THE SORTING HATS NEW SONG
Listen now for I'll tell a tale
A dream of wizards four
From valley board to sunny fen
Glen and wild moor
Four wizards united by a common dream
With teaching at its heart
The best of friends did a school begin
But conflict did it start
Gryffindor sought the entire brave
Who's valor would hold true
While Slytherin sought the wickedly sly
Whose hunger for power grew
Old Ravenclaw she'd teach the wise
Who's wisdom and minds were strong
With Hufflepuff to teach the rest
She'd make recognized her throng
Several happy years did pass
Now listen to my warning
For a terrible fight for rule begun
Causing Slytherins departure one morning
Only then did the fighting cease
But at a terrible price to pay
Never have the houses reunited
Since Slytherins last day
So now place me upon your head
And I'll tell you where to go
I'll take a peek inside your mind
For once in side your mind...
There's nothing I don't know
Listen now for I'll tell a tale
A dream of wizards four
From valley board to sunny fen
Glen and wild moor
Four wizards united by a common dream
With teaching at its heart
The best of friends did a school begin
But conflict did it start
Gryffindor sought the entire brave
Who's valor would hold true
While Slytherin sought the wickedly sly
Whose hunger for power grew
Old Ravenclaw she'd teach the wise
Who's wisdom and minds were strong
With Hufflepuff to teach the rest
She'd make recognized her throng
Several happy years did pass
Now listen to my warning
For a terrible fight for rule begun
Causing Slytherins departure one morning
Only then did the fighting cease
But at a terrible price to pay
Never have the houses reunited
Since Slytherins last day
So now place me upon your head
And I'll tell you where to go
I'll take a peek inside your mind
For once in side your mind...
There's nothing I don't know