Yuzi-chan: Yay!!! My second chapter!!! But then, I still don't own Yu-Gi- Oh. Crap!!!!

Malik: Nice one, Yuzi...

Yuzi-chan: (blushes) arigato, Malik-kun!!! ^-^

Malik: Huh?! o.O

Yuzi-chan: oops, carried away again......... anyways thank you to all those who reviewed my story on the first chapter!!! ^____^ And if you wonder why I go blushie crap on Malik, however you call that. Weeeeellll, Malik's one of my fave anime guys here in YuGiOh. Sorry to say, I can't even own at least one of them!!! (cries)

Malik will get a bit crashed here, Isis will be a warfreak and Bakura will laugh his ass off. More swearing, I'm warning you. Especially on Malik- kun.

Malik: What? Crashed?! And I'm hot-blooded here?!!!!

Isis: Baka.

Yuzi-chan: (death glare)

Isis: ------ -_-;;

Bakura: laugh my ass off?? (evil smile) FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: HURRY UP, YUZI!!!!!!!

Yuzi-chan: Hai, Hai!!!! ^___^;

Chapter 2

Let's just say Jou thanked the bell for ringing so soon. He hasn't eaten any breakfast yet, so he was really looking forward to the recess bell after a grueling 2 hours of Trigonometry with the professor, Mr.Tidogi.

"4-S, do your homework, kay?"

No reply.

Mr.Tidogi widened his eyes, and then narrowed. He clenched his fists and ready to kill someone in the class.

"4-S!!!!!" he shouted, almost shattering all the mirrors in the room. "YOU ALL BASTARDS KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT???!!!! SHOUT 'HELL YAH' IF YOU UNDERSTAND, GOT IT?!?!"

"Hell yah!!!!" the class shouted back. Well, if there is one thing you wouldn't want to do with this Trigonometry professor if you never wanna end up in one of the rooms in the hospital, this will be it. Mr.Tidogi goes evil, berserk or however you call it when no one in the class answered him. Good thing none of the classes in Domino High has been a victim of this terror guy, Thank you.

Mr.Tidogi went back to his 'normal' state, removed his eyeglasses and wiping them with a handkerchief, as if nothing happened.

"Good. Better answer me, or you'll end up in detention."

A few moments after the professor left, 4-S goes insane, and all of the students went out in a flash.

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In the Domino High grounds, a group of people gathered together for the usual snacks. There high school students were Yugi, Yami, Honda, Anzu, Mai, Marik, Malik, Ryou, Bakura and of course, Jou.

"Shitty. Do we really have to go through that dumbass professor every Tuesday???" Honda sighed in exhaustion after that runaway earlier in the classroom.

Mai played with her blonde locks, her eyes closed. "Damned thing, if you ask me. But what the hell?!! We still have 5 weeks before Summer Vacation!!!"

The tri-colored hikari just shook his head. "Nice one, Mai. But I'm a bit worried about you." His amethyst eyes turned to Jou's honey-colored ones.

"Me??" Jou blinked his eyes in slight surprise. "I'll be alright...Um, I'll just have to really stop this habit of talking to myself. I dunno how this thingy started, but heck!!!???", then, he scratched his head. It must have been because Serenity left already, having no one to talk to in the house.

Yami was startled. "But, heck what? I mean, when it started? You don't give a damn, shit or anything to you current situation?! Shitty man, you'll end up in the asylum like that!!!!"

"Hey, Yami!!!" Malik rested his hands on Yami's shoulders. "Slow Down, Leather pharaoh. Remember, Serenity isn't here for over a month and Jou's still adjusting to his life without his sister".

"I know, dagger freak." Yami ate his sashimi while thinking about it. Then again, that dagger freak was right all along. Serenity was the only family Jou ever had in life since his parents died long, long ago. Ok, but not as long as 3000 years. "Oi, Jou!!! You miss her, right? Why don't you send an e-mail to her?"

Jou just shook his head. "It can't be. I don't even know her e-mail address. Besides, she said she'll give me a snail mail soon about her e- mail."

"Hey, Jou!!!" Honda flashed a smile. "Why don't you go to my house after class?! All are invited, and we're waiting for your decision!"

"Be sure there's my popcorn, or else I'll be chomping on your pet!!!" Jou shouted in excitement that left Honda just a bit.. pissed off. Well, looks like Jou took Bakura's advice before. Eating with blood on it. What a Bummer.

Bakura just gave a sly smile then he ate that piece of steak on Ryou's Tupperware......

"BAKURA!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!! EATING MY STEAK AGAIN!!!!!" Ryou used his shoe to hit his yami on the head.

Bakura rubbed his head. "That hurt. I'll make you pay for that!!!!"

