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Anime Fraternity (chapter 4)
Well, the plan was set. Frieza was going to have to kidnap one of the members of the cool frat. He may have never thought of a reason as to why he would want to kidnap one of the members, but he damn sure knew which one he was going to. This bastard had had it coming since they were kids. He was always calling him gay. Always. That son of a bitch. He was going to get his in the end. That's right. The target was going to be.... Cooler.
"Hey, guys. Is my brother home?" Frieza said, sauntering up to the house. Tidus and Yugi were outside talking at the time.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Yugi.
"Well, guys. It's kind of personal, but our mom is in the hospital and my dad told me to go get Cooler," lying was something that came naturally to Frieza. And it's not like he hadn't practiced. Hell, that whole "not being gender specific" thing was the perfect cover for the fact that he was a giant queer.
"Oh, well if it's important, I guess we can let you in," Tidus decided to let Frieza in. Frieza went in and went straight to Cooler's room. He had no time to be messing around. This had to be an in-and-out operation. If too many people saw him, they might ask questions, and that would blow his whole plan. As he turned the corner towards Cooler's room, he noticed a strange "fog." He also noticed that he was getting light headed. 'Damnit, Cooler's getting high again,' Frieza thought. He struggled through the contact high and got to the door. He knocked as hard as he could so that he could be heard over the Hendrix that was being played in the background. The music suddenly stopped and Frieza heard someone he could only assume was Cooler get up and come to the door. Cooler cracked the door and peered out.
"What do you want?" Cooler thought he would never have to see his brother again. It's not like his family celebrated any holidays, so he wouldn't have to see him at home. It wasn't like he even saw at home anyway. If he did, he was usually too high to remember.
"We got to go. Mom's sick," Frieza thought that if there was anything that Cooler would believe him about was their mom.
"Okay, let me get some pants on," Cooler disappeared behind the door for a couple of minutes.
"Why? It's not like you wore pants before," Frieza yelled in at his brother. But intellect was a waste on his brother as Cooler reappeared wearing some rasta pants. "Let's just go." Getting out was a lot easier with Cooler around. No one bothered to stop and ask why he was with Frieza. It must have been important because, out of everyone in the house, Cooler hated Frieza the most. The exact reason behind this hate hasn't been solved yet.
As the two got out the house, Frieza led his brother to a black van parked out by the street. Cooler was already in the passenger side seat when he remembered one piece of information that shot Frieza's whole plan down. "Wait a second, we don't have a mom."
Unfortunately, it was too late. "NOW!!!" As Frieza let out the command, Zarbon had covered Cooler's mouth with a chloroform soaked rag. Cooler never saw it coming.
He awoke several hours later. It would have been sooner, but he was getting high before all this. The weed nap and the chloroform just kind of added on to each other. "Where am I? And can someone give me more of that stuff. It was awesome. I think I saw God," Cooler rambled out, not noticing that he was in an unknown place. But then again, he was kind of used to waking up in unknown places.
"Hello brother," Frieza said, approaching his brother ominously from the shadows. Cooler was tied to a chair and the only light that was on was the one above Cooler's head. "I have a proposition for you."
"Hey, as long as I get more of those rags, I don't care," Frieza started to think that chloroforming his brother wasn't such a good idea. But it could have been worse. Cooler could have been begging to be shot with more elephant tranquilizers.
"Cooler, brother, I have decided to begin my own fraternity and our sole purpose on this planet is to make the other fraternity look bad," Frieza began his speech. "However, we realize that we aren't as cool as the members of your fraternity. But if we have you on our side, we might be able to compete," Frieza's proposition had been laid on the table. "What do you say?"
"I know I might be stoned off my ass," Cooler began, "but I ain't never been that high. You can go shove your proposition."
"We thought that you would say something like that, so we have came up with an offer you can't refuse," Frieza said staring menacingly into his brother's eyes.
"You ain't got nothing on me," Cooler said with lots of confidence. He thought it was true. But, oh, how wrong he was.
"If you don't do this, I'm going to tell everyone that your real name.... is Herbert." This was the ultimate threat. No one had known that Cooler had changed his name. The truth behind his real name was something that could never be uttered. Cooler had no choice. If he didn't give in, he would be just as pathetic as Frieza, maybe even more so.
"Fine," Cooler said through clenched teeth. "I'll do it. But if anyone finds out, I'm going to kick your gay ass."
"Don't worry. I'll keep my end of the bargain as long as you keep yours." Frieza then slid a contract to Herbert... I mean, Cooler. "Now, if you don't mind, we would like you to sign this contract. It basically says that you are joining our fraternity." He then slid a pen over. Cooler, to his dismay, signed the contract.
