Cyborgs eyes widened in horror.
"What the hell?!?"
"It's a simple question," I said calmly, "Yes or no." He looked like he was going to die of embarrassment.
"Well, when the explosion happened a couple years back, and scientists rebuilt me to what I am today, well..." He gave me a meaningful look.
"Oh my god!!" I squeaked, "So if you wanted to... you could get... attachments to it?"
"If I wanted to, yeah."
"You should tell people!! Do you have any idea how many chicks you could get with that?!?"
"With what?" asked Robin as he entered the living room.
"Cys got a pleasure machine in his pants!!" I yelled just to embarrass Cyborg. Robin's eyes when wide,
"You mean..."
"Yes!" Cyborg replied looking frustrated.
"A machine for pleasuring what?" asked Star as her and Beastboy and Raven entered the room. Cyborg looked like he wanted to disappear into the ground and never return. This was obviously a subject he didn't want to discuss with us.
"For... you know..."
"No I do not know." Star said completely bewildered.
"Starfire," I said sighing, "Do you remember when I gave you the 'facts of life' talk for earthlings?"
"Yes, you referred to it as 'the birds and the bees', but I do not understand how birds and winged insects relate to sexual-" then her expression changed, "Ohhhhh! I understand now!" She giggled, "Our friend Cyborg is a sexual satisfaction machine!"
All the girls cracked up. Robin and Beastboy gave awkward looks at Cyborg. Who knows why, maybe it's a guy thing. Maybe they felt inferior or something stupid. Cyborg shrugged one massive shoulder, but smiled a little bashfully. Poor Cy, he never has girlfriends.
Most girls are turned off by him being mostly metal. But this bit of information gave his reputation a huge boost, when I 'accidentally' let his secret slip to a huge crowd of girls at the mall. Now teen girls call for him almost every hour. Cyborg loves all this attention. He was even referred to as 'The cannon man' as one girl nicely put it. Ewwww.
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I let out a moan of longing as I looked at the magazine clipping of my latest heartthrob.
"Oh Oliver Wagner!" I said as I pushed his picture up to my lips. "I think I'm in love," I told Star, who was giggling to my obsession with the German actor.
"Yes, he certainly is astatically pleasing," she said, trying to snatch my picture away.
"No! He's mine!"
"Naaaaaoooommmiii!" Beastboy sang from outside my door. He barged right in as looked around my room in surprise.
"What did you do to your room?"
"I made it better!" I replied confidently. Of course it was better! Who wouldn't want pictures of Oliver Wagner covering your walls and ceiling? At first Beastboy had a funny expression on his face, but then he grinned.
"Ohhhh! Naomi and Oliver sitting in a tree!" then he started to shake his hips from side to side, "K.I.S.S.I.N.G.!" I mock glared at him,
"I don't want to kiss him, duh! I just want to make love to him like an animal!" Star burst out laughing, but I don't really think she understood what I meant.
Beastboy started changing from animal to animal. He crawled into my lap as a ferret and changed back into his human form.
"Like an animal, huh? I can be an animal too. Animals are my thing ya know." I squinted my eyes at him, pretending not to understand what he meant to escape having to face relity that he like me, I didn't know if I liked him back yet.
"What?" Best to play dumb when a confusing situation arises.
"Never mind," he sighed. Star came to my rescue,
"So, what action are the we going to take against Ice? He has not been located yet, right?"
"No," I sighed and tucked a piece of hair behind my ear.
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Cyborg came sauntering into the kitchen. He was Mister. I've Just Had Four Dates In A Row. I elbowed Raven,
"Mah dawgs been pimpin' it, yo!"
"No shit!" he said excitedly.
"I be a pimp too," I informed him.
"Really?" Asked Star.
"Hell yeah! I go cruisin' around in muh pimp mobile and pick up dem man hoes!!" Star smiled blankly, not understanding a word I had just said.
"Oh really?" asked Cyborg grinning, "How do you pimp it, mack daddy Naomi?"
"I parkin' lot pimp, yo!!" The others entered the kitchen right as I said "I parking lot pimp yo!!" They all gave me really weird looks.
"Aw shit, there just jealous!" I said grinning at Cyborg.
