Note: HI! Anyhow, here it is! Its cold…
Chapter 4
Meeting Inu Yasha
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Kagome flopped down on the couch, sighing.
"Aw, shit, I smell like a seagull, I'm going to take a bath." Kagome mumbled as she got off the couch and headed upstairs.
Miroku smiled, watching her.
"Miroku, you better keep your ass downstairs!" Kagome yelled as she got to the top.
"My, Kagome, do not flatter yourself. I have a woman to peep on now…" Miroku smiled.
::Whack::
"Damn you, Miroku. Damn you and that perverse mind of yours…" Sango huffed, face blushing with anger, but it wasn't as red as the handprint on Miroku's face, "next time you do that to Kagome, I will give you a choice."
"What is that, my dear Sango?" Miroku asked with an innocent look as he rubbed his cheek.
"I will ask you which ball you want to keep, and if you don't decide quickly, I will rip both of them off." Sango threatened as she walked towards the kitchen.
Miroku cupped his groin, wincing; just the thought of what she would do, hurt and scared him.
"Oooh, the guys are here…" Yumi sighed.
"Where?" Eri asked in an excited tone as she rushed to the window.
::Ding Dong::
~*~
Inu Yasha stared at the house before him.
'shit, they must be loaded or something.' He thought to himself as he parked his black jaguar in front of the house.
He rang the door bell, and was greeted by Miroku.
"Hey, Inu Yasha" Mirkou said, looking a little pale.
" what's with you?" Inu yasha inquired, "Looks like you got the shit scared outta' you."
Miroku sighed.
"Sango threatened to pluck off my testicles."
Inu Yasha winced. "Holy shit, I'd shit in my pants if she did that."
"Yes, so would I…" Miroku replied, "but I'd wish to keep my precious balls in return… Come on in."
Inu Yasha entered the house, looking over the huge building.
"Shit… the girls are loaded, aren't they?" Inu yasha said, opened mouth.
"Yes, close your mouth." Miroku responded, "the girls would be upset if they find drool on their carpet."
~*~
Kagome rushed down the stairs, only in a black silk bra and black boy shorts. Her pants were downstairs in the garage hanging, and she went down to get it. She had already gotten use to walking downstairs half naked with Miroku on, since all he could do was look and not touch… but there was also that he could use imagination.
"Hey, Eri!" Kagome called out as she was near the landing of the stairs, " can you get my- WHOA!!!"
Kagome spotted Inu Yasha
"Holy shit, you're half naked!" Inu yasha yelled, "And you're that girl who rubbed your boobs all over my face!
"Kagome, this is Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, Kagome." Miroku introduced, looking Kagome over.
"You damn pervs!" Kagome yelled, rushing back upstairs.
~*~
Inu Yasha blushed, just at the sight of seeing the perfect girl half naked. He silently prayed to God that he'd be seeing her completely naked if they hit it off this week, but he doubted it. He knew he acted stubborn around girls he liked, so why would she take him in?
He sighed and went to follow Miroku outside.
~*~
Kagome sighed as she sat down on the couch downstairs, their house was now packed with people from the earlier party. Now that she wasn't half naked, she was wearing a tight black tank top and flare jeans.
"God, it's hot in here…" she sighed to herself. She tiredly got up from the chair, pushing her way through the crowd. In the process, some drunk brute groped her butt, and she squealed and slapped the hand away.
"God damn it!" she screamed.
She finally got outside on the deck, only to find guys chugging down a keg of beer and couples making out, like Sango and Miroku.
Yumi grabbed her hand and dragged her further out in the backyard where they had a set of swings.
"What? Where we going?" Kagome asked as she looked back.
"You weren't properly introduced," Yumi started, "With the guy you rubbed your big boobies all over."
"What?" Kagome yelled.
Yumi pushed her down on the swing, saying "You were already introduced by names, now get to know each other so you can be official playmates!"
Kagome looked beside her to find the young man slightly blushing, but she couldn't tell since it was faintly dark outside.
Eri appeared beside them and giggled, "now kids, be good. Especially you Kagome, already smothered him with your 'babies'." And quickly left for the house.
Kagome was blushing furiously now, and turned her attention back at the man sitting next to her.
"Eeh, soo…" Kagome started.
"are you going to apologize for trying to suffocate me?" Inu Yasha asked rudely.
"WHAT?" Kagome yelled angrily.
"You heard me, are you? You practically did with those jugs of yours." He replied.
'this is going to be a long, frustrating night.'
~*~
Note: HEH, how is the night going to end up? Inu yasha likes her boobs! And wow, they're getting into fights, and he already sees her half naked!
