A/N: I'm sorry that it took me forever to get this chapter out. And I'm
sorry, but I think it's worth it. Hope you like it!! Please forgive me???
Anada- Why thank you :D Hope you enjoy this next chapter too! Anne LeBeau- I completely and utterly agree...as you probably guessed from my story Iseult of the Snows- Funny...that's what my friends and family say about me.... Rogue Mystique- Nickleback, kicks serious booty! Sexi-Lexi-aka-Pepsi - Sorry I sat here reading these reviews for quite a while... Star-of-Chaos- I know, this is what they get! Hehe 4Rogue- Hope this is enough Remy for you, until he shows up in the movie :D
John walked into the kitchen and began to raid the fridge. "Tofu? Who the hell buys tofu??" John tossed the package of tofu over his back and into the garbage can. Which at the moment had huge flames that touched the ceiling coming out of it. "Hmph, take that you wanna-be meat substance." He scrunched his nose at the smell which is now throughout the entire kitchen. "Great now the kitchen smells like burnt tofu."
He walked away, leaving the fridge open, and out into the backyard. He looked on the porch and saw everyone standing out on the lawn. "What's is everyone looking at?" He walked over next to Logan.
Rogue just glanced over her shoulder at him. "Bobby's body is frozen and we can't figure ou' why."
'He nodded and then thought about what she said for more then just a second. "Wait....his body is frozen?"
Gambit shrugs, "Maybe he came down wit' a cold, hien?"
"Remy tha' ain't funny." Rogue smacked him playfully on the arm.
While John just stared at Remy, with a questioning look on his face. "Who are you?"
"Gambit ta my enemies, but Remy LeBeau ta friends. Ya can go ahead an' forget dat first one."
John just nodded at him, "Right... So, anyone want to explain to me why Bobby's body is laying on the ground dead...and...frozen."
Logan scratched his head, in confusion, "Yeah I still ain't to clear on what's goin' on either."
Gambit sighed, "It's like dis. I came 'ere lookin' fah Rogue, ta show 'er dat I ain't dead. An' I go upstairs 'cause I heard her voice an' when I get dere, I see dat foo' kissin' her, so I did exactly wha' any boyfriend would do....I attacked him... Well long story short, he goes flyin' out da window, and it turns out he wasn't kissin' mon chere, but some blue chick. So I come down stairs an' find mon amour out back. An' now we find dat da boy's body is frozen, fah reasons unknown."
John and Logan stared, knowing what happened, but still in disbelief that it happened. Finally after a few moments Logan grunted, and walked away grumbling about needing a beer. John watched him go then turned back to face Rogue and Gambit, "So...you two are going out now?"
"Dat's still, mon ami."
"Well it would'a been 'still', but someone hadda go an' fake their death. Not ta mention scarin' tha hell outta meh."
"I said I was sorry fah dat chere, not like I meant ta."
John played with his lighter, "I'm still confused..."
"I get da feelin' dat, dat's a constant state o' mind fah ya."
"Huh?" John just looked at him, and Gambit had to stifle a laugh, until Rogue elbowed him in the stomach.
"It's okay John, it's complex. Ah don't expect ya ta' get it." She sighed and looked back at Bobby's frozen body, "We still gotta figure out what ta' do wit' his body, ya' know."
"I say dat we jus' leave it 'ere. Not like anyone will know we did it."
Rogue turned to him, "'We'? Funny Ah don't remembah throwin' him outta window. An' we can't jus' leave him here, now there's a sight fah his parents ta come home ta."
Gambit just smiled, "Aw com'on chere, I doubt dey'd evah see it. Wouldn't da body melt by den?" Just then John's head shot up, at Remy's words. Gambit looked at him, a little confused and wary. "What? It somethin' I say?"
A malicious smile appeared on John's face, "I know what to do with the body." He started laughing in such a way that he made both Remy and Rogue nervous to just be near him. John opened up his lighter and a huge flame came from it, in the shape of a tiger. "I'll just melt it!!" He continued to laugh even louder at his idea. Rogue and Remy took a step back from the pyromaniac.
"Yeah...ya do dat mon ami."
"What? He can't do that!!"