"Soooo," Robin said loudly, hoping to stop this conversation, "Beastboy, it was your turn to cook, what did you make for dinner?"
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After a meal of tofu brick, we all sat down in front of the TV, not watching it for once, but just enjoying each other's company. But then Beastboy decided to enjoy the stealing of my Oliver Wagner picture.
"YOU ASS!! GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!" He transformed into a green donkey and brayed at me in response to my first insult. He transformed back and grinned at me. I pounced on him, grabbing for the picture of my beloved.
We laughed like idiots while everyone else started making bets on who was eventually going to get injured in the end. Many bets were placed on Beastboy.
We wrestled on the floor for a while as I desperately tried to get my picture back, but he kept putting it out of my reach.
"You peu de merde!" I shrieked. The room when quiet and Beastboy stopped struggling to stare at me.
"Was that French."
"Yeah so? It's just an insult I picked up from Ice. So what. It means little shit." The others stared at me suspiciously, but Beastboy waved my picture in fount of my face. I gasped.
"You ripped it! Now I really am going to kick that green ass of yours!" He laughed as transformed into a dog. He licked my face.
I laughed until he licked my face again. Not a friendly dog lick, but kinda slow. I looked up at him and realized he wasn't in his doggy from anymore.
His eyes opened wide in shock. He muttered an apology and scrambled away. I touched the place on my face where his tongue had been; completely forgetting that everyone else was still sitting on the sofa wide eyed.
I stood up slowly and mumbled that I needed to take a walk. I headed out the door. I needed some time to think.
*
*
* StArRy- Well ladies and gentlemen, its finally happened. My first flame. Well, its bound to happen sometime or another. Not everyone is going to like my story. I looked up the word atrocity from the flame, and it says that I was being,
n 1: the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane
2: an act of atrocious cruelty
0_o I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a defensive bitch, but I don't think I was being shocking cruel and inhuman.
Well more news, this is the second to last chapter. But never fear! I suddenly broke through my writer's block and I have a sequel to a sequel coming up! So yeah, I'll get that it in a couple of days.
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, I want to stretch out the story as long as I can! I don't want it to end! Well, Review! And no unconstructive flames please!
"What the hell?!?"
"It's a simple question," I said calmly, "Yes or no." He looked like he was going to die of embarrassment.
"Well, when the explosion happened a couple years back, and scientists rebuilt me to what I am today, well..." He gave me a meaningful look.
"Oh my god!!" I squeaked, "So if you wanted to... you could get... attachments to it?"
"If I wanted to, yeah."
"You should tell people!! Do you have any idea how many chicks you could get with that?!?"
"With what?" asked Robin as he entered the living room.
"Cys got a pleasure machine in his pants!!" I yelled just to embarrass Cyborg. Robin's eyes when wide,
"You mean..."
"Yes!" Cyborg replied looking frustrated.
"A machine for pleasuring what?" asked Star as her and Beastboy and Raven entered the room. Cyborg looked like he wanted to disappear into the ground and never return. This was obviously a subject he didn't want to discuss with us.
"For... you know..."
"No I do not know." Star said completely bewildered.
"Starfire," I said sighing, "Do you remember when I gave you the 'facts of life' talk for earthlings?"
"Yes, you referred to it as 'the birds and the bees', but I do not understand how birds and winged insects relate to sexual-" then her expression changed, "Ohhhhh! I understand now!" She giggled, "Our friend Cyborg is a sexual satisfaction machine!"
All the girls cracked up. Robin and Beastboy gave awkward looks at Cyborg. Who knows why, maybe it's a guy thing. Maybe they felt inferior or something stupid. Cyborg shrugged one massive shoulder, but smiled a little bashfully. Poor Cy, he never has girlfriends.
Most girls are turned off by him being mostly metal. But this bit of information gave his reputation a huge boost, when I 'accidentally' let his secret slip to a huge crowd of girls at the mall. Now teen girls call for him almost every hour. Cyborg loves all this attention. He was even referred to as 'The cannon man' as one girl nicely put it. Ewwww.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I let out a moan of longing as I looked at the magazine clipping of my latest heartthrob.
"Oh Oliver Wagner!" I said as I pushed his picture up to my lips. "I think I'm in love," I told Star, who was giggling to my obsession with the German actor.
