes of bandits. They tried their powers but it was useless.
"They must have a sorcerror with them!" said Chichiri "My cards won't work either"
"Well, well, what do we have here?" said the man who seemed to be their leader. He had fiery red hair and you could faintly make out a fang sticking out of his mouth "seems you just lost the circus kids"
Then, all the bandits laughed out loud.
"I don't get it" said Minako "was that supposed to make us laugh? 'coz I really don't get it"
"Hey red! nice fan!" shouted Ranma "just a little more make-up and you can pass as a courtesan on the Moulin Rouge! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!"
"Is it me? or have their standards go way too high that I can't reach it" said Minako "OKAY!!!!!!!!!!1 enough corny jokes! we all know what this would lead to! let's just get it over with"
"What does this lead to miss Minako?" asked Fuu.
"let's see, we take all your belongings.." said the red-haired guy "then we get to take home the 3 of you yeah I can live with that now let us get it over with indeed" he smiled.
"No...." Minako said "I was thinking more of we get to kick your butts, take your money home, and the really cute ones, if any, with them hehe"
"Now your talking MY language blondie!" said Ranma
"don't call me that" Minako told Ranma.
"Can't we all just flip a coin and see who's conditions are met?" suggested Chichiri.
"Ok then" said Minako and the red-haired guy.
~moments later~
"Me and my big mouth!" said Tasuki as he was tied to a stick carried by 2 bandits. They were all captured, obviously, Minako lost the bet.
"I told you we should've kicked their asses when we had the chance" Ranma told Fuu. They were in a cage being carried by bandits. Minako on the other hand, was tied up and riding with the red-haired leader. Her mouth was covered.
They were brought to a fortress somewhere in the mountains. Ranma, Fuu and Chichiri wereall with the other bandits who began to have a little feast. "I saw some magic stickers on the way in" Chichiri said "they must be the reason why our powers won't work"
"Oh you mean those 'vote for Taitsukun for permanent narrator' stickers?" said Fuu
"Yup, those" said Chichiri
"I wonder where they took blondie" Ranma said.
~in another room~
"LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Minako.
"Shut up blondie!" said the Red Haired guy. He was now dressed in a different robe like the on e they use in..............oops! (what happens next will completely be told by the dialougues formal narration will be continued when conditions are suitable)
Minako: Hey hey!!!!!!!!!!! what are you doing!? i barely even know you!? well you are cute and I may have had dreams about this but.......Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red-Haired Bandit Leader: Ok if it would make you feel better, My name is Tasuki alright? Tasuki!
Minako: Yeah ok but where are the flowers? the candies? the midnight serenades? The white wedding? the doomed cruise ship? the car in the cargo hold? the part where we 'fly'? the part where I wear a diamond necklace and I tell you to draw me wearing this and only this???
Tasuki: You are weird! that's turning me off! maybe it is too soon! Oh God what am I saying?
Minako: Wow you're a bandit and you don't know anything about doing it? well ok i'll teach you first, untie me.
Tasuki:ok
Minako: then you rip their clothes off!!! like this hehe nice chest then,
Minako gets the ropes then ties Tasuki up. "Well i'm running on a tight schedule see ya!" said Minako as she scooted towards the door hitting the guards with the swinging doors "oops sorry didn't know you were there gota go rescue the others!" Minako said as she ran away.
"Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki. "huh? who are you?" a dark figure was standing in the window. Then... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki yelled.
Minako entered the room where the others were held captive and was surprised to find that all the men were sleeping.
"ok did I miss something?" Minako said.
"You sure did!" said Ranma "we kinda served them with wine, lots and lotsa wine! oh by the way, how'd it go with red-head?"
"Lets' just say he didn't have the balls for it hehe" Minako answered.
"We burned all the stickers! we can use our powers now!" Said Fuu
"Good!" said Minako.
"Not so fast slayers!" shouted a voice
"Hey that ain't Tasuki!" said Minako.
"LOOKOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tasuki shouted. Suddenly Tasuki went flying towards them then hitting the wall instead. "Ouch!" Tasuki said.
The figure emerged with great power. Lightning was flowing out of it's cloaked body. It's head was hidden by a hood. "Give in to the dark side" it said.
"By all means Darth!" said Ranma.
"Fuu get us out of here!" Minako said seriously.
"Take me with you!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki.
Fuu looked at Minako. "oh alright take him to!" Minako said.
Suddenly with a bunch of glowing thingies, Minako, Ranma, Fuu, Chichiri and Tasuki dissappeared.
MEOWTH: And so our happy little bunch of heroes escaped the wrath of the Darth Vadery/ Grim Reapery/ Ghost of Christmas Futurey figure which came out of nowhere what's going on? well you're about to find out on the next chapter! see you then!!
~*~*
A.N. I know this was supposed to be titled 'the Drunken Frat Party' but due to certain complications, A.K.A. The Lazy Bug, The schapter had to be resized to time with the author's batteries that's all! Ciao Ciao!!!!