Disclaimer: I own nothing. (Okay, I know it's been awhile since I've updated this, but I have several good reasons. One, I'm also continuing "Anime Therapy" and "The Gohan and Fred Show." So it's pretty hard to put up three chapters for three different stories a day. Also, I really didn't know where I was going with this. It started out as an idea and I thought it would pan out, but it just kind of sat there. Staring at me. Mocking me. Telling me how worthless I am. Son of a bitch story. I hate you. I mean,.... so I finally got a idea with a little help from someone. Now the story will kind of be a Revenge of the Nerds rip off. Kinda, but not.)
Anime Fraternity (chapter 3)
Well, the fraternity got to work with the initiations. At first, Hiei wanted to put them all in fights to the death. The victor would be in the fraternity. And the losers, of course, would die. Kurama told Hiei that this idea wasn't all that great.
"The point is that we get more members in. Killing them all off won't accomplish much."
"Yeah, but it would be more exciting than anything else I got." Hiei had been sitting for hours, trying to think of something to do to the new guys. Suddenly, he got an idea. "Let's ask Cooler."
"Why?" Kurama was curious as to what Cooler could do about this predicament.
"Well, since he's been here the longest, he'll probably have some ideas as to what previous members had to go through." The idea became so obvious that Hiei was wondering why he hadn't thought of it before.
"There's just one problem," Kurama said. "They never initiated guys before. Remember, they just told us we were in."
"Well, why the hell didn't they initiate us?"
"Because you told them they would kill them if they didn't let us in."
"Well, maybe Cooler knows something useful," Hiei said heading out the door and down the hall towards Cooler's room.
"All that Cooler knows is how to make a bong out of anything." Kurama had serious doubts about this idea. Cooler wasn't the smartest guy in the house. In fact, he didn't think anyone on the 12 year plan had any semblance of a decent GPA.
The knock at the door startled Cooler slightly. Well, maybe startled isn't the right word. But if you smoked as much weed as he did, you would be pretty paranoid too. "Who is it and what do you want?"
"It's Hiei, and we need to talk."
"Hey, I didn't sell those kids anything. I don't care what they say, I've never seen them before. I blame public schooling."
"I don't know what you're babbling about and I don't care. We need to talk about the new pledges."
Cooler opened the door a crack and looked out at Hiei. Besides being paranoid, he rarely gave trust, especially when he was that stoned. "What do you need?"
"We need ideas of initiation things that we can put them through. And seeing as how you've been here the longest, we thought you might have ideas." Hiei looked at Cooler with his threatening face, which was useful for staring down demons or making little kids crap their pants. However, it did absolutely no good against stoners like Cooler.
"Did we ever initiate people?" Cooler thought to himself aloud. Of course he couldn't remember. He hadn't remembered anything since the turn of the century. "Hey, I got an idea!"
Hiei pulled out a notebook and a pencil and prepared himself for what Cooler's grand idea would be. "Okay, what is it?"
"First, we kidnap some girl scouts and force them to tell us the recipe for their cookies. Then, we copy the recipe and lace the cookies with LSD. We sell them at half price for the first week. Then, once everyone's addicted to them, we'll start selling at triple the price. People won't be able to resist."
Hiei had stopped writing and walked away once he realized that this was going nowhere. Cooler, on the other hand, went back into his room and started planning his greatest scheme of all time.
On the other side of the campus in a darkened room, a meeting was being held. Frieza was standing at a podium. Several guys were sitting in the audience. Among the crowd were Kuwabara, Zarbon, Dodoria, Joey Wheeler, and the guy that was still toting the monkey.
"Hello everyone," Frieza began his speech. "There is a great injustice that has been done to us all. We have all been looked over by that fraternity, which for some reason, has no name. But that's beside the point. We need to take our revenge. And the only way to do that is.... to start our own fraternity. Who's with me."
The kid with the monkey stood up and started heading toward the door.
"Hey, where are you going?" Frieza's comment made everyone turn around and notice the guy with the monkey.
"I'm leaving. This sounds like a stupid idea." He suddenly turned to the monkey. "Why do you make me do these things?"
Suddenly, the monkey started talking. "It's not stupid. We need to join a frat. That way we'll get plenty of chicks."
"You already get plenty of chicks."
"Yeah, but I'm tired of telling you all about it, and you giving me questioning looks."
"Whatever. We're out of here."
"Why?"
"Cause we're GDIs damnit."
Everyone else in the room was confused. Partly because there was a talking monkey, but because they didn't understand what GDI meant.
The guy realized he had to explain. "It means God-Damn Independents, you retards." And with that, he slammed the door behind him.
Frieza tried to get back to what they all came there for. "Anyone else going to leave?"
"Yeah, I'm leaving." Joey stood up and headed for the door. "I may not be as cool as Yugi, but I'm definitely a lot cooler than you freaks."
Kuwabara stood up. "Why? Cause you play Magic the Gathering."
This pissed Joey off. No one insults the game that he had worked so hard to become moderately good at. He tackled Kuwabara and started punching him. Luckily for Joey, Kuwabara was a horrible fighter. I mean, did you see the fight with Rinku? It was awful. Who loses to a kid? Oh yeah, the fight. Well, Joey was punching Kuwabara. "For the last time, it's Duel Monsters, you bastard." He kept punching until he was tackled from behind. The whole room erupted in a brawl. Frieza, being the strongest person in the room, started shouting to get everyone to calm down.
