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Whitey89: (asleep)...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Cloud: (picks up a baseball bat and walks over to Whitey89) Wake up you filthy piece of sh*t! (beats Whitey89 over the head)
Whitey89: (rubs his eyes)............what.........?
Cloud: (hits him over the head again)
Whitey89: OUCH!!!!....oh, right! Sorry about that, just trying to catch up on some lost sleep...
Cloud: (rolls his eyes)............right.............I believe you.
Whitey89: (stares at Cloud for a moment)..............shut up! **************************************************************************** * Chapter 2: Meeting
Hao: (sitting in front of a TV, watching the American version of "Shaman King", ironic, isn't it)
Hmph.....how dare they insult my intelligence. I mean, why the hell is my name Zeke? They let Yoh keep his proper name, so why couldn't they let me keep mine? Cheap bastards. It's not fair! (Starts to pout)
Whitey89: (walks in out of nowhere) Oh, quit yer bitchin'. (walks away)
Hao: (stares at Whitey89) Spirit of Fire, kill him would ya?
Whitey89: Uh.....you...can't hurt the writer.
Hao: Oh we'll just see about that! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!
Whitey89: (dodges fire blast).........f*ck you
Hao: (flipped upside down over a pit of lava) WTF!!!!
Whitey89: You should have listened Hao. (walks off)
Hao:...........help.........?
Jenova and Sephiroth are flying around, looking for Hao.
Sephiroth: Mother, I think I see him.
Jenova: Let's go.
Sephiroth: (lands)
Hao: (still upside down)............Amidamaru.............? What the hell are you doing here?
Sephiroth: (stares blankly) Uh........what are you talking about? I'm Sephiroth the soon to be ruler of the world. (gives him the thumbs up)
Hao: O.....kay...! I don't care who you are just get me down from here.
Sephiroth: If your gonna be a jerk, maybe I should let you stay up there. (crosses his arm)
Jenova: (looks at Sephiroth) Just take him down.
Sephiroth: No!
Jenova: Take him down, or no sword for you!
Sephiroth: But ma..................
Jenova: Do it. (Holds up his sword)
Sephroth: Fine....
Later...
Hao, Sephiroth, and Jenova sit around a fire.
Hao: Thank you for getting me down from there.
Sephiroth: (cleaning his sword)...............
Jenova: (looks at Hao) I have a proposition for you.
Hao: What is it?
Jenova: If you help us take over your world, I'll make you the most
powerful being in the universe.
Sephiroth: I....I.......thought I was supposed to be the most powerful. (starts pouting)
Jenova: (stares at Sephiroth) You couldn't kill Cloud, so what makes
you think that I would give you such power.
Sephiroth: But ma........!
Jenova: No buts, Sephi! So Hao, do we have a deal?
Hao:.............sure..............
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89:.............uh..........so that's the end of Chapter 2. I hope you enjoyed. The plot is thickening.....
Cloud:...................
Whitey89: (looks at Cloud) Why do you insult me?
Cloud: Because it's fun.
Whitey89:.......okay..........? Well I hope you enjoyed=) **********************************************************************
Cloud: (picks up a baseball bat and walks over to Whitey89) Wake up you filthy piece of sh*t! (beats Whitey89 over the head)
Whitey89: (rubs his eyes)............what.........?
Cloud: (hits him over the head again)
Whitey89: OUCH!!!!....oh, right! Sorry about that, just trying to catch up on some lost sleep...
Cloud: (rolls his eyes)............right.............I believe you.
Whitey89: (stares at Cloud for a moment)..............shut up! **************************************************************************** * Chapter 2: Meeting
Hao: (sitting in front of a TV, watching the American version of "Shaman King", ironic, isn't it)
Hmph.....how dare they insult my intelligence. I mean, why the hell is my name Zeke? They let Yoh keep his proper name, so why couldn't they let me keep mine? Cheap bastards. It's not fair! (Starts to pout)
Whitey89: (walks in out of nowhere) Oh, quit yer bitchin'. (walks away)
Hao: (stares at Whitey89) Spirit of Fire, kill him would ya?
Whitey89: Uh.....you...can't hurt the writer.
Hao: Oh we'll just see about that! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!
Whitey89: (dodges fire blast).........f*ck you
Hao: (flipped upside down over a pit of lava) WTF!!!!
Whitey89: You should have listened Hao. (walks off)
Hao:...........help.........?
Jenova and Sephiroth are flying around, looking for Hao.
Sephiroth: Mother, I think I see him.
Jenova: Let's go.
Sephiroth: (lands)
Hao: (still upside down)............Amidamaru.............? What the hell are you doing here?
Sephiroth: (stares blankly) Uh........what are you talking about? I'm Sephiroth the soon to be ruler of the world. (gives him the thumbs up)
Hao: O.....kay...! I don't care who you are just get me down from here.
Sephiroth: If your gonna be a jerk, maybe I should let you stay up there. (crosses his arm)
Jenova: (looks at Sephiroth) Just take him down.
Sephiroth: No!
Jenova: Take him down, or no sword for you!
Sephiroth: But ma..................
Jenova: Do it. (Holds up his sword)
Sephroth: Fine....
Later...
Hao, Sephiroth, and Jenova sit around a fire.
Hao: Thank you for getting me down from there.
Sephiroth: (cleaning his sword)...............
Jenova: (looks at Hao) I have a proposition for you.
Hao: What is it?
Jenova: If you help us take over your world, I'll make you the most
powerful being in the universe.
Sephiroth: I....I.......thought I was supposed to be the most powerful. (starts pouting)
Jenova: (stares at Sephiroth) You couldn't kill Cloud, so what makes
you think that I would give you such power.
Sephiroth: But ma........!
Jenova: No buts, Sephi! So Hao, do we have a deal?
Hao:.............sure..............
**************************************************************************** * Whitey89:.............uh..........so that's the end of Chapter 2. I hope you enjoyed. The plot is thickening.....
Cloud:...................
Whitey89: (looks at Cloud) Why do you insult me?
Cloud: Because it's fun.
Whitey89:.......okay..........? Well I hope you enjoyed=) **********************************************************************