Chapter 4
Meeting Inu Yasha
~*~
Kagome flopped down on the couch, sighing.
"Aw, shit, I smell like a seagull, I'm going to take a bath." Kagome mumbled as she got off the couch and headed upstairs.
Miroku smiled, watching her.
"Miroku, you better keep your ass downstairs!" Kagome yelled as she got to the top.
"My, Kagome, do not flatter yourself. I have a woman to peep on now…" Miroku smiled.
::Whack::
"Damn you, Miroku. Damn you and that perverse mind of yours…" Sango huffed, face blushing with anger, but it wasn't as red as the handprint on Miroku's face, "next time you do that to Kagome, I will give you a choice."
"What is that, my dear Sango?" Miroku asked with an innocent look as he rubbed his cheek.
"I will ask you which ball you want to keep, and if you don't decide quickly, I will rip both of them off." Sango threatened as she walked towards the kitchen.
Miroku cupped his groin, wincing; just the thought of what she would do, hurt and scared him.
"Oooh, the guys are here…" Yumi sighed.
"Where?" Eri asked in an excited tone as she rushed to the window.
::Ding Dong::
~*~
Inu Yasha stared at the house before him.
'shit, they must be loaded or something.' He thought to himself as he parked his black jaguar in front of the house.
He rang the door bell, and was greeted by Miroku.
"Hey, Inu Yasha" Mirkou said, looking a little pale.
" what's with you?" Inu yasha inquired, "Looks like you got the shit scared outta' you."
Miroku sighed.
"Sango threatened to pluck off my testicles."
Inu Yasha winced. "Holy shit, I'd shit in my pants if she did that."
"Yes, so would I…" Miroku replied, "but I'd wish to keep my precious balls in return… Come on in."
Inu Yasha entered the house, looking over the huge building.
"Shit… the girls are loaded, aren't they?" Inu yasha said, opened mouth.
"Yes, close your mouth." Miroku responded, "the girls would be upset if they find drool on their carpet."
~*~
Kagome rushed down the stairs, only in a black silk bra and black boy shorts. Her pants were downstairs in the garage hanging, and she went down to get it. She had already gotten use to walking downstairs half naked with Miroku on, since all he could do was look and not touch… but there was also that he could use imagination.
"Hey, Eri!" Kagome called out as she was near the landing of the stairs, " can you get my- WHOA!!!"
Kagome spotted Inu Yasha
"Holy shit, you're half naked!" Inu yasha yelled, "And you're that girl who rubbed your boobs all over my face!
"Kagome, this is Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, Kagome." Miroku introduced, looking Kagome over.
"You damn pervs!" Kagome yelled, rushing back upstairs.
~*~
Inu Yasha blushed, just at the sight of seeing the perfect girl half naked. He silently prayed to God that he'd be seeing her completely naked if they hit it off this week, but he doubted it. He knew he acted stubborn around girls he liked, so why would she take him in?
He sighed and went to follow Miroku outside.
~*~
Kagome sighed as she sat down on the couch downstairs, their house was now packed with people from the earlier party. Now that she wasn't half naked, she was wearing a tight black tank top and flare jeans.
"God, it's hot in here…" she sighed to herself. She tiredly got up from the chair, pushing her way through the crowd. In the process, some drunk brute groped her butt, and she squealed and slapped the hand away.
"God damn it!" she screamed.
She finally got outside on the deck, only to find guys chugging down a keg of beer and couples making out, like Sango and Miroku.
Yumi grabbed her hand and dragged her further out in the backyard where they had a set of swings.
"What? Where we going?" Kagome asked as she looked back.
"You weren't properly introduced," Yumi started, "With the guy you rubbed your big boobies all over."
"What?" Kagome yelled.
Yumi pushed her down on the swing, saying "You were already introduced by names, now get to know each other so you can be official playmates!"
Kagome looked beside her to find the young man slightly blushing, but she couldn't tell since it was faintly dark outside.
Eri appeared beside them and giggled, "now kids, be good. Especially you Kagome, already smothered him with your 'babies'." And quickly left for the house.
Kagome was blushing furiously now, and turned her attention back at the man sitting next to her.
"Eeh, soo…" Kagome started.
"are you going to apologize for trying to suffocate me?" Inu Yasha asked rudely.
"WHAT?" Kagome yelled angrily.
"You heard me, are you? You practically did with those jugs of yours." He replied.
'this is going to be a long, frustrating night.'
~*~
Note: HEH, how is the night going to end up? Inu yasha likes her boobs! And wow, they're getting into fights, and he already sees her half naked!