Oh, nice. Bakura just made a rumble fight with his hikari, snowy-white hairs flying anywhere. Meanwhile, Ryou managed to deal with the fight and fought back. More flying snowy-white hairs. Bummer.

Malik covered his tanned his tanned face in embarrassment. "Sheesh. Will you two have a day of peace?! Puh-leeze, for Ra's sake!"

Marik tried to let his hikari go back to normal, seeing him going hotheaded with a touch or embarrassment not for himself, but for the two white-haired guys. One is good, other? Terribly baaad. "My, my, my." He brushed his hand against his hikari's platinum blonde hair. "Aibou, the peace between them would never come out. Both of them are warfreaks." He paused for a while and rolled his orbs after looking at Ryou and Bakura having a total rumble like what wrestlers do in WWE. "Yup, total warfreaks."

Bakura stopped his rumble with his hikari for a while, then giving a death glare to Marik using his brown orbs. "And you, there?" he raised an eyebrow. "Going mushy again with your aibou?! Who in this damned world would want to see the both of you like that going mushy!!! Damn!!!"

Upon the lavender-eyed yami hearing this, his lavender orbs look more like fire......... more like a fire of anger, rage or however you call it. He rummaged through his bag, bringing out his Millennium Rod. He stood up, and then went to Bakura. "Why you FUCKING RA DAMNED ASSHOLE!!!! I'll make sure you'll end up being mummified!!!"

Bakura, on the other hand, brought out his Millennium Ring, ready to send Malik to Shadow Realm. "Oh yeah, mister?" He gave a sly smile. "Better watch your back! Dagger freak!!!"

What a Miracle, Malik's lavender orbs went back to normal when he heard that. "Oi, you baka!!! What were you saying?!!!!"

The former tomb robber just laughed his ass off. The others wondered what was the thing Bakura was laughing at. Just then, they saw Isis standing behind his little brother, holding a Chinese wok, her eyes replaced by fire. By this, all of them except Marik, Malik and Bakura internally panicked, then hands were trembling, which caught Marik's attention. He gave a note to Yami.

##What the heck, Yami!!! What happened and you got freaked out there???!!! Marik##

Yami however, reached his pocket for his sign pen, then replied to Marik's question. His hands were still trembling to write, but he still continued to do it.

##Isis is behind your aibou!!! This time, with a wok!!! Talk about warfreaks!!! Yami##

The spirit passed the note to Jou, then to Mai, then to Marik. Upon reading, even Marik's tanned skin became pale at the mere sight of the name "Isis" or even the name "Ishizu".........

"Minna-san?" the platinum blonde haired aibou looked confused. "What's wrong?"

The lavender-eyed yami snapped a finger, which caught his confused hikari's attention. "Turn around." Hope no smack downs this time. But, I seriously doubt it. With Isis over there??? Hell, no. Speaking of smack downs, where is the referee???

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"Onii-chan!!!"

Mokuba, Seto's younger brother jumped on the school's grounds, waiting for him. His black hair was floating on air as he jumps and waves his hand on the air.

"Fine, Fine." Seto said in a usual, cold voice. His brother understood that thing. Cold voice was a usual Seto-ish thing. Being a CEO isn't really a good thing for a high school student like him. Work, School and more work. Bummer.

Mokuba laid out his food as well as his brother's in the open grass. The younger Kaiba was the one to eat first; Seto was not in the mood to eat or drink but thank God, no bodyguards at school.

"Bro?" Mokuba looked at his brother with a confused face. "You're not eating. What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Just . not in the mood." Seto rubbed his cerulean eyes, lying against the grass, hands behind his head. "But . Mokuba," he started again in a cold, but this time, cold but sad voice.

The young boy just finished eating his sandwich. "What?"

Seto wasn't really prepared to tell Mokuba about how he feels. But the pain; it was painful to bear, and the only solution is to speak it out. And the only person that he trusted was his little brother, who was always willing to listen. And as for Mokuba, he wanted his big bro be happy, that's all.

"Um," the CEO started speaking, swallowing thickly as he searched for words. "What would you do if the one you secretly loved was the same person you hate before?"

Mokuba blinked for a while, confused then smiling as he got the hidden meaning. It goes with the proverb: The more you hate, the more you love!!!!

"I see what you mean." He paused for a while, munching again on his sandwich. "If I were you, I'll do my best for the both of us to become friends after that horrible rivalry. But, the last decision is still on your mind, bro. And by the way---."

By the way what?" Seto felt better upon hearing those words but puzzled at what will be asked of him now.

"Boy or Girl?" Mokuba smirked at his brother, seems on his mind his CEO bro would probably be . gay?!!!