Gambit looked at her, "Why not chere? It'd take care o' da body, no?" Rogue thought about it for a second and she had to agree, but she still thought it was wrong.
"No, Ah mean. Would ya want someone ta melt ya body Remy?"
"I wouldn't care chere, I mean Remy would be dead, no? So see, don't think da guy's gonna mind much what we do wit' his body."
She sighed, in defeat. Besides she knew there was no stopping John now, not when he had that look in his eyes. "Fine...melt his body..."John actually jumped for joy when she told him to go ahead. He made the tiger look like it roared and then John laughed as it pounced on Bobby. His tiger then took the form of people tap dancing on top of Bobby's spine. "I always wanted to do that to you! You over cautious ice-freak!! Hehe!"
Moments later all that was left of Bobby was a small puddle in the grass. Pryo stood there watching the last of the flames dying out, then he turned to Gambit and Rogue who had been standing there watching him the whole time in shock. "Can I do it again?" He asked with too much of a happy tone in his voice.
Gambit looked at him with an eyebrow raised. "Don't think ya can mon ami, ya sorta melted da only frozen body 'ere."
Just the Logan walked outside carrying his beer in hand, when he saw that Bobby's body was gone he looked at them in question. "Al'ight...what'd you do with it?"
John smiled at Logan, with pride beaming off of him. "I melted him!!"
Logan stared wide-eyed at him, "Ya what!?" John pointed to the puddle in the grass, his smile never leaving his face. Logan looked at the puddle as he finished off the last of his beer. "I don't believe it." He scratched his head, "Well...least the cajun seems better then him..."
"Seems? I resent dat! Remy be way better den him!"
"Hey have any of y'all thought 'bout what we're gonna tell people when they ask what happened ta' Bobby?"
They all stood there thinking, when Gambit spoke up. "Howzabout we jus' say dat he decided ta take a vacation?"
"Yeah! To Antarctica!" They stared at John in confusion, "What? Well isn't he all immune to the cold? I just figured he would go there...STOP STARING AT ME!!!" He held his lighter close and then started cuddling with it.
A/N: Okay I think that's going to be the end of it, because I can't think of where to go from there. But if you guys have any ideas just give them to me, and I'll see if I'll continue. Hope you enjoyed!!
Anada- Why thank you :D Hope you enjoy this next chapter too! Anne LeBeau- I completely and utterly agree...as you probably guessed from my story Iseult of the Snows- Funny...that's what my friends and family say about me.... Rogue Mystique- Nickleback, kicks serious booty! Sexi-Lexi-aka-Pepsi - Sorry I sat here reading these reviews for quite a while... Star-of-Chaos- I know, this is what they get! Hehe 4Rogue- Hope this is enough Remy for you, until he shows up in the movie :D
John walked into the kitchen and began to raid the fridge. "Tofu? Who the hell buys tofu??" John tossed the package of tofu over his back and into the garbage can. Which at the moment had huge flames that touched the ceiling coming out of it. "Hmph, take that you wanna-be meat substance." He scrunched his nose at the smell which is now throughout the entire kitchen. "Great now the kitchen smells like burnt tofu."
He walked away, leaving the fridge open, and out into the backyard. He looked on the porch and saw everyone standing out on the lawn. "What's is everyone looking at?" He walked over next to Logan.
Rogue just glanced over her shoulder at him. "Bobby's body is frozen and we can't figure ou' why."
'He nodded and then thought about what she said for more then just a second. "Wait....his body is frozen?"
Gambit shrugs, "Maybe he came down wit' a cold, hien?"
"Remy tha' ain't funny." Rogue smacked him playfully on the arm.
While John just stared at Remy, with a questioning look on his face. "Who are you?"
"Gambit ta my enemies, but Remy LeBeau ta friends. Ya can go ahead an' forget dat first one."
John just nodded at him, "Right... So, anyone want to explain to me why Bobby's body is laying on the ground dead...and...frozen."
Logan scratched his head, in confusion, "Yeah I still ain't to clear on what's goin' on either."
Gambit sighed, "It's like dis. I came 'ere lookin' fah Rogue, ta show 'er dat I ain't dead. An' I go upstairs 'cause I heard her voice an' when I get dere, I see dat foo' kissin' her, so I did exactly wha' any boyfriend would do....I attacked him... Well long story short, he goes flyin' out da window, and it turns out he wasn't kissin' mon chere, but some blue chick. So I come down stairs an' find mon amour out back. An' now we find dat da boy's body is frozen, fah reasons unknown."