"Everyone shut up and sit down." For some strange reason, everyone listened, except for Joey, who went out the door. "As I can see, we some sort of authority. So I will lead this frat to greatness. And our first order of business..... is to kidnap one of the members of the other frat." (Dun Dun Duuuuuuunnnnn.)
Uh-oh. This sounds bad. Who will they kidnap? What will happen? When will I decide to give the frats names? Who knows? But the story will continue.... most likely. Review.
Anime Fraternity (chapter 3)
Well, the fraternity got to work with the initiations. At first, Hiei wanted to put them all in fights to the death. The victor would be in the fraternity. And the losers, of course, would die. Kurama told Hiei that this idea wasn't all that great.
"The point is that we get more members in. Killing them all off won't accomplish much."
"Yeah, but it would be more exciting than anything else I got." Hiei had been sitting for hours, trying to think of something to do to the new guys. Suddenly, he got an idea. "Let's ask Cooler."
"Why?" Kurama was curious as to what Cooler could do about this predicament.
"Well, since he's been here the longest, he'll probably have some ideas as to what previous members had to go through." The idea became so obvious that Hiei was wondering why he hadn't thought of it before.
"There's just one problem," Kurama said. "They never initiated guys before. Remember, they just told us we were in."
"Well, why the hell didn't they initiate us?"
"Because you told them they would kill them if they didn't let us in."
"Well, maybe Cooler knows something useful," Hiei said heading out the door and down the hall towards Cooler's room.
"All that Cooler knows is how to make a bong out of anything." Kurama had serious doubts about this idea. Cooler wasn't the smartest guy in the house. In fact, he didn't think anyone on the 12 year plan had any semblance of a decent GPA.
The knock at the door startled Cooler slightly. Well, maybe startled isn't the right word. But if you smoked as much weed as he did, you would be pretty paranoid too. "Who is it and what do you want?"
"It's Hiei, and we need to talk."
"Hey, I didn't sell those kids anything. I don't care what they say, I've never seen them before. I blame public schooling."
"I don't know what you're babbling about and I don't care. We need to talk about the new pledges."
Cooler opened the door a crack and looked out at Hiei. Besides being paranoid, he rarely gave trust, especially when he was that stoned. "What do you need?"
"We need ideas of initiation things that we can put them through. And seeing as how you've been here the longest, we thought you might have ideas." Hiei looked at Cooler with his threatening face, which was useful for staring down demons or making little kids crap their pants. However, it did absolutely no good against stoners like Cooler.
"Did we ever initiate people?" Cooler thought to himself aloud. Of course he couldn't remember. He hadn't remembered anything since the turn of the century. "Hey, I got an idea!"
Hiei pulled out a notebook and a pencil and prepared himself for what Cooler's grand idea would be. "Okay, what is it?"
"First, we kidnap some girl scouts and force them to tell us the recipe for their cookies. Then, we copy the recipe and lace the cookies with LSD. We sell them at half price for the first week. Then, once everyone's addicted to them, we'll start selling at triple the price. People won't be able to resist."
Hiei had stopped writing and walked away once he realized that this was going nowhere. Cooler, on the other hand, went back into his room and started planning his greatest scheme of all time.
On the other side of the campus in a darkened room, a meeting was being held. Frieza was standing at a podium. Several guys were sitting in the audience. Among the crowd were Kuwabara, Zarbon, Dodoria, Joey Wheeler, and the guy that was still toting the monkey.
"Hello everyone," Frieza began his speech. "There is a great injustice that has been done to us all. We have all been looked over by that fraternity, which for some reason, has no name. But that's beside the point. We need to take our revenge. And the only way to do that is.... to start our own fraternity. Who's with me."
The kid with the monkey stood up and started heading toward the door.
"Hey, where are you going?" Frieza's comment made everyone turn around and notice the guy with the monkey.
"I'm leaving. This sounds like a stupid idea." He suddenly turned to the monkey. "Why do you make me do these things?"
Suddenly, the monkey started talking. "It's not stupid. We need to join a frat. That way we'll get plenty of chicks."
"You already get plenty of chicks."
"Yeah, but I'm tired of telling you all about it, and you giving me questioning looks."
"Whatever. We're out of here."
"Why?"
"Cause we're GDIs damnit."
Everyone else in the room was confused. Partly because there was a talking monkey, but because they didn't understand what GDI meant.
The guy realized he had to explain. "It means God-Damn Independents, you retards." And with that, he slammed the door behind him.
Frieza tried to get back to what they all came there for. "Anyone else going to leave?"
"Yeah, I'm leaving." Joey stood up and headed for the door. "I may not be as cool as Yugi, but I'm definitely a lot cooler than you freaks."
Kuwabara stood up. "Why? Cause you play Magic the Gathering."
This pissed Joey off. No one insults the game that he had worked so hard to become moderately good at. He tackled Kuwabara and started punching him. Luckily for Joey, Kuwabara was a horrible fighter. I mean, did you see the fight with Rinku? It was awful. Who loses to a kid? Oh yeah, the fight. Well, Joey was punching Kuwabara. "For the last time, it's Duel Monsters, you bastard." He kept punching until he was tackled from behind. The whole room erupted in a brawl. Frieza, being the strongest person in the room, started shouting to get everyone to calm down.
"Everyone shut up and sit down." For some strange reason, everyone listened, except for Joey, who went out the door. "As I can see, we some sort of authority. So I will lead this frat to greatness. And our first order of business..... is to kidnap one of the members of the other frat." (Dun Dun Duuuuuuunnnnn.)
Uh-oh. This sounds bad. Who will they kidnap? What will happen? When will I decide to give the frats names? Who knows? But the story will continue.... most likely. Review.