Lash-Hello! I am here to revive the story Bishie Insanity! It shall go
under a new name and it's a whole new season! w00t!!! Hiana! Your story
will live on! Yay! Play the theme song!
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I wanna have
The greatest bishie!
That there ever was!
To stalk 'em is my real test!
To kidnap 'em is my cause!
I will travel
'Cross the land!
Searching high and low!
Each bishie to understand!
Why they fear me so!
Bishieball!!!
Gotta stalk 'em!!!
A love so true!!!
Our addictions will pull us through!
You hate me and I love you!
Biiii-shiiiiiii-baaaaaaaaaall!!!
Gotta stalk 'em all!
Gotta stalk 'em all!
Bishieball!!

Art slept on her bed. She was a 15 year old girl with long brown hair. Her
full name was Artemis Wolfang, but her friends called her Art because
Artemis was too long and she would kill them if they said Artemis.

The sun was peeking over the horizon. The rays shone over her face through
the pen window. She pulled the blanket up over her head. Ahh sleep...how
blissful... Art slept on until she heard heavy breathing at her side. "Oh
no..." she groaned. "Please be a nightmare..." She said pulling the covers
around her even more.

Mel Daley smiled as she stood at her friend's bed side. She was a year
younger than Art, 14, and had long fiery red hair and bright green eyes.
She wore a black shirt that said "GO AWAY" in large black letters and black
jeans. She took a deep breath and-
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted, causing Art
to fall out of bed. Art glared at her over the edge of the bed. "Why must
you wake me up?" she asked dryly. Mel smiled a big hyper grin. "You're
mommy invited us over!"

"Who's us?" Art eyes grew wide. Were there more Mels? Oh dear powers... Mel
began jumping up and down. "Lash is waiting downstairs. He sent me
upstairs!" Art got queasy just looking at her. "Your mommy made pancakes
with powder sugar for breakfast!" Art groaned. 'Why mom...'she thought 'She's
hyper enough without sugar...'

After throwing Mel downstairs, Art took a shower, brushed her teeth and got
dressed. She pulled her favorite T-shirt over her head, one that was blue
and said "Do not mess with this person" on the front and "I do not know
what I am talking about" on the back. She ran a brush through her hair then
walked downstairs. She stopped in the living room's entrance and began
breathing heavily.

"Fe...Fe...FELIX!!!!" she shouted dashing to the figure on the couch next to
Mel. She threw her arms out and jumped at him. A cushion was held up and
she crashed into it face first, falling onto the couch. She looked up to
see it wasn't Felix, but her friend Lash armed with a pillow. He was
wearing a green shirt saying "I AM NOT FELIX, DO NOT STALK ME" and blue
pants.

Lash frowned. He was a few months older than Art and he DID bare a striking
resemblance to Felix from Golden Sun. He had long black hair and green
eyes. He was taller than both Art and Mel. "Must you think that every time
you see me?" He asked, helping her up "Heed the shirt's warning!"

Art turned red. "It's not my fault. You copied Felix's style." she said,
protesting. Mel was jumping on the couch. "Special day! Special Day!!" she
repeated over and over. Art raised an eyebrow at her. "Err...happy birthday?"
she said wondering if she had forgotten. Lash shook his head. "Today is
when we all get our first bishies..." he said, and then ducked under behind
the couch.

Just in time too, because Mel and Art grasped each others hands and began
jumping up in down in around the room screaming crazily.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" they screeched, over turning the coffee table and
vases and TV and all the other furniture Lash peered over the edge, just as
Art's mom came into the room... Her eyes grew wide and she seemed to grow
10 times her size. Art, Lash and Mel began whimpering. Art could be crazy
at times, but her mother was just creepy when anything in the house was out
of place.

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A few moments later, Mel, Art and Lash were on the front steps in a heap
were
Mrs.Wolfang had thrown them. They stood up. Art brushed the dust off the
front of her shirt. "Now what?" she asked the other two. Mel jumped up and
down. "Let's get to Professor Okachisan's house and get our bishies!!!"
Lash placed a hand on Mel's head to stop the bouncing. "What she said" he
said, a bead of sweat running down his forehead. They walked, or in Mel's
case bounced, along the outskirts of Loadmi Town until the reach Professor
Okachisan's Lab. Pushing the door open the trio entered the building.

Mel raced to the experimental table. "OOO!!! Juices!!!" she said. Art hit
her on the head with her mallet and she calmed down. Prof. Okachisan
shuffled over to them. He was a very crusty old man with balding white hair
and creepy big Harry Potter glasses. "He-he-hello..."He said with a stutter.
"I-I-I suppose your he-he-here for your first Bi-bi-bi-bishies." They
nodded. He turned to a big table with a bunch of green and blue balls.

"In-in-in preparation for this day, I chose 3 bishies that I think will
help you all on your journeys..." He picked up one and fell to the floor. "S-
s-s-so heavy! Lash help me out will you..." Lash pulled the old man up and
Mel took the ball. "No no Mel!" Prof. Okachisan said "That one is for
Artemis." Art grabbed the ball and growled. She hated being called Artemis...

Prof. Okachisan pointed to another ball. "That one is for Mel" Mel squealed
and took the ball. "WEEE!!!" Prof. Okachisan then gestured to another ball.
"And that is Lash's" he said, wheezing. Lash picked up the ball and smiled.
"So which bishies did we get?" he asked. Suddenly Prof. Okachisan fell to
the floor and began twitching like an ostrich on steroids. Mel jumped up.
"This is no time for break dancing Professor!" she shouted.

Art nodded. "He isn't very good at it..." Lash shook his head as Prof.
Okachisan stopped moving. "Guess he got tired....Let's go" he said handing
the two some Bishieballs. Art looked at 3 shiny objects on the table "Look!
A Bishiedex! Mines!" she snatched it up. Lash looked at the other. "I'll
take the BishieNav..." he said. Mel took the last object. "A Bishiegear! And
it has unlimited minutes!"

They left and began wondering what Bishie they had so they let their
bishies out.

Art threw her Bishieball first. 'Felix-the GSA-TLA leader bishie. It is an
Earth Bishie. Its attacks start from Quake and Cure.' Her Bishiedex said in
a robotic voice. "Aww!" Art grabbed her bishie and hugged it tightly.
"It's so cute!!!" "It looks familiar..." Mel said, before tossing her
Bishieball.

A small figure popped out and the Bishiedex began speaking again. 'Ivan,
the Kawaii Wind Adept bishie. Its attacks are Ray and Whirlwind' Mel
crushed her bishie in a hug.

Lash shook his head and threw his Bishieball. 'Mia-the cute healer Bishie.
Its attacks consist of Ice and Ply.' Mia smiled. Lash sighed. "How come I
get the weak bishie?..."

Art returned Felix and Mel and Lash did the same. Lash checked his
BishieNav. "Maybe we should head to Nuodu Town..." he said, when Art and Mel
dragged him across the town and out to the unknown.

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Lash-There it be.... Review...*yawns* It's so late...Good night...