Back at the cooler frat, Hiei and Kurama were watching several frat movies to see if they could get some sort of ideas for initiations. "I don't know, Kurama," started Hiei, "I just don't think any of these stunts are good enough for our pledges. We need something that says, 'We had to work to get here.'"
"And tying a rope attached to a brick to your penis and dropping it from a tall building doesn't say that."
"It does, but too many people saw that movie, so they would know it was a joke," said Hiei.
"But what if it wasn't a joke," Kurama said as his red hair slowly started turning white and his fox ears started to poke out of his head.
"Uh... Youko scares me Kurama. Can you just stop that?" Hiei was on the verge of going into the corner and cry. It was true that he was a bad-ass. But his "bad-assness" couldn't compare to that of Youko's.
"Oh, uh... sorry," Kurama had changed back to normal. Unfortunately for him, Youko was his version of a menstrual cycle. Youko would always show up for three days out of a month. The other guys in the frat even treated as a period. They would try to avoid him as much as possible cause Youko was ruthless. If he even sensed that you were looking at him, without his permission, he would make you pay. It took Gohan a long time to learn how to keep his eyes from crossing after his encounter with the fox demon.
"We need to think of something quick, Kurama. We're running out of time and we may just end up letting all the members in without initiating them."
"Maybe we should do that then. I mean, none of these guys looks like losers," Kurama said. "Besides, it's only six people. They all would have made it anyway."
"Fine, but I'm not going to enjoy this," Hiei said, turning away from Kurama so that he wouldn't notice how disappointed he was that he didn't get to humiliate anyone.
"You will once we have enough money to start partying again," Kurama said, reminding Hiei of why they were doing this.
"Oh yeah. Hey, I got it. We'll make the pledges throw a party and if the party sucks, then they won't get into the frat," Hiei might have been on to something.
"You got a good idea there. That way, we'll be able to party for free and test to see if any of these guys are total losers."
And that was how the greatest initiation idea came to being. The next chapters will be like the last two: half of it with Frieza and the other half with Kurama and Hiei. At least, that's what I think. But that doesn't matter. What does matter is that you review. That's the important thing.
Anime Fraternity (chapter 4)
Well, the plan was set. Frieza was going to have to kidnap one of the members of the cool frat. He may have never thought of a reason as to why he would want to kidnap one of the members, but he damn sure knew which one he was going to. This bastard had had it coming since they were kids. He was always calling him gay. Always. That son of a bitch. He was going to get his in the end. That's right. The target was going to be.... Cooler.
"Hey, guys. Is my brother home?" Frieza said, sauntering up to the house. Tidus and Yugi were outside talking at the time.
"Why do you want to know?" asked Yugi.
"Well, guys. It's kind of personal, but our mom is in the hospital and my dad told me to go get Cooler," lying was something that came naturally to Frieza. And it's not like he hadn't practiced. Hell, that whole "not being gender specific" thing was the perfect cover for the fact that he was a giant queer.
"Oh, well if it's important, I guess we can let you in," Tidus decided to let Frieza in. Frieza went in and went straight to Cooler's room. He had no time to be messing around. This had to be an in-and-out operation. If too many people saw him, they might ask questions, and that would blow his whole plan. As he turned the corner towards Cooler's room, he noticed a strange "fog." He also noticed that he was getting light headed. 'Damnit, Cooler's getting high again,' Frieza thought. He struggled through the contact high and got to the door. He knocked as hard as he could so that he could be heard over the Hendrix that was being played in the background. The music suddenly stopped and Frieza heard someone he could only assume was Cooler get up and come to the door. Cooler cracked the door and peered out.
"What do you want?" Cooler thought he would never have to see his brother again. It's not like his family celebrated any holidays, so he wouldn't have to see him at home. It wasn't like he even saw at home anyway. If he did, he was usually too high to remember.
"We got to go. Mom's sick," Frieza thought that if there was anything that Cooler would believe him about was their mom.
"Okay, let me get some pants on," Cooler disappeared behind the door for a couple of minutes.
"Why? It's not like you wore pants before," Frieza yelled in at his brother. But intellect was a waste on his brother as Cooler reappeared wearing some rasta pants. "Let's just go." Getting out was a lot easier with Cooler around. No one bothered to stop and ask why he was with Frieza. It must have been important because, out of everyone in the house, Cooler hated Frieza the most. The exact reason behind this hate hasn't been solved yet.
