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Anime Fraternity (chapter 2)
Last time, the fraternity was trying to figure out how to make money so that they could continue to party hard. A week later, they have a list of hopefuls that may one day join them.
"So who do we got Kurama?" asked Hiei. They were starting to run down the list to eliminate people who just wouldn't fit in or would give the frat a bad rep.
"Well, we can eliminate these three. They're women," said Kurama.
"Who would ask women to join a fraternity?" asked the confused Hiei.
Almost on cue, Cooler walked in. "Hey, dudes. What's up?"
"Not much. Hey, Cooler, do you know who asked these girls to pledge?" inquired Kurama.
"Oh, yeah. That was me. Those chicks were hot as hell,guys. You should give them a chance," said Cooler.
"You do realize that a fraternity is a mens only organization, right?" asked Hiei.
"Riiiiight," Cooler said, exiting the room. "Fags."
Hiei got up and went to the door to yell at Cooler, who was already down the hall. "We're not gay, you son of a bitch."
"Hiei, so far we only have eight reasonable pledges," stated Kurama.
"Well, we'll check these guys out and hopefully at least one of them will be able to make it," said Hiei.
"Maybe more pledges would make it if you'd stop killing them," said Kurama.
"Hey, who's the president here?" asked Hiei. Kurama didn't even dignify him with a response.
The list of 8 that the two demons had decided on was a strange group of guys. The list went somewhat like this:
1.Yoh Asakura.
2.Mirai Trunks
3.Sesshomaru
4.Brett (?)
5.Heero
6.Amon
7.Baralai
8.some guy who had a stuffed monkey with him
Days after Hiei and Kurama had narrowed down the list, these 8 guys, and the stuffed monkey, had been called together for their first inspection. Hiei, Kurama, and Tidus were leading the group through the process.
"Okay, first, since I've now got a look at you pathetic mortals," started Hiei.
"Actually, I'm a demon," interrupted Sesshomaru.
Hiei eye balled Sesshomaru for a few seconds, then he turned to Tidus and said, "Give that guy 20 extra points." Hiei then got back to the point he was originally making. "Since this is the first time I've seen you, some of you will need to leave. Like you." He pointed at the guy with the monkey.
"Why can't we be in the fraternity?" asked the husky red-head.
"You're toting a stuffed monkey for God's sake," said Tidus.
The guy walked away, strangely enough, talking to the monkey. "I told you this wouldn't work, Fred. Frats don't trust monkeys."
Hiei continued with the inspection when he came to a strangely dressed guy. He was wearing some baggy clothes, but he looked strangely familiar. "You're Brett, right?"
"Yeah, G," came a raspy yet tough sounding voice.
Cooler and Gohan were walking by when Cooler noticed this oddly dressed guy. "Frieza, what the hell are doing?"
Thanks to Cooler, Hiei had realized who this Brett guy was. "I knew it."
Frieza, shedding his clothes, was pretty pissed by this time, "Damn, and I would have gotten away with it, too. If it weren't for that meddling bastard." And with that Frieza ran as fast and as far as he could, mostly out of fear of what Hiei would do to him for trying to sneak back in to the frat so soon after he had been thrown out.
"Okay, now that that's taken care of, the rest of you are now pledges. We'll begin putting you through initiation next week. We'll see you all then," said Hiei. After that, everyone departed.
I know this is a short chapter. There isn't a whole lot of ideas coming yet. It'll probably won't be updated for awhile cause I'm working on my other fic "Return of the Dark Tournament." It should be really good. In fact, the first chapter is up. Why don't you go check it out. Well, after you review this, of course.
Anime Fraternity (chapter 2)
Last time, the fraternity was trying to figure out how to make money so that they could continue to party hard. A week later, they have a list of hopefuls that may one day join them.
"So who do we got Kurama?" asked Hiei. They were starting to run down the list to eliminate people who just wouldn't fit in or would give the frat a bad rep.
"Well, we can eliminate these three. They're women," said Kurama.
"Who would ask women to join a fraternity?" asked the confused Hiei.
Almost on cue, Cooler walked in. "Hey, dudes. What's up?"
"Not much. Hey, Cooler, do you know who asked these girls to pledge?" inquired Kurama.
"Oh, yeah. That was me. Those chicks were hot as hell,guys. You should give them a chance," said Cooler.
"You do realize that a fraternity is a mens only organization, right?" asked Hiei.
"Riiiiight," Cooler said, exiting the room. "Fags."
Hiei got up and went to the door to yell at Cooler, who was already down the hall. "We're not gay, you son of a bitch."
"Hiei, so far we only have eight reasonable pledges," stated Kurama.
"Well, we'll check these guys out and hopefully at least one of them will be able to make it," said Hiei.
"Maybe more pledges would make it if you'd stop killing them," said Kurama.
"Hey, who's the president here?" asked Hiei. Kurama didn't even dignify him with a response.
The list of 8 that the two demons had decided on was a strange group of guys. The list went somewhat like this:
1.Yoh Asakura.
2.Mirai Trunks
3.Sesshomaru
4.Brett (?)
5.Heero
6.Amon
7.Baralai
8.some guy who had a stuffed monkey with him
Days after Hiei and Kurama had narrowed down the list, these 8 guys, and the stuffed monkey, had been called together for their first inspection. Hiei, Kurama, and Tidus were leading the group through the process.
"Okay, first, since I've now got a look at you pathetic mortals," started Hiei.
"Actually, I'm a demon," interrupted Sesshomaru.
Hiei eye balled Sesshomaru for a few seconds, then he turned to Tidus and said, "Give that guy 20 extra points." Hiei then got back to the point he was originally making. "Since this is the first time I've seen you, some of you will need to leave. Like you." He pointed at the guy with the monkey.
"Why can't we be in the fraternity?" asked the husky red-head.
"You're toting a stuffed monkey for God's sake," said Tidus.
The guy walked away, strangely enough, talking to the monkey. "I told you this wouldn't work, Fred. Frats don't trust monkeys."
Hiei continued with the inspection when he came to a strangely dressed guy. He was wearing some baggy clothes, but he looked strangely familiar. "You're Brett, right?"
"Yeah, G," came a raspy yet tough sounding voice.
Cooler and Gohan were walking by when Cooler noticed this oddly dressed guy. "Frieza, what the hell are doing?"
Thanks to Cooler, Hiei had realized who this Brett guy was. "I knew it."
Frieza, shedding his clothes, was pretty pissed by this time, "Damn, and I would have gotten away with it, too. If it weren't for that meddling bastard." And with that Frieza ran as fast and as far as he could, mostly out of fear of what Hiei would do to him for trying to sneak back in to the frat so soon after he had been thrown out.
"Okay, now that that's taken care of, the rest of you are now pledges. We'll begin putting you through initiation next week. We'll see you all then," said Hiei. After that, everyone departed.
I know this is a short chapter. There isn't a whole lot of ideas coming yet. It'll probably won't be updated for awhile cause I'm working on my other fic "Return of the Dark Tournament." It should be really good. In fact, the first chapter is up. Why don't you go check it out. Well, after you review this, of course.