Hahaha, ok, well I just got done watching Star Wars. Well, while I was watching Star Wars I got inspiration for this fic. Don't ask how I got the inspiration from Star Wars, I don't even know. But I thought that it would be terribly funny.

Disclaimer: I don't own Voldemort, Bealtrix, Star Wars, or the outfit. I just own the idea.

Ok, this fic takes place when Voldemort is in his hide out. It is right after our dear Voldie regains his body, or whoever's body he got. I kind of don't remember that part, oh well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Voldermort stood in his bedroom looking in the mirror at his new appearance. He wore a sparkly halter top and low rider jeans. He doesn't usually wear these kinds of clothes, but this was a special occasion.

"I look good," he said to himself. Then, suddenly, a song erupted from his radio.

"Oh, oh, oh, this is my favorite song!!!" he squealed as he took position to dance to it. In a sudden moment, the first words of the song filled the room.

Ooh hey, yeah

Hush, just stop

There's nothing you can do or say, baby

I've had enough

I'm not your property as from today, baby

You might think that I won't make it on my own

At this part he stood in a pose with is hands spread out and on either side of his face. He started singing with the song.

But now I'm

Stronger than yesterday

Now it's nothing but my way

My loneliness ain't killing me no more

I'm stronger

Voldemort suddenly stopped and looked into the mirror. Just as suddenly as he had stopped, he started dancing very unnecessary dance moves. Let's just say this; the little fuzzy teady bear things from Star Wars had a better chance of a professional dance career than he did.

Than I ever thought that I could be, baby

I used to go with the flow

Didn't really care 'bout me

You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong

Just then, Voldemort summoned a chair. He started chair dancing, very ala Britney Spears in her video.

'Cause now I'm

Stronger than yesterday

Now it's nothing but my way

My loneliness ain't killing me no more

I'm stronger

He then threw his chair across the room and attempted an interpretive dance. Though, it looked more like a mix ballet and someone getting shot, repeatedly.

Come on, now

Oh, yeah

Here I go, on my own

I don't need nobody, better off alone

Here I go, on my own now

I don't need nobody, not anybody

Here I go, alright, here I go

He then proceeded to shake his butt in a very crude way.

Stronger than yesterday

Now it's nothing but my way

My loneliness ain't killing me no more

I'm str......

But before he could finish Bealtrix stormed through the door.

"What the hell are you doing?" she demanded.

"Well, I was dancing...I mean, I was thinking of new strategies for the war. We must win you know."

"Well, if it includes Britney Spears or dancing, than I am sure we will win," she then left the room and closed the door.

Voldemort then headed toward his mirror and said to himself, "she is just jealous."

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Hahahaha, ok there you go. It was just a stupid random thing that I thought of. Well tell me what you think!!!!