Seto flinched. Lightning sparks blazed through his body. He forgot that the 'secret person' he loved was—of the same gender, that is. Just then, traces of red were appearing upon his cheeks.

"Forget it, Mokuba." He sarcastically answered, lying on the grass again, eyes closed. If his little brother would have found that he's in love with the guy he totally hates before, here goes his brother, media, and the public. What a Nightmare.

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Malik turned around. His jaw dropped open when he saw his sister, giving a death glare. "Isis!!!-uh-so-what-doing-here-you-are-mind-join-us-if-yeh- want!" he stammered, he hid the rod behind his back, giving a weak laugh.

"BAKERO!!!!!!" Isis shouted, giving her brother no ore time to do dodging reactions, hitting Malik's head with the wok, too painful on the head, he fell to the ground, rubbing his head. "What the heck are you shouting again!!!! Are you totally gone insane? Berserk? Obsessed? WHAT?!!!"

"Man!!! That hurt!!!" He continued rubbing his head, which is still in pain. "This Ra damned asshole has gotten me berserk!!!" He pointed his finger to Bakura, who seems to laughing like a guy who just came from the mental asylum.

"Whatever." Isis turned her back, head facing her brother. "I'll forgive you. BUT, IF I HEARD YOU GOING INSANE AGAIN, THIS WOK OF YOURS WILL BE BROKEN!!!!"

She just then walked away, leaving all of the others, sighing for relief. Bakura, on the other hand, calmed down from his mental attitude, thank you. If not, uh, no comment.

"Man, that was scary!!" Jou and Honda resumed their grumble on food.

Ryou then remembered what Malik's sister had last said. Malik's got a wok?

"Um.........Malik?"

"Yeah, what?" Malik stopped rubbing his head then resume over to his eating session.

"Do you cook?" Ryou asked again, putting his index finger to his pale cheeks.

The lavender-eyed hikari blushed a little upon hearing Ryou's question. "Y- Yeah. A lot. I was the one assigned by Isis to cook for the three of us, so I got used to it........." he paused for a while, smiling to his yami. "Weeeellll, good thing Marik here helps me out every now and then... although he doesn't eat. He just finds out that cooking is somehow interesting to him. I like it that way." He frowned suddenly, looking sarcastically at Marik. "But never his squirrel obsession. I'll die soon if those damned squirrels would remain there for month more. But what can a freak like me could do?" he began to scratch his head. "Isis also likes squirrels!!!! What a Fucking shit."

Ryou's chocolate eyes sparkled at this. "REALLY?!!! And whoa, you've told us about your yami's obsession the 20th time!!!"

At this, Jou got an idea. "Hey, how bout cooking something for all of us in the upcoming field exploration 4 weeks from now? We'll be glad if yeh do it!" He just finished his sandwich, spring out of nowhere to Ryou and Malik's conversation.

Malik blushed even more. "Uh, sure. But........."

Jou's honey-colored eyes widened. "But whaaatt?" he gave again his puppy- dog eyes, begging for approval.

"Okay, okay!" the platinum blonde sighed. "Anyways, Marik will help me, right?"

"Riiiiiigghht." Marik said before he ate his last piece of rice balls. "Sue me if I'm obsessed with those cute little guys!"

"YAY!!!!" everyone shouted upon hearing this. At the same time, their bell rang, a sign for them that recess is already ended and go back to your freakin' classrooms.

Everyone groaned.

"bloody hell........." Bakura stood up, carrying his food container and was the first one to head up to 3rd floor.

Yugi stood up after Bakura did. His amethyst orbs were pretty nervous- looking. "Today's Tuesday, right Yami?"

"Yeah, and English is our next subject. Oh, yeah......... Ms. Ikomuro........."

"GRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" Yugi shouted out of nowhere, as if he fears the English teacher. He pulls his hair, going crazy like a mental patient.

Anzu blinked at Yugi's actions, wondering why her friend was going crazy. Just then, she remembered the mere fact that Yugi is seated at the front during English instead of his usual seat, the desk on the third row, in front of Jou. Then she remembered the fact that Yugi is Ikomuro-sensei's favorite student because he's cute. Oh well, but she felt a wave of fear herself mentioning the name 'Ikomuro'.

They've reached third floor while she was thinking all about it. She noticed Yugi was too scared to walk now. Then again, she wants to ask Yugi for some clarifications on the real reason she was afraid of Ikomuro- sensei.

"Yugi, who was the person you've been switching on during English class?" Anzu asked while walking.

"Pierre from the front row.." Yugi answered weakly.

"That French exchange student?!" Jou interrupted their conversation. He remembered her sister again. At the same time, he felt the same depression he was feeling everytime he comes home after shopping for food in a nearby convenience store. Serenity. And the mere fact that he can't expect his sister waiting for him at home now is a painful plus.

