Note: lol, okay, so I'll make this chapter longer, or I'll try at least…
Disclaimer~ don't own any of them! ~_~ but I will soon….
Chapter 6
Fighting Insanity
"What the hell are you doing in my room now?" Kagome yelled angrily, "I've got it under control."
Kouga growled at Inu Yasha for his interference.
"I'm saving your ass, bitch!" Inu Yasha replied in a snarl, "It doesn't look like you have it under control!"
Kouga threw Kagome to her bed, angrily heading towards Inu Yasha.
"Lowly hanyou, I'll teach you where your place is." Kouga snarled.
"Wolf shit," Inu yasha replied, "I'll kick your ass back to your mother."
Kouga threw a punch at Inu Yasha, but Inu yasha dodged and upper cut him in the stomach.
Kouga snarled and puched him across the face, Inu yasha hit the wall.
"Stop!" Kagome yelled, but the didn't listen.
They continued to dodge and throw punches at each other.
'shit.' Kagome sighed. 'how the hell do I make them stop? Throw water at them….nope… throw shit at them…' she threw one of her pillows at them, but they still ignored it. 'okay, well then, guess I'm going to have to do this.'
"Kouga, Inu yasha!" Kagome screamed as she pulled her shirt over her head and her bra, now exposing her breasts.
The two young men immediately stopped fighting and stared at the two perfect orbs, Kouga seemed mesmerized, but Inu Yasha turned away, hiding a blush and praying a thanks to God for that.
"Now that I fucking finally have your damn, perverted attention!" Kagome yelled as she put her shirt back on, "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!"
Kouga stood there for a while, still staring. "I'm sorry," he apologized turned away and left, smiling to himself.
Inu Yasha let out a breath and stalked towards the door.
"Inu yasha…" Kagome started.
"I'm sorry." he muttered.
"You broke my door and saw my boobs, you owe me more than an apology." Kagome said angrily.
"WHAT!?" Inu yasha yelled, "I was saving your ass from that damn rapist.
"Kouga would have never done that to me." She replied. "and he called you a lowly Hanyou, what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing." he snapped.
"Fine, be the ass you are!" she retorted.
"I'll pay for the door." he said as he rolled his eyes.
"And what about my breasts?"
'they're great' his brain sighed. "I want to treat you out for lunch and dinner."
"Why?" Kagome said as she raised her eyebrow.
"God, it's an apology for you having to flash us just to stop." he snorted.
"Good job, Inu Yasha!" Miroku laughed as he entered the room.
"how long were you there?" Inu yasha growled.
"Long enough to see a little something, something" he smiled.
"You mother fucker!" Inu Yasha snarled.
"You damn pervert!" Kagome screamed.
Inu Yasha popped Miroku over the head, and Miroku started seeing stars.
"Hey, Kagome, if Inu Yasha and I were to fight," Miroku started, "would you raise your shirt again?"
"Hell no!" Kagome shouted.
Sango entered the room, glaring at Miroku. "Damn it Miroku, I warned you."
"Warned me about what, love?" Miroku asked innocently.
Sango huffed, then sweetly smiled, "do you want to go into the bedroom?"
Miroku's face lit up instantly, "YES!"
~*~
Inu Yasha and Kagome heard Miroku scream in the bedroom and some thrashings.
"Whoa…" Kagome whispered.
Inu yasha remaines silent.
"what time are we going?" Kagome asked.
"Tomorrow, at 1 is lunch, I'll take you out shopping, then 6 is dinner." he replied.
"Shopping?" Kagome asked, "why are you being nice now?"
"It's an apology, god damn it, and I just want to be nice!" he snapped.
Miroku entered the room, limping and followed by an angry Sango.
"Next time, I swear I will rip it off." she hissed.
Miroku winced and protectively covered his groin.
"Yes Sango. I'm very sorry my love." he replied.
"Don't start shit with me, Miroku," Sango huffed as she started to head down the stairs.
"God, your so damn stupid." Kagome and Inu yasha said in unison.
~*~
Note: I'm sorry I couldn't make this longer, I'll try on the next one. My leg is kinda dead and numb, so review, and I'll start on the other story!
