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Must stop shaking write fanfic thing even though doesn't matter still hate world stupid thing should kill cos pain kill him dead Dead deed dead DEAD squirrel bite scratch nyah burn heehee marshmallow wooky LOOK AT MY HOOVES

Dude- Well she's currently out of her mind till the internet isn't broken so I'll Write this chapter!

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Yami- I wuv oo

Others- I wuv oo too

*mass hug and singing which later turns into orgy*

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Missheru- Umm .Okay

Joey- I don't think that works, Let me try

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Yami- I hate you

Everybody- I hate you more

*they all kill each other with chopsticks*

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Ytak- Heehehehheeeheherew hhee

Okashii- Chopsticks! Where?

Kurok- Okay let me try, I'm the closest thing to her

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Bakura- I'm a thief Mwah, Let's rape and pilage

Malik- Okay snookums

All- 0.o

Malik: what? Raping and pillaging, why do the two always have to go together, with all this bloody raping and pillaging, there'll be nothing left when your done! And it's hard to pilage while you're raping! By the time your done raping everything will already have been pillaged!

Bakura: Such wisdom

Yami- Guards, kill them

Malik and Bakura- DOH!

Okashii- Uh, no

Missheru- No kidding, I can write well, I can make people cry, MWAh

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Anzu- Blah blah! *hit by anvil thrown out of plane by Seto who's wearing a black trench coat, in helicopter*

Mokuba- Yay!

Malik- *on motorcycle* I'm evil.*flips hair* Oh yeah

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Missheru- umm, maybe that's not exactly how I'd do it

Ytak- your characters hard to write, poopy wiggle BOOF!mmm Booooof *drool, shoves entire thing of rockets in mouth* SUGAR

Kurok- Aww crap, I'm gonna hear about this tomorrow.

Missheru- Sugar hangover

Kurok- yup

Marika- here's how I'd do it.

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Mokuba- Seto, Can I have candy?

Seto- Leave me alone this is important

Mokuba *puppy eyes, sobs* You don't*sniff* luve me anymore?

Seto- I .. uh.. must not show emotion. FINE, here's a hundred dollars for candy.

Mokuba- YAY, can I have those explosives in your closet behind the dresses?

Seto- What!? How..? Why you little! Stay out of my closet!

Mokuba-*puppy eyes*

Seto- Fine! Just don't tell anyone about the high heels!

Mokuba- YAY

*Mokuba then blows up kaiba house, business whatever, everybody dies and he goes with Yugi to buy candy cos he has cool hair*

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Marika- There!

Seto- How did you know about the shoooo-I mean I don't have That stuff!

Okashii- Sure

Seto- *grumble*

Okashii- My turn!

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Draco- Is that your wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!

Harry- *blush*

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Dude- uh, wrong gender

Joey- you mean Genre

Dude- Suuuuuure

Ytak- well, I thInKthAt was success FuLL *switch* Nobojey SnogED andy Body! *eats brown sugar..actually it looks kinda purple..* Hey Whassis button do *presses sleep button* .Nothing happ-ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Weel be back after these messages!

Umm*insert messages later baka*

*a couple days later*

ytak- I feel much better!... Thanks tooooo Wake ups Caffiene pills! They worked like a charm!

Joey- You drank 3 glasses of iced tea and A bunch of pepsi with them.

Ytak- That I did!

All- *sweatdrop*

Joey- I'll just be taking those away now*swipes caffeine pills*

Ytak- NOOOOO*drinks pepsi*OOOOOOOOO! Need caffeine! CAFFIENE! CAFFEINE! HEROIN, uh I mean CAFFEINE!

*next commercial*

Bob villa dude- Projects are made so much more easy with this useful useless stick! The useless stick has properties such as breaking or collecting dust!

Yami Kurok- Chainsaws have usefull properties such as cutting of heads! *cuts off head*

Yugi- YAY! JAM! *puts on sandwich*

Ytak- I think I just earned my pg-13 rating.

Kurok- Congrats, SANDWICHES FOR EVERYONE!

Everyone- YAY!... *realization* ACK . *much throwing up ensues*

Kurok- Meh, More for me.

*next commercial*

Person who is most likely a suicidal child star- What's your diagnoses doctor?

Mokuba-*giggle* I'm a doctor!

Person who is most likely a suicidal child star- Your kind of small to be a doctor.

Mokuba- I'm short for my age okay?! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Seto- Time for some killin' All- NOOOOO, No more sandwiches *rocking back n forth in corners ensues*

Ytak- Could we PLEASE get on with it?

Seto- The bad news is you will die slowly and painfully while I poke you with this useless stick *poke poke, stick breaks* DAMMIT, THIS STICK ISN'T USEFULL! IT USE.less. That's it I'm suing him, but the good news is I saved money on car insurance!

Person who is most likely a suicidal child star- Wow

Kurok- No need to sue, he died

Seto- Oh really, How?

Kurok- It was natural, he died in his sleep, he looked so peaceful.

Seto- I heard they couldn't find the body

Kurok- Uh, wanna sandwich?

Seto- well I am kind of hungry, is that chicken?

Ytak-ACK! No more commercials!

*end commercials*

Ytak-I suggest we plan ahead for the next chapter

Kurok- riiiight, so it's not crappy like this one?

Ytak- *grumble*

Missheru- I think you need a setting

Okashii- And a plot

Kurok- Or we could end on a pleasant note!

Ytak- *Sigh* Let me guess, Kill Anzu/Tea as many times as possible?

Kurok- You know me so well!

Missheru- Heres How I'd do it

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A closet full of guns is seen

Seto- *Picks out pretty Guns then jumps on motorcycle, once on the road he sees Malik*

Malik- Grrr, she's mine

Seto- Just a note, I'm rich! Oh yeah! *calls super fast jet on super cool cellphone*

Mokuba- *driving jet* WHHEEEE! YAY!

Seto- Yay! *Jumps into jet*

Malik- Damn

Anzu- Oh look, Seto has come to save me!

Yami- Uh, from what?

Joey- the fashion police *snicker*

Yami-I want one of those refreshing icey things

Joey- Ice cream

Yami- YAY! *they leave for icecream*

Seto- Eeeexcelent *jet lands on top of anzu*

Anzu- Squish

Seto- Hmm, *shoots her in head then throws her off cliff*

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Missheru- I like cliffs okay?

Ytak- YAY! CLIFFS!

Okashi- Woah, that had setting and plot and stuff, you're a good writer

Missheru- thanks

Ytak- you know I actually wrote it

Okashi- Yes, you're also writing what I'm saying so technically your complimanting yourself.

Ytak- nuh uh

Okashi- Uh huh

Ytak- nuh uh

Okashi- Uh huh

Missheru-This could take a while so sayanora!

Ytak- Read next chater! Then buy chicken!

Kurok- Then buy teriyaki Bob Villa!

Okashi- So you Admit it!

Ytak- What?!

Okashi- I dunno

Kurok- More killing next chapter MORE MWAH!