On the other hand, they already reached their classroom. They entered the room and thank the Gods; Ms. Ikomuro is not yet there. They sat on their respective seats, not to mention Yugi will be exchanging seats with Pierre.

Out of the blue, Anzu remembered something just now; another reason why Yugi gets so afraid during English class. She passed a note to both Yami and Jou to let them know.

##Yami, I know why Yugi is so afraid with Ikomuro-sensei. Remember she has Diabetes Type B, so she can go sugar high. Any moment in the middle of the class, and she can go berserk without warning. Anyways, pass this to Jou after reading. Add that to her favoritism on Yugi because he's cute. Anzu##

Out of nowhere, Ms. Ikomuro entered the classroom, looking like she was dead drunk last night or she just got her Insulin shot before entering 4- S's classroom. Her ebony eyes looks more like on the shades of gray.

"Ohayo, 4-S!"

"Ohayo, sensei!"

her eyes went to Yugi's direction. "Ohayo, Yugi!" she said with a sly smirk.

"O..hayo, sensei." Yugi said with a weak voice.

From the third row behind Yugi's current seat, Marik Ishtar shook his head; he too knows what his friend fears about their English Teacher. But heck! Everyone in the class fears her. Go fish, Ms. Sugar-high.

"Here we go again........."



Yugi: SHIIIITTTT!!!! There goes that sugar-high teacher!!!!

Malik: Yuzi, I DID swear a lot!!!

Yuzi-chan: of course, I want to go figure with the swearing! I'm planning to put a Lemon in this later on. I just don't know when.

Jou: What? Lemon!!!! Hell yeah!!!

Yuzi-chan: Hell yeah? O.O;;;;

Seto: (blushes) YES YES, YO!!! ^____^

Yuzi-chan: (hits Seto with a fan) be quiet. -_-;

Yami: Sheesh. Anyway, what about the Field Exploration 4 weeks from now?

Jou: Yay!!! Malik will cook for us!!! Yay!!! ^___^

Malik: (blushes) Alright already!!!

Marik: oh well, he's flattered.........

Yuzi-chan: (apologizes) Gomen nasai to all Seto fans out there, I did a little bit on Seto here..........PLEASE!!!!! DON'T FLAME ME!!!!!! I also want to apologize to Isis fans out there; weeeeellll...........I did make her cruel here, hitting my Malik with a Chinese wok-erm, his Chinese wok. I promise to do more of Seto in the other chapters!!! (nods) ^_^;;;;

Malik: wait. MY Malik?! What does that mean?!!!!

Isis: HEY YOU!!!! WHO'S THE WARFREAK?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yuzi-chan: whatever. Anyway, as you see, almost all of the characters here are a bit out of themselves, especially Bakura.

Bakura: bloody hell, why do I have to be included here?!

Yuzi-chan: because you're cute? (blushes) ~~Nah, here we go again, blushie crap.~~

Ryou: anyways, Malik and Bakura were true blue enemies here, right?

Marik: riiiiiggghht........... and good thing Isis didn't hit me with my aibou's wok.

Isis: (hits Marik with the wok)

Marik: ......before......... *__*;;;;;

Ryou: (blinking) ouch. But, there was this Yuzi's picture that seems those two were a bit of the exact opposite--- aaaa!!!! (gagging)

Yuzi-chan: o.O;;;; (choking Ryou) my readers, Ryou was just talking gibberish!!! (weak laugh) I should really stop Ryou and Bakura feeding on Sugar (dead sigh). They don't know what they're talking about anyways. O.O;;;

Ryou: -faints-

Yuzi-chan: Uh-oh!!!! As for the guy I named Pierre, he has nothing to do with the story, just exchanging seats with Yugi during English class, which reminds me of my English teacher, what a bummer.

Ne, Minna-san! RnR!!!!!

Anyway, if you're wondering why Malik was a cook expert, well, it's my story anyway so I did make him a good cook here. Same with his yami. I'm not that good at grammar, so sue me! I'm having an idea to do a Bakura/Ryou or Seto/Yami after 4 months. But heck!!! Back on school thing! Do aho. Maybe this one will be on its fourth chapter already, at least before I do either of the pairings said above. Take your pick. ^____^ Then again, please don't flame me!!!! Sorry again, crappy me. ^__^;;;;;

Another thing, I'll try to get some obsession on the double next time. It's fun seeing them like that. And no squirrels were harmed in the making of this chapter. I'm not an animal killer! But, I warn you, if Bakura did that, I would not be surprised.

Chapter 3: Yugi's misery on English class, Craziness in Honda's house and another Seto appearance on Jou's house!!! Attempt at more insanity and surprise. I hope I can do it. See you on the next!!!