John and Logan stared, knowing what happened, but still in disbelief that it happened. Finally after a few moments Logan grunted, and walked away grumbling about needing a beer. John watched him go then turned back to face Rogue and Gambit, "So...you two are going out now?"
"Dat's still, mon ami."
"Well it would'a been 'still', but someone hadda go an' fake their death. Not ta mention scarin' tha hell outta meh."
"I said I was sorry fah dat chere, not like I meant ta."
John played with his lighter, "I'm still confused..."
"I get da feelin' dat, dat's a constant state o' mind fah ya."
"Huh?" John just looked at him, and Gambit had to stifle a laugh, until Rogue elbowed him in the stomach.
"It's okay John, it's complex. Ah don't expect ya ta' get it." She sighed and looked back at Bobby's frozen body, "We still gotta figure out what ta' do wit' his body, ya' know."
"I say dat we jus' leave it 'ere. Not like anyone will know we did it."
Rogue turned to him, "'We'? Funny Ah don't remembah throwin' him outta window. An' we can't jus' leave him here, now there's a sight fah his parents ta come home ta."
Gambit just smiled, "Aw com'on chere, I doubt dey'd evah see it. Wouldn't da body melt by den?" Just then John's head shot up, at Remy's words. Gambit looked at him, a little confused and wary. "What? It somethin' I say?"
A malicious smile appeared on John's face, "I know what to do with the body." He started laughing in such a way that he made both Remy and Rogue nervous to just be near him. John opened up his lighter and a huge flame came from it, in the shape of a tiger. "I'll just melt it!!" He continued to laugh even louder at his idea. Rogue and Remy took a step back from the pyromaniac.
"Yeah...ya do dat mon ami."
"What? He can't do that!!"
Gambit looked at her, "Why not chere? It'd take care o' da body, no?" Rogue thought about it for a second and she had to agree, but she still thought it was wrong.
"No, Ah mean. Would ya want someone ta melt ya body Remy?"
"I wouldn't care chere, I mean Remy would be dead, no? So see, don't think da guy's gonna mind much what we do wit' his body."
She sighed, in defeat. Besides she knew there was no stopping John now, not when he had that look in his eyes. "Fine...melt his body..."John actually jumped for joy when she told him to go ahead. He made the tiger look like it roared and then John laughed as it pounced on Bobby. His tiger then took the form of people tap dancing on top of Bobby's spine. "I always wanted to do that to you! You over cautious ice-freak!! Hehe!"
Moments later all that was left of Bobby was a small puddle in the grass. Pryo stood there watching the last of the flames dying out, then he turned to Gambit and Rogue who had been standing there watching him the whole time in shock. "Can I do it again?" He asked with too much of a happy tone in his voice.
Gambit looked at him with an eyebrow raised. "Don't think ya can mon ami, ya sorta melted da only frozen body 'ere."
Just the Logan walked outside carrying his beer in hand, when he saw that Bobby's body was gone he looked at them in question. "Al'ight...what'd you do with it?"
John smiled at Logan, with pride beaming off of him. "I melted him!!"
Logan stared wide-eyed at him, "Ya what!?" John pointed to the puddle in the grass, his smile never leaving his face. Logan looked at the puddle as he finished off the last of his beer. "I don't believe it." He scratched his head, "Well...least the cajun seems better then him..."
"Seems? I resent dat! Remy be way better den him!"
"Hey have any of y'all thought 'bout what we're gonna tell people when they ask what happened ta' Bobby?"
They all stood there thinking, when Gambit spoke up. "Howzabout we jus' say dat he decided ta take a vacation?"
"Yeah! To Antarctica!" They stared at John in confusion, "What? Well isn't he all immune to the cold? I just figured he would go there...STOP STARING AT ME!!!" He held his lighter close and then started cuddling with it.
A/N: Okay I think that's going to be the end of it, because I can't think of where to go from there. But if you guys have any ideas just give them to me, and I'll see if I'll continue. Hope you enjoyed!!