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Sailor Moon was royally pissed. Now, normally the blonde superhero was a bit flakey and hard to anger but now she was roaring mad and it wasn't at some negaverse toady or black moon family member or general creep bent on destroying the world. No, she was absolutely incensed by her fellow superheroes of the world.
Here she was protecting the world just like them, fighting the good fight, running around late at night in the silly costume and shouting the patented speeches and they didn't appreciate her at all! Why, she was half their age and doing twice the job they were. She didn't remember any of them coming back from the dead to save the world again. So why hadn't she been invited into the League of Justice?
Did they think she couldn't make it on her own without the rest of the scouts? No, that couldn't be it. After all, Batman had Batgirl and Robin. Then there was Supergirl. She tried to remember if the X-Men were part of the League. It couldn't be because she was a girl or technically from another planet. And if they were worried about her age-well, really she was twice her age if you counted the last life time on top of this one. Anyway, Robin didn't even look old enough to shave and they let him in.
Sailor Moon threw her moon scepter down with a pout and watched it bounce a few times in the lower gravity of the moon, where she was currently sulking. For good measure she kicked the wand too. She considered her costume thoughtfully. She even had the same color scheme as Captain America. Maybe they had a rule about that? No, Wonder Woman did the red, white, and blue thing too. Briefly Sailor Moon wondered if it would be easier to fight in an outfit like that, without the little blue skirt she had. Then she blushed, for a young lady in Japan does not go around dressed like that. Although in all honesty her outfit wasn't much better. She decided to ignore that. Did they not invite her to join because they didn't like her speeches? They wouldn't want to be embarrassed by her but she didn't think the speeches were that bad. And she had never killed any innocent people, unlike some she could name. That had to count in her favor.
Finally frustrated to the point of breaking, Sailor Moon turned on her communicator. "Sailor Mercury?"
"What is it Sailor Moon? Youma? Cardian? Black Moon? Nehelania?"
"Er...no. Do you think I'm a good superhero?"
Mercury looked confused but knew the sometimes strange paths her friend's mind took so she answered anyway. "Yes. I think you're a wonderful superhero."
"Are my speeches stupid?"
"No...well, there a little funny but you usually say good things."
"Do you think I could make it on my own?"
Now Mercury's face was a little anxious. "You're not thinking of leaving us are you Sailor Moon?"
"No. Just answer the question."
"Sure you could."
"And my costume looks nice?"
"Sailor Moon...where's this going?"
"Mercury, they don't think I'm good enough to be in the League of Justice! I was never invited to join! Is there something wrong with me? Am I not good enough?"
Now Mercury was laughing. "Sailor Moon! You have to turn in an application!"
"Oh."
So they thought she couldn't speak English to fill out their little application, did they? Well, she'd show them!
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