A/N: Ok, so this one isn't as funny as the last ones, but I felt no Bible could be complete without the Ten Commandments, so here they are...
A/N2: I'm still in some slight need of help with the Proverbs section. I only need a few more to make it. You'll get total credit for your contribution. My email is melindoranightsilver@hotmail.com
Black Rose 9, Frogboy lives, NABELLETHEY, Chelle 86, Tiffany, Tegasus, LittleMissGothicChyld, Dr Gonzo, Crazy Green Person, thank you guys so much for your reviews!
Sandalphon, 8th, I know Joss isn't exactly god, but it worked for the purposes of this crazy little fic. Thanks for the review!
Matariel 9th, Umm, not sure if your review was meant to be a compliment or what, but whichever way you meant it I found it rather funny. It was very cleverly written.
Steve-O, no I didn't call Anya a waste of space. That particular insult could have been applied to Riley, Scott, or Parker. The line appeared in the bit about Buffy's boyfriends. And soon we shall be in rerun hell forever, *sniffle*.
Miss Kayle, thank you for your contribution. You'll be given total credit for it. Thanks!
The Ten Commandments of Fanfiction
1. Thou shall use a spellchecker.
2. Thou shall use correct grammar.
3. Thou shalt not plagiarize.
4. Thou shall keep the characters in cannon.
5. Thou shall post a disclaimer, lest ye be sued.
6. Thou shall warn thy readers of spoilers.
7. Thou shall post the correct rating.
8. Thou shalt not flame.
9. Thou shall offer constructive criticism.
10. Honor thy reviewers.