AN: Hiya folks! I am sooooo sorry about not updating sooner!
It just took awhile to get some decent inspiration. Look
forward to review responses at the end!
Hating Sae
To the tune of Alcohol by the barenaked ladies
Sae is my permanent greatest enemy.
Sae is a party girl, no-ot me.
Sae-e alternative to acting like myself,
Because you'll steal what I want for myself.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
I'll throw her feet in a blender
and burn her at the stake.
I'll tie her to four horses and quarter her while she's awake.
Oh Sae, just seeing you, ma-akes me feel sick,
When it's another girl's guy you choose to pick.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
"Oh dear Momo,
Would you please forgive me?"
That is what I'd like to hear,
Before I laugh and give her poisoned beer.
I thought that Sae was the kind of girl I could be friends with.
I thought that being nice to her would help our relationship.
But now I know that she is, just a bitch
And she'll stop at nothing else
Than to make me mad and kill off what I love.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
"Well, would you please ignore
That you found Toji and I on the floor
Seeing how far we'd go?
Oh dear Momo,
Would you please forgive me? "
That is what I'd like to hear,
Before I laugh and give her poisoned beer.
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Well, how'wassat? I hope it was up to your standards.
Now it's time for: Reviewer corner!
Spooky Maho: Okay, now you're spookin' me out. Seriously, the
review scarred me emotionally and mentally. At the same time!!
I'll see if I can put more of your ideas in another songfic.
Haruka Minamino: So have I. Which is one of the reasons I
enjoy torturing Sae. She reminds me of so many... It's kinda sad
when you think about it. But, that doesn't change the fact that
Sae's a bitch and I'm gonna kill her.
Voodoodeath: Eh... I tried to incorporate both of your sides into
it. Sae wanting to be like her & the 'she just is
misunderstood' bit into this. Maybe you're right, but I'm
inclined to believe that she's just an ass****.
SameccyKTC: Good, I started cracking up when I wrote it. Hope
you enjoy this one too.
Tiger of Human: Tiger, tiger, tiger... *shakes head* I'm already
a step ahead of you. Come on! I bombed her, hacked her up with
a machete, pulled her heart out etc. and she didn't die?! I'm
the Soul_Mage! I can make her live in eternal agony if I want
to! Which I intend to do of course. Hey, invite me to the next
party! I shoved her feet in a blender, we can have bloody
marys!
Thank you all for reading my songfics!
You are welcome to read my other stuff!
(don't worry, even if you're not an FFFreak, Lostinemail.com is
pretty funny.) (or so I'm told)
It just took awhile to get some decent inspiration. Look
forward to review responses at the end!
Hating Sae
To the tune of Alcohol by the barenaked ladies
Sae is my permanent greatest enemy.
Sae is a party girl, no-ot me.
Sae-e alternative to acting like myself,
Because you'll steal what I want for myself.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
I'll throw her feet in a blender
and burn her at the stake.
I'll tie her to four horses and quarter her while she's awake.
Oh Sae, just seeing you, ma-akes me feel sick,
When it's another girl's guy you choose to pick.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
"Oh dear Momo,
Would you please forgive me?"
That is what I'd like to hear,
Before I laugh and give her poisoned beer.
I thought that Sae was the kind of girl I could be friends with.
I thought that being nice to her would help our relationship.
But now I know that she is, just a bitch
And she'll stop at nothing else
Than to make me mad and kill off what I love.
I hate Sae more, than I did the week before,
She started to copy me.
"Well, would you please ignore
That you found Toji and I on the floor
Seeing how far we'd go?
Oh dear Momo,
Would you please forgive me? "
That is what I'd like to hear,
Before I laugh and give her poisoned beer.
*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*
Well, how'wassat? I hope it was up to your standards.
Now it's time for: Reviewer corner!
Spooky Maho: Okay, now you're spookin' me out. Seriously, the
review scarred me emotionally and mentally. At the same time!!
I'll see if I can put more of your ideas in another songfic.
Haruka Minamino: So have I. Which is one of the reasons I
enjoy torturing Sae. She reminds me of so many... It's kinda sad
when you think about it. But, that doesn't change the fact that
Sae's a bitch and I'm gonna kill her.
Voodoodeath: Eh... I tried to incorporate both of your sides into
it. Sae wanting to be like her & the 'she just is
misunderstood' bit into this. Maybe you're right, but I'm
inclined to believe that she's just an ass****.
SameccyKTC: Good, I started cracking up when I wrote it. Hope
you enjoy this one too.
Tiger of Human: Tiger, tiger, tiger... *shakes head* I'm already
a step ahead of you. Come on! I bombed her, hacked her up with
a machete, pulled her heart out etc. and she didn't die?! I'm
the Soul_Mage! I can make her live in eternal agony if I want
to! Which I intend to do of course. Hey, invite me to the next
party! I shoved her feet in a blender, we can have bloody
marys!
Thank you all for reading my songfics!
You are welcome to read my other stuff!
(don't worry, even if you're not an FFFreak, Lostinemail.com is
pretty funny.) (or so I'm told)