As the two got out the house, Frieza led his brother to a black van parked out by the street. Cooler was already in the passenger side seat when he remembered one piece of information that shot Frieza's whole plan down. "Wait a second, we don't have a mom."
Unfortunately, it was too late. "NOW!!!" As Frieza let out the command, Zarbon had covered Cooler's mouth with a chloroform soaked rag. Cooler never saw it coming.
He awoke several hours later. It would have been sooner, but he was getting high before all this. The weed nap and the chloroform just kind of added on to each other. "Where am I? And can someone give me more of that stuff. It was awesome. I think I saw God," Cooler rambled out, not noticing that he was in an unknown place. But then again, he was kind of used to waking up in unknown places.
"Hello brother," Frieza said, approaching his brother ominously from the shadows. Cooler was tied to a chair and the only light that was on was the one above Cooler's head. "I have a proposition for you."
"Hey, as long as I get more of those rags, I don't care," Frieza started to think that chloroforming his brother wasn't such a good idea. But it could have been worse. Cooler could have been begging to be shot with more elephant tranquilizers.
"Cooler, brother, I have decided to begin my own fraternity and our sole purpose on this planet is to make the other fraternity look bad," Frieza began his speech. "However, we realize that we aren't as cool as the members of your fraternity. But if we have you on our side, we might be able to compete," Frieza's proposition had been laid on the table. "What do you say?"
"I know I might be stoned off my ass," Cooler began, "but I ain't never been that high. You can go shove your proposition."
"We thought that you would say something like that, so we have came up with an offer you can't refuse," Frieza said staring menacingly into his brother's eyes.
"You ain't got nothing on me," Cooler said with lots of confidence. He thought it was true. But, oh, how wrong he was.
"If you don't do this, I'm going to tell everyone that your real name.... is Herbert." This was the ultimate threat. No one had known that Cooler had changed his name. The truth behind his real name was something that could never be uttered. Cooler had no choice. If he didn't give in, he would be just as pathetic as Frieza, maybe even more so.
"Fine," Cooler said through clenched teeth. "I'll do it. But if anyone finds out, I'm going to kick your gay ass."
"Don't worry. I'll keep my end of the bargain as long as you keep yours." Frieza then slid a contract to Herbert... I mean, Cooler. "Now, if you don't mind, we would like you to sign this contract. It basically says that you are joining our fraternity." He then slid a pen over. Cooler, to his dismay, signed the contract.
Back at the cooler frat, Hiei and Kurama were watching several frat movies to see if they could get some sort of ideas for initiations. "I don't know, Kurama," started Hiei, "I just don't think any of these stunts are good enough for our pledges. We need something that says, 'We had to work to get here.'"
"And tying a rope attached to a brick to your penis and dropping it from a tall building doesn't say that."
"It does, but too many people saw that movie, so they would know it was a joke," said Hiei.
"But what if it wasn't a joke," Kurama said as his red hair slowly started turning white and his fox ears started to poke out of his head.
"Uh... Youko scares me Kurama. Can you just stop that?" Hiei was on the verge of going into the corner and cry. It was true that he was a bad-ass. But his "bad-assness" couldn't compare to that of Youko's.
"Oh, uh... sorry," Kurama had changed back to normal. Unfortunately for him, Youko was his version of a menstrual cycle. Youko would always show up for three days out of a month. The other guys in the frat even treated as a period. They would try to avoid him as much as possible cause Youko was ruthless. If he even sensed that you were looking at him, without his permission, he would make you pay. It took Gohan a long time to learn how to keep his eyes from crossing after his encounter with the fox demon.
"We need to think of something quick, Kurama. We're running out of time and we may just end up letting all the members in without initiating them."
"Maybe we should do that then. I mean, none of these guys looks like losers," Kurama said. "Besides, it's only six people. They all would have made it anyway."
"Fine, but I'm not going to enjoy this," Hiei said, turning away from Kurama so that he wouldn't notice how disappointed he was that he didn't get to humiliate anyone.
"You will once we have enough money to start partying again," Kurama said, reminding Hiei of why they were doing this.
"Oh yeah. Hey, I got it. We'll make the pledges throw a party and if the party sucks, then they won't get into the frat," Hiei might have been on to something.
"You got a good idea there. That way, we'll be able to party for free and test to see if any of these guys are total losers."
And that was how the greatest initiation idea came to being. The next chapters will be like the last two: half of it with Frieza and the other half with Kurama and Hiei. At least, that's what I think. But that doesn't matter. What does matter is that you review. That's the important thing.