"Yes, he certainly is astatically pleasing," she said, trying to snatch my picture away.
"No! He's mine!"
"Naaaaaoooommmiii!" Beastboy sang from outside my door. He barged right in as looked around my room in surprise.
"What did you do to your room?"
"I made it better!" I replied confidently. Of course it was better! Who wouldn't want pictures of Oliver Wagner covering your walls and ceiling? At first Beastboy had a funny expression on his face, but then he grinned.
"Ohhhh! Naomi and Oliver sitting in a tree!" then he started to shake his hips from side to side, "K.I.S.S.I.N.G.!" I mock glared at him,
"I don't want to kiss him, duh! I just want to make love to him like an animal!" Star burst out laughing, but I don't really think she understood what I meant.
Beastboy started changing from animal to animal. He crawled into my lap as a ferret and changed back into his human form.
"Like an animal, huh? I can be an animal too. Animals are my thing ya know." I squinted my eyes at him, pretending not to understand what he meant to escape having to face relity that he like me, I didn't know if I liked him back yet.
"What?" Best to play dumb when a confusing situation arises.
"Never mind," he sighed. Star came to my rescue,
"So, what action are the we going to take against Ice? He has not been located yet, right?"
"No," I sighed and tucked a piece of hair behind my ear.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Cyborg came sauntering into the kitchen. He was Mister. I've Just Had Four Dates In A Row. I elbowed Raven,
"Mah dawgs been pimpin' it, yo!"
"No shit!" he said excitedly.
"I be a pimp too," I informed him.
"Really?" Asked Star.
"Hell yeah! I go cruisin' around in muh pimp mobile and pick up dem man hoes!!" Star smiled blankly, not understanding a word I had just said.
"Oh really?" asked Cyborg grinning, "How do you pimp it, mack daddy Naomi?"
"I parkin' lot pimp, yo!!" The others entered the kitchen right as I said "I parking lot pimp yo!!" They all gave me really weird looks.
"Aw shit, there just jealous!" I said grinning at Cyborg.
"Soooo," Robin said loudly, hoping to stop this conversation, "Beastboy, it was your turn to cook, what did you make for dinner?"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
After a meal of tofu brick, we all sat down in front of the TV, not watching it for once, but just enjoying each other's company. But then Beastboy decided to enjoy the stealing of my Oliver Wagner picture.
"YOU ASS!! GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!" He transformed into a green donkey and brayed at me in response to my first insult. He transformed back and grinned at me. I pounced on him, grabbing for the picture of my beloved.
We laughed like idiots while everyone else started making bets on who was eventually going to get injured in the end. Many bets were placed on Beastboy.
We wrestled on the floor for a while as I desperately tried to get my picture back, but he kept putting it out of my reach.
"You peu de merde!" I shrieked. The room when quiet and Beastboy stopped struggling to stare at me.
"Was that French."
"Yeah so? It's just an insult I picked up from Ice. So what. It means little shit." The others stared at me suspiciously, but Beastboy waved my picture in fount of my face. I gasped.
"You ripped it! Now I really am going to kick that green ass of yours!" He laughed as transformed into a dog. He licked my face.
I laughed until he licked my face again. Not a friendly dog lick, but kinda slow. I looked up at him and realized he wasn't in his doggy from anymore.
His eyes opened wide in shock. He muttered an apology and scrambled away. I touched the place on my face where his tongue had been; completely forgetting that everyone else was still sitting on the sofa wide eyed.
I stood up slowly and mumbled that I needed to take a walk. I headed out the door. I needed some time to think.
*
*
* StArRy- Well ladies and gentlemen, its finally happened. My first flame. Well, its bound to happen sometime or another. Not everyone is going to like my story. I looked up the word atrocity from the flame, and it says that I was being,
n 1: the quality of being shockingly cruel and inhumane
2: an act of atrocious cruelty
0_o I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a defensive bitch, but I don't think I was being shocking cruel and inhuman.
Well more news, this is the second to last chapter. But never fear! I suddenly broke through my writer's block and I have a sequel to a sequel coming up! So yeah, I'll get that it in a couple of days.
Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, I want to stretch out the story as long as I can! I don't want it to end! Well, Review! And no unconstructive flames please!