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Chapter 11:The Legend of The 9 Spheres
The cold mountain air rushed through an empty cave as Fuu, Minako, Ranma, Tasuki, Chichiri and Tamahome stood with querries circling their minds.
They arrived at the cave only to find a passed-out Tamahome lying at the base of the lake.
"Uh, four-eyes," Ranma said to Fuu "are you sure this is the right place?"
"Yes I am certain Ms. Ranma," Fuu said "I envisioned the place exactly the way it was"
Tamahome then began to take off his clothes.
"Uh what are you doing?" asked Minako
"The only way to find out what happened is if we swim to that island in the middle of the lake" answered Tama.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!???!?!?!? No way I'm swiming there!" exclaimed Tasuki
"SHHHHUUUUT UUUUP!" exclaimed Ranma as she hit him on the head with a pan.
"I didn't know you had a pan" said Minako.
"hehe me neither" said Ranma.
"I think you hit him too hard Ms. Ranma" Fuu said, pointing to Tasuki "he seems to be unconcious"
"I'll just carry him then" said Ranma as she flexed her female muscles.
"So you guys coming?" said Tamahome, topless...
'OoOoOoOoOhHhHhHhHhH!!! what a bea-U-Ti-Ful body!!!!!!' thought Minako, blood rushing through her nose.
Minako jumps rather skimpilly into the water with Tamahome....dirty thoughts rushing through her brain.
"Is it necessary for us to take our clothes off or is this a guy thing?" asked Ranma
"no not at all you can keep 'em on if you like" said Tamahome.
"Uh excuse me" interrupted Chichiri "I have a suggestion"
"Oh put a sock in it mask-boy" Ranma shouted as she carried Tasuki on her back and started to swim.
"ok" said Chichiri as he sat down watching at all 5 of them go swimming to the middle of the lake "three.....two.....one"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a collective scream was heard in the water as the five people, Minako, Fuu, Tamahome, Ranma and a now awake Tasuki saw something rise up the water.
Tasuki:"I'm on WAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!"
Ranma:"That's a huge-"
Fuu: "Jinkies!"
Minako: "This wasn't in the script!"
Tamahome: "EVERYBODY SWIIIIIIIIM!!!!!"
The five began to swim for their lives well four actually, Tasuki was still on Ranma's back.
A huge serpent-like animal rose from the waters.
"Hey I can stand up" said Fuu as she she stood up in the water.
"WATER! WATER! WATER!" screamed Tasuki as he held on to Ranma's.....ummm.....well......his hands wandered off........well here's what happened:
Ranma: "You...you....you.....you...YOU PERVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
Flash
BOOM
Flash
BANG
Flash
BOING
Tasuki went flying into the monsters mouth "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki as he found himself smack in the mouth of the serpent trying to hold the top of its mouth from closing in on him.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tasuki.
Tamahome: "He screams like a girl"
Ranma: "Are you sure that guy tried to do it with you?"
Minako: "Come to think of it I'm not really into effeminate men"
Fuu: "Aren't we supposed to save him?"
Tamahome: "Look! The monster just swallowed him!"
Minako: "Do we save him now?"
Ranma: "Look! it's choking!"
Fuu: "It looks like it's gonna...."
Everyone: "EEEEEEEEEWWWWW"
Minako: "Oh Look! he's alive!"
Ranma: "Why do I feel sorry for the monster?"
Tamahome: "Look the monster's wriggling!...oh wait it just died"
Ranma: "Look, the buffoon is celebrating"
Fuu: "So the monster is made of the water from the lake! that's why it became shallow all of a sudden"
Minako: "So now that it's dead it becomes water again?"
Fuu: "judging from that tidal wave heading straight for Mr. Bandit, yeah"
Ranma: "Look! he's screaming again"
Minako: "Here comes the wave"
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!"
Tamahome: "That's gotta hurt"
Minako: "Look he's screaming in the water"
Tamahome: "So anybody want to save that dude? I can do it at a cheap price"
Ranma: "Just throw him a stick or something"
Minako: "he looks like he's sinking now"
Ranma: "Oh alright I'll save him"
Ranma headed straight for the water and in a matter of minutes, a fainted Tasuki was lying on the floor in front of them.
"You guys think we should do mouth to mouth?" asked Ranma.
"Nah he seems fine anyway" said Minako
"He's passed out again" said Tamahome "Where'd you find this dude anyway"
"Long story..." said Minako
"Uh guys..." said Chichiri "...something tells me the palace and Jin-Po are gone"
"WHat is it Chichiri?" said Minako
"I found this letter on the ground with this little box"
"what does it say?
The Letter:
To the three heroes,
If you read this letter, this means you have successfully found your way back. You must now fullfill the prophecy and unlock the great goddess Almalexia by collecting the 9 spheres of Heaven. In this box is the first shpere. Make your way to Presea, the smith to the north. She will know what to do and where the others are.
p.s.
this the only way y'all can get back home
Ranma: "oh boy....9 spheres"
Minako: "this is gonna be one long fanfic........"
