Why Am I Here?
(A cross between FF7 and Shaman King)
Whitey89: Hi, I am the writer of "Why am I here", and just so you know, I've got problems=) At the end of each chapter, I will be interviewing the many characters involved in this story, and maybe I'll interview myself ;) But seriously, this is what you might get when you cross a "Final Fantasy Game" with Shaman King. R&R please =)
Whitey89: I like...............poking dead things with a stick!!!!!!!!
**************************************************************************** * Chapter 1: In your dreams......
Yoh.....sleeping peacefully.......or so he thinks.....
Yoh: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...mmmmm....no....more........torture.......Anna!(wakes up suddenly) AH!
(falls back asleep)
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: Now time to introduce one of the FF7 villains... **************************************************************************** *
Jenova: (floats into Yoh's room and floats above his bed) You must take over the world.
Yoh: (still asleep) I must........eat an orange.
Jenova: NO.....you must.....take over...the....world.
Yoh: Must...throw....oranges....at.....Anna...heh,heh,heh...
Jenova: Screw it!!! You're a waste of my energy.
Yoh: (gets up and walks to the kitchen to get oranges)
Jenova: I'll.......go.........try that....... HoroHoro.....kid.........that's.....it!
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: Now, let's see what Horo's up to........ **************************************************************************** *
Horo: (holding stomach)
Must......not.......drink.........coffee.....anymore! (falls to the
ground and sleeps)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Jenova: (appears out of no where) You must take over the world.......
Horo: (talking in his sleep) I......must.....(wakes up suddenly)GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!
( dashes of into the woods)
Jenova: (floats there)...............DAMMIT!!!!!
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: (bursts out laughing) You suck Jenova!
Jenova: (evil eye) Shut up......
Whitey89: (stands up straight) Yes ma'am! **************************************************************************** *
At Ren's house
Jenova: (floats above Ren) You must take over the world! Mwa, ha, ha, ha!!!
Ren: I'll do it tomorrow......!
Jenova: (face turns red) DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!
Jenova flies away.
Jenova: (mind connects with Sephiroth. Having a mental breakdown)
Let's.......go......try.......that......Hao......kid.....okay?
Sephiroth: (staring at somebody) I know you..............Hojo!
Mikihisa: What the HELL are you talking about, (looks down) what's with the sword.
Sephiroth: It's to chop you UP with! KISAMA!!!!!!!
Mikihisa: (turns around and runs like bloody hell) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jenova: (still in mind connect) Sephiroth, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!
Sephiroth: But ma, I'm busy trying to kill the mad scientist!
Jenova: That's not Hojo that's the drug dealer Miki!
Sephiroth:.................shut up!
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Whitey89: Well, that's it for chapter 1. Yes, I know that it is
really dumb, but, cut me some slack, it's my first
fic. Cloud: (walks in for no apparent reason) You're dumb. (walks out)
Whitey89: (stares at Cloud) Sorry if there wasn't much of a plot, but there will be more depth to the story as more chapters come out. **************************************************************************** *
(A cross between FF7 and Shaman King)
Whitey89: Hi, I am the writer of "Why am I here", and just so you know, I've got problems=) At the end of each chapter, I will be interviewing the many characters involved in this story, and maybe I'll interview myself ;) But seriously, this is what you might get when you cross a "Final Fantasy Game" with Shaman King. R&R please =)
Whitey89: I like...............poking dead things with a stick!!!!!!!!
**************************************************************************** * Chapter 1: In your dreams......
Yoh.....sleeping peacefully.......or so he thinks.....
Yoh: Zzzzzzzzzzzz...mmmmm....no....more........torture.......Anna!(wakes up suddenly) AH!
(falls back asleep)
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: Now time to introduce one of the FF7 villains... **************************************************************************** *
Jenova: (floats into Yoh's room and floats above his bed) You must take over the world.
Yoh: (still asleep) I must........eat an orange.
Jenova: NO.....you must.....take over...the....world.
Yoh: Must...throw....oranges....at.....Anna...heh,heh,heh...
Jenova: Screw it!!! You're a waste of my energy.
Yoh: (gets up and walks to the kitchen to get oranges)
Jenova: I'll.......go.........try that....... HoroHoro.....kid.........that's.....it!
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: Now, let's see what Horo's up to........ **************************************************************************** *
Horo: (holding stomach)
Must......not.......drink.........coffee.....anymore! (falls to the
ground and sleeps)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Jenova: (appears out of no where) You must take over the world.......
Horo: (talking in his sleep) I......must.....(wakes up suddenly)GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!
( dashes of into the woods)
Jenova: (floats there)...............DAMMIT!!!!!
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89: (bursts out laughing) You suck Jenova!
Jenova: (evil eye) Shut up......
Whitey89: (stands up straight) Yes ma'am! **************************************************************************** *
At Ren's house
Jenova: (floats above Ren) You must take over the world! Mwa, ha, ha, ha!!!
Ren: I'll do it tomorrow......!
Jenova: (face turns red) DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW IT ALL TO HELL!!!!!!
Jenova flies away.
Jenova: (mind connects with Sephiroth. Having a mental breakdown)
Let's.......go......try.......that......Hao......kid.....okay?
Sephiroth: (staring at somebody) I know you..............Hojo!
Mikihisa: What the HELL are you talking about, (looks down) what's with the sword.
Sephiroth: It's to chop you UP with! KISAMA!!!!!!!
Mikihisa: (turns around and runs like bloody hell) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jenova: (still in mind connect) Sephiroth, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!
Sephiroth: But ma, I'm busy trying to kill the mad scientist!
Jenova: That's not Hojo that's the drug dealer Miki!
Sephiroth:.................shut up!
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Whitey89: Well, that's it for chapter 1. Yes, I know that it is
really dumb, but, cut me some slack, it's my first
fic. Cloud: (walks in for no apparent reason) You're dumb. (walks out)
Whitey89: (stares at Cloud) Sorry if there wasn't much of a plot, but there will be more depth to the story as more chapters come out. **************************************************************************** *