Chapter 7
Dates and Sex
Disclaimer~ don't own any of them! ~_~ but I will soon….
Chapter 6
Fighting Insanity
"What the hell are you doing in my room now?" Kagome yelled angrily, "I've got it under control."
Kouga growled at Inu Yasha for his interference.
"I'm saving your ass, bitch!" Inu Yasha replied in a snarl, "It doesn't look like you have it under control!"
Kouga threw Kagome to her bed, angrily heading towards Inu Yasha.
"Lowly hanyou, I'll teach you where your place is." Kouga snarled.
"Wolf shit," Inu yasha replied, "I'll kick your ass back to your mother."
Kouga threw a punch at Inu Yasha, but Inu yasha dodged and upper cut him in the stomach.
Kouga snarled and puched him across the face, Inu yasha hit the wall.
"Stop!" Kagome yelled, but the didn't listen.
They continued to dodge and throw punches at each other.
'shit.' Kagome sighed. 'how the hell do I make them stop? Throw water at them….nope… throw shit at them…' she threw one of her pillows at them, but they still ignored it. 'okay, well then, guess I'm going to have to do this.'
"Kouga, Inu yasha!" Kagome screamed as she pulled her shirt over her head and her bra, now exposing her breasts.
The two young men immediately stopped fighting and stared at the two perfect orbs, Kouga seemed mesmerized, but Inu Yasha turned away, hiding a blush and praying a thanks to God for that.
"Now that I fucking finally have your damn, perverted attention!" Kagome yelled as she put her shirt back on, "GET OUT OF MY FUCKING ROOM!"
Kouga stood there for a while, still staring. "I'm sorry," he apologized turned away and left, smiling to himself.
Inu Yasha let out a breath and stalked towards the door.
"Inu yasha…" Kagome started.
"I'm sorry." he muttered.
"You broke my door and saw my boobs, you owe me more than an apology." Kagome said angrily.
"WHAT!?" Inu yasha yelled, "I was saving your ass from that damn rapist.
"Kouga would have never done that to me." She replied. "and he called you a lowly Hanyou, what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing." he snapped.
"Fine, be the ass you are!" she retorted.
"I'll pay for the door." he said as he rolled his eyes.
"And what about my breasts?"
'they're great' his brain sighed. "I want to treat you out for lunch and dinner."
"Why?" Kagome said as she raised her eyebrow.
"God, it's an apology for you having to flash us just to stop." he snorted.
"Good job, Inu Yasha!" Miroku laughed as he entered the room.
"how long were you there?" Inu yasha growled.
"Long enough to see a little something, something" he smiled.
"You mother fucker!" Inu Yasha snarled.
"You damn pervert!" Kagome screamed.
Inu Yasha popped Miroku over the head, and Miroku started seeing stars.
"Hey, Kagome, if Inu Yasha and I were to fight," Miroku started, "would you raise your shirt again?"
"Hell no!" Kagome shouted.
Sango entered the room, glaring at Miroku. "Damn it Miroku, I warned you."
"Warned me about what, love?" Miroku asked innocently.
Sango huffed, then sweetly smiled, "do you want to go into the bedroom?"
Miroku's face lit up instantly, "YES!"
~*~
Inu Yasha and Kagome heard Miroku scream in the bedroom and some thrashings.
"Whoa…" Kagome whispered.
Inu yasha remaines silent.
"what time are we going?" Kagome asked.
"Tomorrow, at 1 is lunch, I'll take you out shopping, then 6 is dinner." he replied.
"Shopping?" Kagome asked, "why are you being nice now?"
"It's an apology, god damn it, and I just want to be nice!" he snapped.
Miroku entered the room, limping and followed by an angry Sango.
"Next time, I swear I will rip it off." she hissed.
Miroku winced and protectively covered his groin.
"Yes Sango. I'm very sorry my love." he replied.
"Don't start shit with me, Miroku," Sango huffed as she started to head down the stairs.
"God, your so damn stupid." Kagome and Inu yasha said in unison.
~*~
Note: I'm sorry I couldn't make this longer, I'll try on the next one. My leg is kinda dead and numb, so review, and I'll start on the other story!
Chapter 7
Dates and Sex