Chapter 11:The Legend of The 9 Spheres
The cold mountain air rushed through an empty cave as Fuu, Minako, Ranma, Tasuki, Chichiri and Tamahome stood with querries circling their minds.
They arrived at the cave only to find a passed-out Tamahome lying at the base of the lake.
"Uh, four-eyes," Ranma said to Fuu "are you sure this is the right place?"
"Yes I am certain Ms. Ranma," Fuu said "I envisioned the place exactly the way it was"
Tamahome then began to take off his clothes.
"Uh what are you doing?" asked Minako
"The only way to find out what happened is if we swim to that island in the middle of the lake" answered Tama.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!???!?!?!? No way I'm swiming there!" exclaimed Tasuki
"SHHHHUUUUT UUUUP!" exclaimed Ranma as she hit him on the head with a pan.
"I didn't know you had a pan" said Minako.
"hehe me neither" said Ranma.
"I think you hit him too hard Ms. Ranma" Fuu said, pointing to Tasuki "he seems to be unconcious"
"I'll just carry him then" said Ranma as she flexed her female muscles.
"So you guys coming?" said Tamahome, topless...
'OoOoOoOoOhHhHhHhHhH!!! what a bea-U-Ti-Ful body!!!!!!' thought Minako, blood rushing through her nose.
Minako jumps rather skimpilly into the water with Tamahome....dirty thoughts rushing through her brain.
"Is it necessary for us to take our clothes off or is this a guy thing?" asked Ranma
"no not at all you can keep 'em on if you like" said Tamahome.
"Uh excuse me" interrupted Chichiri "I have a suggestion"
"Oh put a sock in it mask-boy" Ranma shouted as she carried Tasuki on her back and started to swim.
"ok" said Chichiri as he sat down watching at all 5 of them go swimming to the middle of the lake "three.....two.....one"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" a collective scream was heard in the water as the five people, Minako, Fuu, Tamahome, Ranma and a now awake Tasuki saw something rise up the water.
Tasuki:"I'm on WAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!"
Ranma:"That's a huge-"
Fuu: "Jinkies!"
Minako: "This wasn't in the script!"
Tamahome: "EVERYBODY SWIIIIIIIIM!!!!!"
The five began to swim for their lives well four actually, Tasuki was still on Ranma's back.
A huge serpent-like animal rose from the waters.
"Hey I can stand up" said Fuu as she she stood up in the water.
"WATER! WATER! WATER!" screamed Tasuki as he held on to Ranma's.....ummm.....well......his hands wandered off........well here's what happened:
Ranma: "You...you....you.....you...YOU PERVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!"
Flash
BOOM
Flash
BANG
Flash
BOING
Tasuki went flying into the monsters mouth "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Tasuki as he found himself smack in the mouth of the serpent trying to hold the top of its mouth from closing in on him.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Tasuki.
Tamahome: "He screams like a girl"
Ranma: "Are you sure that guy tried to do it with you?"
Minako: "Come to think of it I'm not really into effeminate men"
Fuu: "Aren't we supposed to save him?"
Tamahome: "Look! The monster just swallowed him!"
Minako: "Do we save him now?"
Ranma: "Look! it's choking!"
Fuu: "It looks like it's gonna...."
Everyone: "EEEEEEEEEWWWWW"
Minako: "Oh Look! he's alive!"
Ranma: "Why do I feel sorry for the monster?"
Tamahome: "Look the monster's wriggling!...oh wait it just died"
Ranma: "Look, the buffoon is celebrating"
Fuu: "So the monster is made of the water from the lake! that's why it became shallow all of a sudden"
Minako: "So now that it's dead it becomes water again?"
Fuu: "judging from that tidal wave heading straight for Mr. Bandit, yeah"
Ranma: "Look! he's screaming again"
Minako: "Here comes the wave"
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!"
Tamahome: "That's gotta hurt"
Minako: "Look he's screaming in the water"
Tamahome: "So anybody want to save that dude? I can do it at a cheap price"
Ranma: "Just throw him a stick or something"
Minako: "he looks like he's sinking now"
Ranma: "Oh alright I'll save him"
Ranma headed straight for the water and in a matter of minutes, a fainted Tasuki was lying on the floor in front of them.
"You guys think we should do mouth to mouth?" asked Ranma.
"Nah he seems fine anyway" said Minako
"He's passed out again" said Tamahome "Where'd you find this dude anyway"
"Long story..." said Minako
"Uh guys..." said Chichiri "...something tells me the palace and Jin-Po are gone"
"WHat is it Chichiri?" said Minako
"I found this letter on the ground with this little box"
"what does it say?
The Letter:
To the three heroes,
If you read this letter, this means you have successfully found your way back. You must now fullfill the prophecy and unlock the great goddess Almalexia by collecting the 9 spheres of Heaven. In this box is the first shpere. Make your way to Presea, the smith to the north. She will know what to do and where the others are.
p.s.
this the only way y'all can get back home
Ranma: "oh boy....9 spheres"
Minako: "this is gonna be one long fanfic........"